I just put my illustrated bio up on the “About Leon” page, so go check it out. Once you get a chance to look at it, come back here to the comments section and let me know what you think of it. I guarantee that you will learn things about me that you never knew before!
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You my friend, are a goddamn fool!!!…ghettoweight champion LOL….
Dude, you are really really funny. I mean to the point that I’m truly sad I didn’t get to experience this Joy at Hampton.
Favorite parts:
It included covers of hit songs by artists like Billy Ocean, Trick Daddy, Peter Cetera, Oran “Juice” Jones and numerous others.
That’s quite a cover album.
OMG. Your pictures are ridiculous!!!!
I seen about 90% of these pics already, but they are quite humerous each and everytime I see them and what you did here with them is classic. I always would say you are on crack, but seriously homie, You are on crack.
Family, you are ill. I honestly don’t have ANYTHING else to say…..
“Whip out the jammy and flat blast both of you… I didn’t wanna mess up this 37 hundred dolla linx coat”
Just thought I put that out there!!! LOL!!!!
Play Lotto!!!
It’s too early in the morning, to be laughing this damn hard, I am glad the office is still empty.
I clicked 10 times just for you…you truly deserve all the support you can get. Besides…you’ll need a manager one day. Hint Hint. =)
You are too funny…and I will click an ad so that you can have your emancipation proclamation.
My fav phrase: “quite formidable wang” ROFL!!! I’ve never heard “formidable” used to descrice a “wang” before so my curiosity was peaked and I decided to check the definition just to be sure I fully understand what you are working with TheFonsono.
Here’s what I found:
FORMIDABLE
1. Arousing fear, dread, or alarm, as in: The formidable prospect its too big.
2. Inspiring awe, admiration, or wonder as in: He’s got length and girth, a formidable combination
3. Difficult to undertake, surmount, or defeat as in: The formidable challenge of taking it all.
All things considered, I think if you go back to being a gigalo, you can stop picking digital cotton for the man and write full time lol. After all, you are God’s gift to ovaries lol.
Oh and the Roots pic is freakin HIL-LAR-RIOUS!!!
You
Are
A
Fewl!
Loves it and keep making me laugh…gotta get back to lurking and working.
LMAO @ the formidable wang…you are hilarious, so mad at the dude coming back with the red hand print..LOL
you’re a ham.
and a half-assed hustler lol
i clicked a link ;)
Well written and I feel you on trying to break away from the 9 to 5 monotony. I clicked a few links for you too man.
TYPO!: “One week later to the day, the victim fell down from appaerntly out of nowhere, with a red handprint on his cheek and no recollection of where he’d been the entire time that he was gone.” ;) Just helping out.
And by the way, I don’t believe you’re God’s gift to ovaries, you need to prove that.. :hint: with me. :)
I have lurked on your site for waaaayyyy too long. I’m convinced that you’re totally nuts! This is the BEST “about” page EVER!
I had a similar situation recently. I reunited with my 11 year old brother and my 21 year old sister. My little brother is the shit. My sister… she’s a piece of shit. Can’t win them all.
Hope everything works out for the three of you.