I started to title today’s entry, “Is ListenToLeon gonna have to choke a b*tch?!”, but I decided against it when I saw how long it would have been. That said, you can probably already see where I am going with today’s entry. How many of you readers out there are into choking/getting choked during sex?
I know that question can sound a little scary or extra-freaky, but let me explain what I mean. I’m not talking about angry, Latrell Sprewell, “I-want-to-take-your-life-away-with-my-bare hands” choking. I’m talking about the kind that restricts oxygen juuuust enough to cause a normal orgasm to become a much more intense one. Don’t knock it until you try it…but before you try it, read these tips that I have compiled for you to assure that it is done safely.
Leon’s Tips on Choking In The Name Of Love
Tip 1: Figure out if it’s cool first. – There is no quicker way to end a sexual encounter than to choke a woman who is not into that sort of thing. Kind of gague her reactions and test the waters by first easing your hand there during the heat of the moment. If she doesn’t flinch, or shows that she’s into it, then apply a little pressure and slightly increase it as she’s getting ready to climax.
Tip 2: Know your own strength. – This is a woman’s neck that we’re talking about. You’re not trying to impress any potential employers on a job interview, so there’s no need for the extra-firm squeeze grip. So stop showing off your jar-opening hand strength and be somewhat considerate!
Tip 3: If you get jammed up, don’t mention my name! – Look, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that things could potentially go wrong when cutting off a person’s oxygen, even if it’s just for a little while. I have to put this disclaimer here, because if any of you show up at my house with a dead hooker in the trunk of your car, asking me to help you dispose of the body, I’m going to tell you that you are on your own! So if any of you readers catch cases from doing the things that I mentioned here today, remember: I DID NOT PUT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND MAKE YOU CHOKE THAT WOMAN! I just made it sound fun, which is not punishable by law.
Now that we have established my innocence, take these pearls of wisdom and have fun with them.
Speaking of deviant sexual acts, my friend Sara videotaped me yestterday, as I explained to her what a “Houdini” is. Before you watch the video, let me first say that it contains graphic language. Viewer discretion is advised. Also, let me go on the record and say that I have never performed any Houdinis…Although I have a cousin who told me a funny story about the time he did it.
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DUDE!! The tag on that video is “SKEET”
you have lost your mind!
This was almost as offensive as the footage I just watched where I could practically see up Ne-yo’s shorts as he did crunches on his Top 25 on BET tho they both turned me on in equivalent amounts.
I hope you go to church on sunday….you damn fool!
HA!! Taa-daaa!!!!! That’s hilarious!
Houdini!!!! ROFL!!! That’s kinda like a Donkey Punch lol…
Umm, so here’s a question…does erotic asphyxiaton work on men? Just asking cuz I have this “friend” who’d like to know lol…
EWWWWW! If a guy ever did that to me I’d beat his ass, and then get my brothers to beat his ass.
I’ve done the whole asphyxiation thing before. He started weezing so I had to cool it…lol…just thinking about it make me laugh. Anyway, Leon, I hope you never do that Houdini trick to anyone. You have enough antics up your sleeve. Don’t do this to an unsuspecting woman, you’re to old for that shit!
To calm everyone’s fears, I have not Houdinied anyone, nor will I ever Houdini anyone. Give me SOME credit! LOL. I’m not a COMPLETE jackass. Just sometimes.
I hate to be the one to make this sad but here goes…
When my brother was in his pre-teen age, I guess about 12, he had a playmate kill himself doing this. Essentially, the boy was ‘entertaining’ himself in the bathtub with a belt tied around his neck for maximum ‘entertainment’. He died. End of story.
the first time a guy did this to me i was freaked out and never wanted to see him again. the seccond time a guy did it while he was kissing me and i was totally turned on LOL
Damn @ Hostess. I’m sorry to hear that :(
@ Peach, that’s funny
Okay, how did I miss this one.
Choking during sex is HOT. I mean you have to know what you are doing, and you have to really trust the person. If it is my first time sleeping with someone I would not want them to choke me, people flip out and go too far sometimes.
This one time at band camp, this guy TOTALLY flip out on me and pulled out this leather shoe string apparatus and was trying to choke me with it, the end result (for him) was not a pretty one.
Choking is the best! For those of you who haven’t tried it, your truly missing out! LOL!
Jubilance said:
June 11th, 2007 at 9:43 am
EWWWWW! If a guy ever did that to me I’d beat his ass, and then get my brothers to beat his ass.
That’s the funniest comment ever, and I CO-SIGN (‘cept it be Stephanie and me beating him up because I don’t have brothers). But for real, that’s some “I’m showing up to your job dressed in a all black and whuppin’ your butt when you walk to your car” shit.
Light choking is cool, just gotta be careful.
Its so funny that I just wrote about this on my blog too – you left out a very important point on this – Establish a safe word, that ish could save your life – my dealer want to use some simple ish like “Collard Greens” seriously that’s too many damn words to try and get out of of a little small hole in your wind pipe. Just one to grow on.
@ Passion, what’s the url to your blog? I want to read your entry on it. You’re right: I left out the most important part. That really could save someone’s life.
You two cats are wildin. Who writes a blog about choking someone during sex, and then finds another cat that has written on the same topic within a week. Is that what the kids are doing these days? Am I that sheltered and ignorant when it comes to sex?
I guess there are folks that will always want to test their limits to the point of no return. I have heard that suggestion, but remembering some parental discipline from childhood, I will never entertain the thought of sexual satisfaction via life threatening inflicted pain. I can deal with slapping the azz and clamping the nipples, but the neck is just an off limits zone for moi.
It’s been too long since you posted. Alas.
I am a woman who wants to be fucked and choked. It is the ultimate in pleasure.
neck…should be off limits, but you talk and I drip wet…here … wet, drunk weak.
Choke me, fuck me. Gods, it feels awesome. ANY woman who judges me just hasn’t lived or given her life to a man in passion. It’s the best. Truly.
You would die for this sex. Any satisfaction you get from choking me?
… I get tenfold from being fucked and choked by you.
you make me mad… your sort of man. Mad and desperate to risk it all for that one moment of perfect bliss.
For Me: Well said, I agree 100%, if you’d like to come and add your comments to my website I’d love to have ya!
For Leon & Hustleman: I like that you’ve started this coversation and I appreciate any man/woman that has the desire to be they’re own person. I would also like to extend an invitation to you to visit my website!
SERIOUSLY…LIKE IT READS ABOVE, YOU HAVE TO TRUST THE PERSON WITH THEIR HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT. IT IS SERIOUSLY THE MOST EROTIC AND SENSUAL WAY TO EXPRESS YOUR DESIRES! TO FEEL THE SLIGHT PRESSURE, THEN A THRUST, THEN SOFT LIPS TOUCHING, FOLLOWED BY EVEN MORE PRESSURE TILL YOUR CLIMAX…THIS ACCOMPANIED BY THE CONSTANT STRUGGLE FOR DOMINANCE IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT!!!
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