Maybe I’m just a messed up individual for having this thought…I’ll let you be the judge. Yesterday, I saw a woman who was very “aesthetically-challenged.” Imagine Mr. T with his beard shaved and a perm, and you’ve got a mental picture of this lady. She was one of those people who looked so rough, that upon seeing her face, you suddenly become angry at her for subjecting your eyeballs to the such horrors.
The worst part about it is that the above description isn’t even the thought that I feel guilty about. It was the sight of her two young children that brought on the thought which lead to my feeling of guilt. When I saw the kids, the first thing that came to mind was, “Someone had sex with that woman?! TWICE?! How?! WHY?!”
The next thought was “Some dudes really will sleep with anything with two legs, a hole in the middle and a pulse.”
Once I felt guilty, I started thinking about giving her the benefit of the doubt. I thought to myself “Maybe she didn’t always look like that. Maybe there is some comic book style-origin to her ugly. Maybe she was exposed to gamma rays. Maybe a radioactive hyena bit her on her navel and caused her body to change. Maybe she worked at the KFC factory, and fell into a giant vat of popcorn chicken, which fused with her molecular structure to give her that hardened, crusty appearance.”
As you can see, even when I’m trying to make up for thinking mean thoughts, sometimes I still end up being a shallow jackass. This post is probably going to cost me the ugly vote in the Black Weblog Awards, so I will definitely need you loyal readers to stop by there and support http://www.listentoleon.net by nominating me for the Humor category, and any others that you want. Vote ListenToLeon!
Bwahaha at the possible explanations. Don’t worry, man, you have my vote. I’m trying to catch a few myself as the new kid on the block even. I have no shame; I’ll take what I can get.
By the way, you’ve been tagged.
ROFL!!!! Popcirn chicken fused to her molecular sturcture? ROFL!!! That’s a shame!!!
I be thinking the same thing too sometimes though. Then I just remember that there is someone for everyone. Maybe an equally unappealing male slept with her more than twice and liked it lol.
I’m keeping a seat warm for you on the express train to Hell btw lol!!!
I’ve already voted for you btw Leon. J. Dakar, we gone have to battle for new kid on the block. I challenge you to a dance off lol!!
Yet I’m cute and single. Man, I tell ya. What am I doing wrong!!! (lol) If you see her again, see if you can get some tips for the single women.
Or maybe she hit up one of them nifty sperm banks!
@Angie
I soooooo feel you! That ugly ass chick will get a man before I will and I am at least kinda cute…lol Men love ugly women.
And, Leon you are DEAD wrong.
Call me this weekend Candace…I feel like making things right. At least for you ;)
*devious, lust-driven grin*
:)
@ Ciara, she didn’t look like she could afford a sperm bank…unless that sperm bank was named Leroy the panhandling wino.
@ Angie, I’ve found that you meet special people when you least expect it…so don’t worry about it. It will happen.
“Maybe a radioactive hyena bit her on her navel and caused her body to change. ”
*dead*
Like most of you, I can’t front; I think the SAME THING too!!
@Angie and Candace
Ladies I concur! Where is the love?
I think I saw her counterpart (male) on the train yesterday. He looked like he had been beat with the ugly stick, but had four kids in tow looking like a mix of him and some halfway decent chick!
*DEAD* at your story. One time, I was watching TV with some of my friends and there was a mention of Macy Gray and her kids. One of my boys says “My God, someone slept with that?!” I thought it was pretty funny, but not everyone did. But my brother is even worse. We were at a Wal-Mart and he saw a woman he deemed ugly, and he actually got mad and started talking about burning pieces of charcoal out loud. I got the hell out of there…
I tried hard not to laugh reading this, but I coudnt help it. The descriptions were priceless. Maybe those kids she was with wasn’t her’s??
MAYUNNNNNNNNNNNUH!
I think that mess all the time… but it seems like the unattractive girls are the “go for what you know hoes” who will get down on a dime & love to freak all the time.
I mean I guess…. I mean once it’s dark in the room all there is is va-jay-jay & magic stick… *shrug*
i have to agree..im amazed at how many ugly chicks be bagging fine dudes.i think its voodoo. or some kind of reward for going thru this life with that mug lmao
usually the guys who sleep with those women are the same guys that women look at and wonder, “somebody let you touch them…was she blind”…
it is true, for everybody there is somebody ..that is the beauty of life.
lmao! that’s cold, yet so true.
You got my vote.
*dies* only you can turn something so horrid into a comedy…..im cute 2 damnnit.. i agree with candace, men luv ugly women.lol
Hey you’re being honest, and so what if it’s at the expense of some wildebeast! lol