IN YOUR FACE, MOTHER NATURE!
I have officially whupped this cold, thanks in part to the loved ones who looked out for me during my time of illness. The cold weather can’t keep a player like me down for long. My swagger is way too phenomenal for that! I’ve been walking around all morning, George Jefferson-style, thanks to my victory over being sick.
It’s funny, but when your sinuses are messed up, you realize just how much you take little things like breathing normally for granted. I’m just happy to NOT have a headache right now. Life is good, gosh darn it!
High five for good health! Middle finger for cold weather sickness!
Yep, I’m so cool, that I(along with OJ and my cousin T) can bring the high-five back in style. From now on, it is no longer the in thing to greet friends with handshakes, daps or head nods. The high five is now officially back in fashion. If it was cool enough for 1980s basketball players in young ass shorts and tube socks, then it’s certainly cool enough for you.
What? You think you’re cooler than James Worthy in 1987? James Worthy’s sports goggles from 1987 are cooler than you! So go ahead and high-five it up for James!
Besides, unless you can do this, don’t let me catch you ’round here bad-mouthing James!