As I’m sure a lot of you have heard by now, Whitney Houston has moved on since her split with Bobby Brown. The new man in her life is Ray J. Yes, “Wait a minute, ain’t that Brandy’s brother” Ray J. There are so many jokes to be made about this, I don’t even know where to start.
Before I do begin to ridicule this unholy union, let me first say that I am leaving Brandy out of the jokes. She has enough problems to deal with right now. On top of all that other stuff, her brother’s brining a pipehead home to the family. Poor girl. Keep your head up, Brandy!
Now, as far as Whitney Houston, I’m not sure if this is a step up for her, or a step down. Let me take a second to compare the marginally-talented men in her life:
Bobby Brown
The Pros:
- Was very successful in the late 80′s up until the early ’90s.
- The ULTIMATE ghetto celebrity. The hood still got love for him.
- Even with a gumby haircut and MC Hammer genie pants, he’s still cooler than Ray J will ever be.
- Can whup a motherf*cker’s ass! Ask Whitney.
- Is Whitney’s baby daddy, which means he’ll probably still hit it from time to time.
The Cons:
- Been to jail more times than Robert Downey Jr.
- Probably drunk or high RIGHT NOW.
- Wore biker shorts. Here’s the evidence.
- Can be violent.
- A bunch of bastard kids.
- Had sex with Superhead, which means he probably needs to scrub his genitals like a rape victim.
Ray J
The Pros:
- Younger, so he’s probably blowing Whitney’s 90 pound back out in the bedroom.
- Rode his sister’s coattails to fame, yet amazingly, is still around.
- The fact that he’s still making albums says that someone, somewhere, actually likes his music enough to buy it.
- Apparently he works out, because this dude rarely ever wears a damned shirt.
The Cons
- Marginally talented at best. If I had one wish, it would be that Ray J would stop making albums.
- Had sex with Superhead, which means he probably needs to scrub his genitals like a rape victim.
- Would probably have ended up sharing a jail cell with Bobby Brown if Brandy hadn’t been famous enough to put him on in the first place.
- Will never be as cool as he thinks he is.
As you can see, it’s already a dysfunctional relationship, and I haven’t even really discussed Whitney yet. Then again, I am on the outside looking in. If those two are happy together, then more power to ‘em! I’m all about black love, so let us rejoice as we embrace the new First Couple of Ghetto America!
Ummmm, where did you hear about this? I am gonna google the shiznit outta this. Um, Ray J is not ghetto….and his music is wack…I still cant believe this relationship.
Hmph in the end who care what Whit does, her career is O-V-A
I’m not sure what Whitney was thinking with both of them…she went from one BAMA to another! You had me rolling with… had sex w/Superhead which probably means he need to scrub his genitals like a rape victim, but what about Whitney she is sleeping with them Ewwwww!
That shit baffles me. I don’t get it and I can’t stop squinting my face up trying to figure it out.
….and Bobby Brown not only wore biker shorts, but sometimes he wore them with suspenders…WTF???(snickering turns into loud cackling)
Another great social commentary. I heard about this sometime last week and lacked the initiative to search for validity. You being nearly 2,000 miles from me and have heard the same thing, pretty much confirms it for me. As always hilarious stuff fam….
@ Sailor Moon, there is a photo of them in the car together on this page:
http://www.dallasblack.com/site.aspx/entertainment/whitneydatingrayj
@ @ster, good point. Whitney needs a good scrubbing, too.
@ E. Dizzle, check the video I posted!
@ J-Bigg, thanks. I didn’t believe it at first, either.
WTF?!?! Whitney has lost her mind. This is the first I’ve heard about this! Whitney loves her some young meat. Ray J must be packing, cause he is always dealing with older women.
Don’t forget that Ray J is into watersports. Someone is shopping a sex tape of him and Kim Kardashian (daughter of one of OJ’s lawyers who has been fucking every black dude in Holllywood for the last few years) and he supposedly pisses on her.
Yecch…
As for how long this lasts, who knows? You know momma Sonya Norwood is from Baton Rouge, she knows how to beat a woman down if need be, and I can see her and Whitney’s crazy ass getting into it at a dinner or get-together
lol…this is so funny, I really have to stop reading this while at work…I know they wonder what I’m over here dying about…
Yeah, I think Whitney took a step down…who would want to hear Ray J’s annoying voice all day…even when he talks it bothers me.
Tough call. I absolutely abhor Ray-J. I would say Bobby is the better choice in this one.
I read superhead’s book, and she talks about ray-j like he’s the one that got away. to me it seems like her and whitney swapped. maybe she’s trying to be vindictive towards superhead, because she really liked ray-j.
Whitney and Ray J !?!…James Brown must be rolling over in his grave…wait a minute, awww waitaminute…the Godfather ain’t buried yet…
ROFLMAO I read this in the Enquirer the other day and I almost choked. I dont’ think that this can possibly be real. My friend suggested that maybe this whole thing was simply a diversion for Brandy’s responsibility for that fatal car accident. I can’t imagine that Ray J, as ridiculous as he is, (don’t tell Panama I said that) would want a 90 year old spent up crackhead. I just dont’ see it. *shrug* -+++++
I wonder is this a publicity stunt for both of them. ..
I am trying to keep from reading trash like this. Man, you are sick. How did this came to your mind?