I know I’ve already written about the weird random messages that I get on Myspace from “women” in slutty poses asking me to view their webcams or sites. It’s pretty sad that businesses will go to those lengths to promote their smut. Not that I have anything against smut. Just don’t try to deceive me into looking at it.
Even though I’m complaining, one of the messages that I got today made me laugh, despite the fact that it was one of those webcam ones. I could not help it, because the picture was so ridiculous. So trashy and skank-tastic that I almost could not believe my eyes.
My first thought upon seeing this photo was “Close your butt-cheeks, woman!” The sight of this velour sweatsuit clad woman bent over the couch with her mouth open as if she’s gasping for air thoroughly amused me and did not even begin to arouse me in the least bit. That poor woman is trying too hard. She’s arching her back at an unnatural angle to give the optical illusion of having a little bit of booty. It just does not look comfortable or pleasing. The worst part is, her sweatpants have the nerve to say “Juicy” on them. I could sue her for false advertising, because that thang is far from Juicy. Maybe juicy like a dried up fruit roll up…but by no means is it “Good Googly Moogly” juicy. Whoever took that photo needs to be fired.
So to all of the smut producers, photographers and “independent filmmakers” who may be out there reading this, please try to put out a quality product. Also, don’t try to trick me into viewing your stuff. If I were into the type of woman who sprawls across couches and tries to take “sexy” pictures, I would have added Miss So-Called Juicy Booty to my myspace friends, only to be disapointed by finding out that she’s a fake.
So here’s to the real women on my Myspace friends list. I love y’all.
Leon
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LOL… that’s just too funny…hello Philly; I was just browsing blog land and came across another Philly rep and thought I’d check things out and say hello…
Skank-tastic? I’m here in my office rollin! If you think that’s something, try going to Biker’s Weekend at Myrtle Beach in South Carolina. I went for the first time this weekend and needless to say….It will be the LAST!!!! All I wanted to know was Where in the hell was these girl’s parents?
lol yeah these flat backs are horrible.
Man, this weekend it hit a nerve. We saw a couple of white chicks walking around BK and they appeared to have ample booties. Further looking into the matter revealed it was just cellulite. Bottom line: you can’t fool black people with falsh advertising or low-cut jeans…lol
I’m mad I can’t see that picture…
Your “real” Myspace friend,
Ms.Chris
That’s a damn shame, but what really made me laugh if the line “Maybe juicy like a dried up fruit roll up…but by no means is it “Good Googly Moogly” juicy. Whoever took that photo needs to be fired.”
You are just too damn funny. And it really is sad that some women would go through such measures to get attention. And damn, that is a bad picture indeed. Hopefully, she had a camera with a timer on it. Cuz if someone took that, she ought to get her money back. She looks like someone walked in on her.
Between the asses and random swinging penises on myspace…i cant call it. I always wonder if they have any family online and if they’ve ever wandered on their page..thats surely a kodak moment..lol..linking you! im a fellow blogspotter
Women really send you pics like that??? Wowm…anyway
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She looks like a skeezer. I know that was a throwback phrase, but I think it fit! lol So, you mean you wouldn’t even consider her? After a late night of drinking? After a particularly dry spell? If there wasn’t anyone around (sober) who you knew? I just recently had this convo w/some other male friends. I’m curious.
LMFAO @ “juicy like a dried up fruit roll up” Guess you would know what a nice ass looks like though, huh? *wink, wink*
I get tired of seeing skanks on myspace. Even more tired of some of them hitting me up and I’m a STRAIGHT female. LOL
Signed,
A “real” Myspace lady,
Virgo Pride
lol!!! WTF!!! I am mad she actually asked a friend or family memeber to take it for her. I woulda been like bitch are u crazy??? Or I woulda been laughing so hard the camera would have fell out of my hand..As Bugs Bunny would say the Nurve!!!!
Whenever I get inspired to do a booty pic, it will not look like that, I guarantee!!!!LOL!!!!
lol…that was too funny… yeah sucks to be her in that picture.