Happy Memorial Day weekend,
I have a lot of random things on my mind right now, so I’m about to use this blog to air things out. Thanks for being my thearapy, readers.
First thought: The recent string of drunk/high celebrities getting caught driving under the influence, highlighted by Lindsey Lohan’s arrest last night, has really gotten me to thinking. I could be a millionaire, or at the very least, a multi-thousandaire, if I were to start a service driving drunk rich chicks home from parties. If I can find a quick, discreet way to get the Paris Hiltons of the world out of the club with whomever they’re having sex with for the night while avoiding the paparazzi and stuff like that, I’d be set for life. I could call my business, “B*TCH YOU’RE RICH! STOP DRIVING”
Hell, I’ll be a chaufer if it will make me rich. I guess I need to learn how to spell it first…Once I do, Hollywood, here I come!
Second thought: People really are put into your life for a reason and season. It’s up to you to recognize the lesson in each encounter that your life brings. That’s my life lesson for the day. Now, back to the comedy.
Thought number 3: “Just cause you pour syrup on shit don’t make it pancakes, baby!” – Sam Jackson in Juice. Sorry… BET was showing the movie today, so that line stuck with me.
Fourth thought: E-40 is a bamma. I like a lot of his music, but good lord that guy represents all things tacky. E-40, if you’re reading this, don’t take it personally. Keep doing what you do, cause for every joke I make, I do still play “Sprinkle Me Man” in the morning when I get ready for work. That song is on the soundtrack to my life!
Fifth thought: The heineken mini keg is the shit! It’s indirectly responsible for this post right here. Thank you, to all the good people at Heineken who created such a wonderful marvel of modern technology! Cheers to them, and to the rest of you readers out there in cyberspace. I’ll holler at you later this week when my buzz wears off.
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What she said…
very catchy business title. e-40 is bama epitomized.
Love the SJ quote!