Yesterday, I kept gettign the same text message from different people. It read: “Happy Valentine’s day! I know it’s a bit early but I have thousands of sexy friends, so I’m starting with the ugly ones first. Haha!”
At first, I didn’t know what to think. Are all these people just that damned unoriginal? Or am I so butt-ugly that they shared the exact same sentiment?
Then I remembered that everyone who sent it has been in direct contact with my penis at some point in their lives, and all was right with the world :)
Since everyone else was unoriginal, I’m going to recyle my Valentine fromt he past couple of years and give it to you again. Actually, I’m taking it one step further and making you go to the King Magazine site to see it! How you like them apples, early text-messagers!
To the rest of you, Happy Valentine’s Day!
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oh so thats what it takes to get your phone number lol jk. happy vday
yeah I got a lot of the same text messages…I’m still getting virtual roses from one that says something about sending off a rose to see how many you get back??? why must people waste my texting time with messages I don’t like…
the one you keep getting, I got that like 20 million times last year…
this year I was upgraded though, to a even worst message:
“VALENTINES IS CANCELLED! Apparently u told cupid u were cute, he died laughing. Thanks a lot liar HAHA”….
I just wanna know what 15 year old my friends are getting these from so I can club the child to death for starting chain text message.
Well atleast you got text messages. The only thing I got this year for V-day was a doll from my daughter, that I bought for her on Xmas.
I HATE text message forwards! I usually forward them back to the sender three times, so they can see how annoying that shit is.
I hate King Magazine. Stop making me go to their website.
happy valentine’s day you sexy beast you!!
Why does Sister Todja hate KING Magazine? What’s her proble?
Hey…..I can’t go on King mag.com. It’s blocked here at work. This company must know something I dont!!!