Comments on: The Sex Stakeout http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/ ListenToLeon = Pure comedy Thu, 24 May 2012 00:25:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Jason http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/comment-page-1/#comment-18815 Jason Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:24:08 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/#comment-18815 Dude, you wrote this in 2007 and it just happen to me last night. I immediately thought of this story as sat across from my competition. Without words the convo went like this. Him: I was here first. Me: I brought the liquor, games, and got the party started. Him: Damn Me: Yeah respect my lead. Now at this point the respect for him went down quick as the look on his face went to bitch mode. And I knew exactly what was about to happen. *drumroll please* The lean back armfold and the look that said I'm not leaving no matter what. ME: DAMMMNNN! (Now back in the day I wouldn't have given a damn left him the chair and escorted her to the bedroom but I've been a little of off and wasn't sure if i could seal the deal. Plus in this day and age there is no telling what would had happen when my back was turned.) Ms. Lady came back to the room with the look one of you got to go....So I made the excuse had to go to another party and told her that I will talk to her later. Dude, you wrote this in 2007 and it just happen to me last night. I immediately thought of this story as sat across from my competition. Without words the convo went like this.

Him: I was here first.
Me: I brought the liquor, games, and got the party started.
Him: Damn
Me: Yeah respect my lead.

Now at this point the respect for him went down quick as the look on his face went to bitch mode. And I knew exactly what was about to happen. *drumroll please* The lean back armfold and the look that said I’m not leaving no matter what.

ME: DAMMMNNN! (Now back in the day I wouldn’t have given a damn left him the chair and escorted her to the bedroom but I’ve been a little of off and wasn’t sure if i could seal the deal. Plus in this day and age there is no telling what would had happen when my back was turned.)

Ms. Lady came back to the room with the look one of you got to go….So I made the excuse had to go to another party and told her that I will talk to her later.

]]> By: The hella late Killa Cal http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/comment-page-1/#comment-7549 The hella late Killa Cal Thu, 30 Aug 2007 23:32:11 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/#comment-7549 I know I'm late, but man..thank you for posting this story in your greatest hits.... HILARIOUS man....I cracked up...out loud...in the computer lab...on Pussy Stalemate! and I KNOW you prolly said it for real! You's a fool man! I know I’m late, but man..thank you for posting this story in your greatest hits….

HILARIOUS man….I cracked up…out loud…in the computer lab…on Pussy Stalemate! and I KNOW you prolly said it for real! You’s a fool man!

]]> By: homeimprovementninja http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/comment-page-1/#comment-6909 homeimprovementninja Mon, 18 Jun 2007 19:02:53 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/#comment-6909 This is messed up. You shouldn't tell this story to people because it takes you down a peg. It's like if you're having a conversation with Mike Tyson and he tells you about how Herman Weinberger used to beat him up and steal his lunch money in the 5th grade. You just can't look at the man the same way after that. If she came "to use your computer", you should at least have asked to squeeze a titty--on principle! This is messed up. You shouldn’t tell this story to people because it takes you down a peg. It’s like if you’re having a conversation with Mike Tyson and he tells you about how Herman Weinberger used to beat him up and steal his lunch money in the 5th grade. You just can’t look at the man the same way after that.

If she came “to use your computer”, you should at least have asked to squeeze a titty–on principle!

]]> By: KikiD http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/comment-page-1/#comment-6908 KikiD Mon, 18 Jun 2007 18:57:28 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/#comment-6908 I pray you have better game now... A wrap around dress and porn playing ? COME ON ! She wasnt being delicate or coy. She wanted you both in fact, cause she could have had old boy go about his day when you arrived. Make a mental note to pay attention to the pussy when its trying to talk to you. I pray you have better game now…
A wrap around dress and porn playing ? COME ON ! She wasnt being delicate or coy. She wanted you both in fact, cause she could have had old boy go about his day when you arrived.

Make a mental note to pay attention to the pussy when its trying to talk to you.

]]> By: KraZy34th http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/comment-page-1/#comment-6905 KraZy34th Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:19:12 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/#comment-6905 LOL @ Blah Blah Blah !! LOVE the story Leon, LOL! LOL @ Blah Blah Blah !!

LOVE the story Leon, LOL!

]]> By: Wade http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/comment-page-1/#comment-6904 Wade Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:03:23 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/#comment-6904 Another classic Leon story. Another classic Leon story.

]]> By: Blah Blah Blah http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/comment-page-1/#comment-6902 Blah Blah Blah Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:40:16 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/#comment-6902 OK...so I read this... Umm, you actually said...<b>it wasn't meant to be?!?!</b> It was meant to be the first time around... you just weren't aggressive enough. You musta nodda wanted it.. musta nodda! 'Cause when she headed to the bathroom... you should have excused yourself with the ruse of going to get a glass of water... but staked out the bathroom... headed her off at the pass and told her that you wanted to touch it with your love machine every way possible and to let dude fade to black because you had a plan for the night... Meanwhile YOU'RE back at the ranch having a talk with the field hand about whatcha "wanna do to her".... glad your a tad bit older...''cause I know you wouldn't let shit go down like that NOW! You know I talk alotta shit to be so little, Cool Breeze...lol bloopty! OK…so I read this…
Umm, you actually said…it wasn’t meant to be?!?!
It was meant to be the first time around… you just weren’t aggressive enough. You musta nodda wanted it.. musta nodda! ‘Cause when she headed to the bathroom… you should have excused yourself with the ruse of going to get a glass of water… but staked out the bathroom… headed her off at the pass and told her that you wanted to touch it with your love machine every way possible and to let dude fade to black because you had a plan for the night…
Meanwhile YOU’RE back at the ranch having a talk with the field hand about whatcha “wanna do to her”…. glad your a tad bit older…”cause I know you wouldn’t let shit go down like that NOW!

You know I talk alotta shit to be so little, Cool Breeze…lol

bloopty!

]]> By: Blah Blah Blah http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/comment-page-1/#comment-6901 Blah Blah Blah Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:28:15 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/#comment-6901 Totally off subject...matter of fact, I didn't even read your post... I'll do that in a minute.... ....ummm, who is the dude that makes t-shirts for you? A cousin? Either way... I want a t-shirt that says "Ofay".... c'mon dude... you can make something funny out of Ofay! Put a little ditty to it and make it catchy... I wanna wear it around NY...and on my visits to the DC area... I've never seen it... you'd be the first... What say you? Totally off subject…matter of fact, I didn’t even read your post… I’ll do that in a minute….
….ummm, who is the dude that makes t-shirts for you? A cousin? Either way… I want a t-shirt that says “Ofay”…. c’mon dude… you can make something funny out of Ofay!
Put a little ditty to it and make it catchy… I wanna wear it around NY…and on my visits to the DC area… I’ve never seen it… you’d be the first…
What say you?

]]> By: Chelle http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/comment-page-1/#comment-6900 Chelle Sun, 17 Jun 2007 19:04:01 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/#comment-6900 I bet your first thought when u saw him was, "ain't that a bitch!!" You shoulda told him he had some dice up on his nose or something, lol!!! You coulda put that mandingo mackdown on ol' girl when he went to check since she was already in "fuck" mode.... I bet your first thought when u saw him was, “ain’t that a bitch!!” You shoulda told him he had some dice up on his nose or something, lol!!! You coulda put that mandingo mackdown on ol’ girl when he went to check since she was already in “fuck” mode….

]]> By: LL(not the rappa) http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/comment-page-1/#comment-6898 LL(not the rappa) Sat, 16 Jun 2007 23:44:31 +0000 http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2007/06/15/the-sex-stakeout/#comment-6898 Oh my gosh!!...this shit is classic leon story telling....funny..that chick is fasssst..and hour after U left! She wanted one of you guyzs to make a move, but was trying to be subtle...smh. Oh my gosh!!…this shit is classic leon story telling….funny..that chick is fasssst..and hour after U left! She wanted one of you guyzs to make a move, but was trying to be subtle…smh.

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