Alright! That’s IT!!! I’m tired of you doing me like this! To let me get a taste of something so good, something so right, then just take it all away…It’s just flat out evil. How could you do it! How could you just play with my body and my emotions like that?!
I can’t lie, the last week or so was really good to me. It’s been awhile since I’ve experienced anything like that. You made me happy. You inspired me to do things I haven’t done in months…Then you flipped the script on me. I wish you’d stop being such a tease!
I’m speaking to Mother Nature, of course.
I really got used to that nice, warm Spring-like weather that we were experiencing in the DC area. The weather went from 70 degrees on Wednesday, to 35 degrees on Friday with heavy rain and sleet. There were even a few snow flurries. Mother Nature pimped us all! She took us from “I bareley need a jacket” weather, to “Break out the scarf, hat and heavy coat” weather.
Can you blame me for being a little emotional? For a guy like me who hates cold weather with a passion, that little taste of an early Spring had me ecstatic. Finally, I thought, something good had come from global warming! The only way I could have been happier is if I had been given a job traveling the country as a judge in barebecue rib competitions. Yes, unlimited swine was the only thing that could top that wonderful Spring weather.
Yet, Mother Nature decided to deliver an open-handed slap in the mouth to all of us in the DC area. This must be what it feels like to have sex with someone you just met, and then wake up to an empty bed…Or even worse, an empty bed, and a dresser with a $10 bill on it. That’s how Mother Nature made me feel. Now, let me get back to work and take my mind off this cheap, cold, empty feeling that I’m left with…
“I got this ice-box where my heart used to be…I’m so cold, I’m so cold, I’m so cold”
aw…father time is gonna come give you a hug (no homo)and tell you to be patient..spring will be here in no time!
couldn’t agree more. winter or spring. pick one!
and make it spring ;)
I live in Baltimore…Ditto and Ditto. Damn the weather straight to hell.
I like the Omarion Icebox reference at the end…it wraps it up so nicely!
I keep telling yall winter got a quota to keep …at least five snow storms each winter o mother nature will have a foot up it’s ass. Global warming be damned!!!
folks were walking around all comfortable with t-shirts and such, I stayed bundeled up ….never did trust the weather. She’ll switch on you in a minute.
being a georgia peach stuck in “dirty nj” with the cold weather, i fully understand how you feel. love reading your blog entries man! keep it pimpin!
sharon
Unlimited Swine = Leon looking like a light skinned Al Roker in 10 years.
Not a good look.
Staci
p.s. Let me get that $10 on your dresser…LOL!
Cali is doing the same damn thing. It goes from 80 to cold, teasin the hell out of me. I want to wear my bathing suit, like YESTERDAY.
My cousin lives in MD and works in DC. She had the same lament last week. I, however, reside in Houston. We’ve been experiencing darn-near 80-degree weather. So I empathize with you all; and wish you better weather.
you’re so right! last week i had officially decided to emerge from my annual I Hate DC and I’m Moving to Cali whinefest, even though the pollen was kickin’ and my allergies were so sad.
but today, i started searching job listings in cali again…
Tell me about it…pissed me off so much I had to post about it myself!
Yeah that shit sucked! I made big plans for the weekend, only to be greeted by a winter storm.
well, that sorta nonsense happened here in Miami believe it or not – nice and summer-like followed by winter nights (im talking about 60 degrees – yes that is actually cold here – unlike your snowy endeavors)
I hate this climate change – isnt it la nina that is effecting us now?