"Help me! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

Why is this stupid Little Richard commercial for Geico stuck in my head?!

The first time I saw it, I was like “This is the dumbest sh*t ever.” Now, 6 months later, I’m actually amused by it.

A part of me want to punch Little Richard in the chest and tell him to do some push ups and be like “Man up, you punk @ss b*tch!” Another part wonders what the world would be like if Little Richard weren’t so flamboyant. His over-the-top antics have brightened many people’s day.

Besides, who doesn’t like “MASHED POTATOES, GRRRAAVY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE! WHOOOOOO-HOOOOO!!!”

On that note, I’m going to go do number 1, then get back to actual work. Enjoy the rest of your Wednesday. In the words of Little Richard: “A WOP-BOP-A-LOO-BOP, A WOP-BAM-BOOM”

Damn. There is NO non-gay way of even typing that phrase. Ah well. f*ck it.

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10 Responses to “"Help me! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"”

  1. Black Chick Thinking 24. Jan, 2007 at 2:18 pm #

    You’re silly! Well as much as you talk about your swagger we all know you have no homosexual tendacies!

  2. Pamalicious 24. Jan, 2007 at 2:19 pm #

    I LOVE that commercial. You know they don’t have no pension for old black icons and the new ones ain’t giving em a dime – so work on Richard work on!

  3. Peach 24. Jan, 2007 at 2:33 pm #

    I always thought that it should be number two and number three
    two-poo
    three-pee

    LMAO maybe thats just me but from some reasn calling it number one buggs me.

  4. Leon 24. Jan, 2007 at 2:40 pm #

    Originally, Little Richard sang that song with the obviously teh gay lyrics “Tutti Frutti, Good Booty,” but his record producer changed the lyrics to “Tutti-Frutti, aw rooty” to make the song more radio friendly.

    “Womp-bomp-a-loom-op-a-good-goddamn” was changed to “Womp-bomp-a-loom-op-a-womp-bam-boom!” for the same reason.

    The shit you learn on Wikipedia…

  5. Amy1970 25. Jan, 2007 at 2:16 am #

    I always thought that Little Richard should do the voices and sounds on little kids’ toys. Can you imagine the See n Say…. “The cow say Mooo…ooo….oooo”

    and thanks, now that commercial is in my head. Thanks a lot

  6. Anonymous 25. Jan, 2007 at 11:34 am #

    ALL OF YA’LL GOT ME CRACKING UP AT MY DESK!!!!!!! Hustleman, looks at what you’re turning your readers into? LMAO

  7. Hustleman 25. Jan, 2007 at 2:08 pm #

    Thanks for believing in my swagger @ Black Chick Thinking :)

    @ Pamalicious, you’re right. Little Richard should make all the money he can.

    @ Peach, number 3 is when you have to do number 1 AND number 2 at the same time

    @ Leon, Good Lord! Those original song lyrics are hilarious LOL

    @ Amy, sorry for getting that commercial stuck in your head, too

    @ Anonymous, I can’t help it. My silliness is contagious, I guess

  8. Peach 25. Jan, 2007 at 6:24 pm #

    well you’re a number 4 LMAO

  9. UAintNevaLied 25. Jan, 2007 at 6:52 pm #

    That’s the best Geico commercial followed closely by the Mini-me one. Too funny. i thought i was the only one.. i go around all the time doing the “whoooooo” and “help me, somebody help me!” Too funny.

    Hmmm.. i wonder what number three is? is that a combo of 1 and 2? can’t believe i’m typing this.

  10. Anonymous 26. Jan, 2007 at 8:52 pm #

    I love that commercial with Little Richard and the one with Mini-Me. One of the best ones out today!

    woooooo!

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