Just in case anyone doubted that I am a true child of the 80′s, I decided to share my photos from the birthday party I went to last Saturday. It was 80′s themed, so I took that opportunity to make a low budget homage to LL Cool J. He was the first rapper that I can truly say I was a fan of, so it was only right.
YOU SEE WHAT MY SHIRT SAYS!!!
Oh it’s true! It’s damned true!
The words on my hat are illegible in this photo, but they read “FAKE KANGOL” in black stenciled lettering. Told you it was a low-budget outfit.
White t shirt = $0 since I already had a bunch
Stencil and black paint = $0 since I already had those for artwork
Fake Kangol = $10 from the liquor store
Fake gold chain = $0 since it was leftover from my Flavor Flav costume
Having a great time at that party = Priceless
Wait a minute…I forgot about the cover charge that I had to pay because the fools at Cafe Asia waited until 15 minutes after the guestlist ended to start letting people in the club. That was irritating…Standing in line for 45 minutes in the cold…almost getting hit by a Cadillac(yes, someone drove their raggedy, “I can’t afford to throw some D’s on this b*tch” Caddie into an alley, making the line part to let him through)…
On top of all that, having to shell out money to get in when you got there in plenty of time to get in free really sucked. I hate that “Let’s allow the line to grow ridiculously long and make this look like the hot place to be” foolishness that DC clubs tend to do. Especially when you finally get in the building and see that it’s almost empty. I could see if the place were that packed, but that’s usually not the case. From now on, whenever I go to a spot, I’m going to observe the line for 5 minutes. If it hasn’t moved at all, I’m leaving and spending my money at another establishment.
Note to all club promoters, owners, and bouncers: If you pull that line foolishness with me again, I’m going to make you famous on here. I might just lead a boycott or suggest people party at your competition’s spot, or, if I get close enough to catch you on the cameraphone, I’m going to take your picture and joke you so bad that you’ll enter the witness protection program. So it’s your choice: stop the long line madness, or suffer the wrath of Leon!!!
I hate to end this on a threatening note, so I’m going to give you all one more opportunity to bask in the glory of Ladies Love ListentoLeon! No need to thank me :)
you are SUCH A HAM!!!! cute tho, so i guess its okay.
I was there and it was a blast!
I liked your costume too.
Yeah, whatever, Leon…yellowbone
Chic on the left if hot!
Why do you and Peach just hook up already!
Play Lotto!
Ok Anonymous how you gonna bite my signature dog!!
On second thought it’s free advertising. So yeah Play Lotto!!!
And it’s not yellowbone it’s beige. LOL!!!
Play Lotto!!!!
uh………………..cuz im in cali.
youre cute leon. not mad at ya anymore=)
Your shirt should say, “Leon Loves Leon”…Heehee.
LMAO@Hostess..haha
@Hostess…OUCH! ROFL!
But yeah, Leon’s a cutie pie! Hey, if ya got it…flaunt it, as my nanna would say…just make sure it’s clean.
Staci
holding the line is a common problem in denver too…I hate when they tend to do that….
as for the LL look… I can dig that…
peace
Thanks @ Peach
@ Candace, it was fun. Great seeing you.
@ anonymous, stop stealing Lotto’s signature! LOL
@ Lotto, let me give you one more bit of free advertising: PLAY LOTTO!!!
Oh yeah, @ Peach, that “New York” photo is scaring me!
Thanks @ Natalie
@ Hostess, if I don’t, who will? LOL
Thank you @ Staci. It’s clean :D
@ Brwn Eyes, I hate that line foolishness
FYI Mr Leon= Clubs pull that “Make the line long so the club looks JUMPIN’!” every d@mn where..tsk..tsk..I’m riding for that boycott youe planning because I hate that mess too! Aint nothing worse than standing on line to get in and aint nobody in there but the DJ, his momma and security that take their job waaaaay to serious!..LOL
still cute.