Oh yeah, you just need a beat, and a repetitive dance all the kids will be doing in the club, and bam, you got a club banger…I mean, who doesn’t like teabaggin hoes??

By Don on Aug 18, 2007

LMFAO! Yo… real talk… Crank Dat Soulja Boy is prolly the hardest most hip-hop songs in the streets right now. That shit is straight grimey son! There’s nothing more hood then a nigga making a beat on a stolen copy of Fruity Loops, grabbing a microphone from Wal-Mart, and making a song for his hood in the bedroom closet cuz it gots the best sound insulation in the house. The quality of the song is TERRIBLE at best, which adds to the hoodness of it all. And what do you know? It turns into a nationwide phenomenon. NOBODY can hate that shit. I’m guilty of doing that damn dance in the club myself!

Really though, I think I’m about to whip out my 1998 copy of Fruity Loops myself and make a beat and use your lyrics. I gotta make sure the mic levels are super-peaked to get that grimey crunk sound out of it and we good son. I GOTS YOU.

DINGLE DANGE
JINGLE JANGLE
I BE TEABAGGIN’ HOES!

By ant on Aug 18, 2007

Hey man,

Thanks for the reference! I appreciate the link : )

Very funny post. Actually, and I say this seriously, that song could very easily become a hit. You’re right; just a boomin’ bassline and I imagine there would be lots of milkshaking in yards and thrown elbows aplenty.

Thanks again for the attention. Keep up the great blog, man. Take care.

M

By Marshall on Aug 18, 2007

Yea that song is the worst, but I have to admit it’s catchy and has everybody in the club rockin’. Lyrics in music does not matter anymore, but a catch couple of words and a dope beat…you actually displayed that with your “I Be Teabaggin Hoes”.

I suggest you hit up Mannie Fresh a.s.a.p. (no T.I. song)

By Big Homie on Aug 18, 2007

They play this song all.the.fucking.time. down here in the A. Oh, and thee is a “Crank Dat Batman” and a “Crank Dat Roosevelt” dance that these folks do down here too (they’re on YouTube too) I swear I’m going to start an aerobics class with these dances, and have old YT women “superman that ho” all over the country.

Three “women of size” Crankin’ Dat Soulja Boy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Ydens3510

By leoninatl on Aug 18, 2007

As a 26 year old woman I am embarrased to say that I just found out what teabagging is. I mean damn, I might have done it before but I didn’t know there was a NAME for that move. Someone was bored to put a name on it.

By diva527 on Aug 18, 2007

In order for it to really be a hit, you need a popular reference. Superman, Spongebob and Heisman are all taken. You need to throw George Jefferson, Kunta Kinte or somebody in there. LOL

By Kiwi on Aug 18, 2007

Ahahahahaha, Jingle jangle!

I can’t take that. I actually like the Heisman better than that and they are both ignorant as hell.

By Dom on Aug 19, 2007

“I be teabaggin hoes” – breathe bitch, breathe!
Ahahahahaha!
l

By lola gets on Aug 19, 2007

Yea these Atlantans will make a song out of anything “do yo dance on that hoe” “don’t hit me on the nextel chirp” “i’m the man, bitch i’m the man, got no wife but the white be my girlfriend”. I’m tellin you, all you need is a beat, it doesn’t even have to go hard!

By caroline on Aug 19, 2007

I thought ol’ boy was from MS.

Seriously, I’d rather deal with this than “murder, murder this, and bust a nut in a hoe’s mouth that.”

We started out with NY rap…shoes and how cool you were…then got to gangsta rap…throw in a little booty shake music…and now we’re down to dancing. The evolution of hip hop…lol

By Jane D. on Aug 19, 2007

Man fuck allll the youtube videos actually watchin a bunch of motherfucka “superman that hoe” is hilarious but naw man jus appreciate that shit for what it is fun music and keep it movin u cant say u didnt at least smirk at the video when u saw it lol

oh and for all the other crank dat songs

http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=12509

By YaBoy Po on Aug 19, 2007

If I go to the club with my boys and any one of them break out and crank that Soulja Boy we fighting on the spot.

And thats all I have to say about that.

By Jimmy on Aug 20, 2007

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^

I can just imagine his homeboy in the middle of superman’in that ho and all of a sudden he supermans right into a fist LOL!

By KraZy34th on Aug 20, 2007

LMAO!!!! this is the first time i’ve been on this site and that just made my day. you better make that a song cause you know somebody else will!

By sugarbaby on Aug 20, 2007

DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.. but wait you know they got it set to barney and spongebob right??? hahahaaaa

not teabaggin.. DONE..

By Bklyn's Finest on Aug 21, 2007

I have managed to not ever hear that song in its entirety OR see the dance before today. I had to click on that damn youtube like with “Three Women of Size” crankin that soldja boy. I’m so sad that I will never get those 2 minutes of my life back…

Oh and if you lay that song over a hot beat, I’ll buy it lol.

By Mahognay Brown on Aug 21, 2007

Hey Everybody! i love dat song cuz it’s so freakin catchy. i had a hard enough time tryna understand what SUPERMAN DAT HOE even meant but i was right along with everyone else doin the dance. you gotta admit dat the dance is hot. if there could be a damn dance for some fucking CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP and a dance about some bitch named AUNT JACKIE then why not dance to SUPERMAN DAT HOE? i’m from brooklyn but i think that so far the south been comin out with some hot dances this year besides us west indians………..so yeah continue doin it and makin it hot……….holla dolla………..oh yeah the teabaggin thing is poppin….i wanna be in the video!!!!!!!!! holla at me SwtBrwnSkin718@aol.com lol

By Ms. SarKastic on Aug 29, 2007

This song is the most ignorant sh*t that I have heard in a while. Superman That Hoe? N these ignorant brothers and sisters dancing to it?(shakin’ my head) Damn! no wonder our childrens biggest role models are Flava Flav and 50 Cent. Wake up my ninjas!

A person who stands for nothing will fall for anything-Malcom X

Stack Bundles R.I.P
“You aint gotta earn merit in the hood. I hear hear it in the hood too often, the shit here is wrong. My people gon put on the people that put you on…Doggy!”

By From the Hood, For The Hood! on Sep 23, 2007

HONESTLY, WHAT EXACTLY DOES “SUPER MAN THAT HOE” MEAN – I’VE LOOKED IT UP, SERIOUSLY .. DO A BUNCH OF GROWN MEN USE THAT PHRASE TO MEAN THIS NASTY STUFF I’M READING ON THE INTERNET? ?? HOW DO ANY OF THESE ARTIST GET RESPECT…… OR WAS HIS APPROACH DIFFERENT?? I MEANITS POSSIBLE THAT FANS MADE IT MEAN SOMETHING IT WASN’T.

SOMEBODY ANSWER.

By p0rclainnzzdollsz on Sep 24, 2007

FUCK THIS SHIT, YA’LL NIGGAS IS WHACK !! SOULJA BOY IS HOT SON !!

By Gangstafolifeyo on Sep 26, 2007

People are jealous of soulja boy because they didnt have the creativity to make up a hot dance like he did. thats all it is…..jealousy. they say they hate the song but gurantee when theyre home alone and the video comes on theyre in front of the tv doing it with him. or when they hear the song theyre doing the dance in their head lol so stop hatin and just superman, batman, spiderman or super soak dat hoe….YUUUUUAHHH!

By Ms. SarKastic on Sep 27, 2007

YOU SUCK BALLS I BET YOU ARE GAY

By soldja boy on Sep 27, 2007

kiss my balls

By soldja boy on Sep 27, 2007

I’m not gonna act like I’ve love the song or know the dance, but I DO love the energy about the song. The subject matter, content, and lyrics are all questionable, sure, as is the style, but I think what catches all the radio and club DJs’ attentions is the energy in the song. They could be saying absolutely anything. Who cares as long as the people saying it sound like they believe in it. That’s the whole issue that people have the most trouble with. The people saying it sound like they believe in it. After that’s established, what can you do? You can argue and debate over the content all day, but the energy and self-belief in the song is what makes the hit.

By Me on Oct 9, 2007

this shyt made my day cant nobody on her even act like they hating o this time cause you took the time out ya day to look this shyt up and read it…..man that shyt nasty but hey the song is off the chain, and i say if she let you why not “superman that hoe………’

By chocolate_kissez on Oct 11, 2007

soulja boy sonqs aren’t rap, they are dances with a hip-hop beat to them. and no hip-hop ain’t dead, it’s evolvinq to fit THIS qeneration [and kids nowasdays, we know WAY more than you think we do]. if you don’t like his sonqs, i mean damm you ain’t qotta listen to them.

THIS MUSIC DIDN’T JUST COME FROM ATL EITHER. IT’S ENTERGETIC MUSIC TO GET UP AND DO THE DANCE NOT JUST GET IN CIRCLE THROWING AROUND GANG SIGNS, YOU MIGHT EVEN LOSE A FEW POUNDS.

pssss. soulja boy never thouqht he would be this famous, hate on him because he makinq money, i ain’t madd at him. and he qot 47917157526 people doinq his dances AND makinq parodies to it.

souljaboytellem.com

By msz koolaide on Oct 15, 2007

So, everyone has there own opinion of the song… and I did a little research as to what ’superman dat hoe’ actually means… and it’s rather gross… The dance is stupid, honestly. But, I must say, it is catchy… and I have to admit that it’s one of my ringtones… And no matter what it actually means, no one really seems to listen to the words now adays anyhow. I mean, seriously. What about ‘from the window, to the wall. Til the sweat drip from my balls… skeet skeet skeet skeet…. ‘ or ‘ I got this bitch named blockhead, she got a blockhead and after every block party she give the whole block head.’ or even better.. ‘dump my dick off in that hoe, dump my dick off in that hoe’ It’s all gross… but everybody dances to it. And everybody sings it either out loud or in their head…

Anyhow… This is a clip I got off a MySpace Bulletin…

________________________________________

The meaning of the song is some of the most shocking & funniest shit I’ve heard since I first learned what a “Dirty Sanchez” is or when my boy told me about “Riding The Bull”.

So here’s the deal. Most dudes (myself included) has been in the situation when you’ve been trying all night to sleep with a certain young lady.
Y’all have been messing around for hours & you’ve tried everything from “I’ll still respect you in the morning” to “Just let me put the head in” but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car trunk. (Come on guys….you know what I am talking about!! Every girl in Canton has put you through that…LOL)

Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soulja Boy, now’s the time to give up & “Superman Dat Ho” !!! I’ll try to keep this as clean as possible for those of you who read this at work :-)

So basically, you let her fall asleep & you commence to “take things into your own hands”, you know, make it a party for one! Hopefully you catch my drift by now.

You then “release” on her back while she’s sleeping. Next, you take the sheets & cover her up with your little soldiers still on her back.
What happens next is actually the funniest part! Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry & wind up sticking the sheet to that lovely lady’s back. When she awakens the next morning, she’ll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a cape! My friend, you have just Supermanned dat hoe!!!

By Yeah, She's White. on Oct 20, 2007

OH MY GOD!!!!

By caroline on Oct 21, 2007

lol great blog as long you are not 67 doing the superman lol its for kids the hok is addictive though. great to sell albums though from marketing view

By marc on Oct 29, 2007

oh my god are you serious? that is the actual meaning of the damn song? lmaooooo that is absolutely comical………….. that is the most ridiculous thing i’ve heard. but it all makes sense now. but please tell me about spiderman and batman. i understand the superman song now. did anyone see barney and the little white kids doing the soulja boy dance on youtube? oh yeah and soulja boy’s performance on the hip hop awards was bangin hard body

By Ms. SarKastic on Oct 29, 2007

.. Hahaha!

By Gig on Oct 31, 2007

Ok…but what happens after you superman dat hoe? I mean…I wouldn’t wanna go around telling niggas..I didn’t fuck dawg but I supermanned dat hoe…shiiiiit…real niggas fuck!

By Leyna on Nov 6, 2007

A cleaner alternative, I’ll say.

By Austin on Nov 13, 2007

Uhm. Wow.

By ABlackGirl on Nov 19, 2007

ROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ The turn of events in the comments of this thread!!!!

There are kids who really feel Soulja Boy is …..a TRUE ARTIST LOL!!!!!

Leon, tell me you’ve heard his name song Soulja Girl?? LOL! Ridiculous! “I need a souljah girl YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” LOL!

By KraZy34th on Nov 20, 2007

FOR THOSE OF YOU IDIOTS THAT HAVE BOT CAUGHT ON AS TO WHAT ALL THOSE “CRANK THAT” MEANS HERE IT GOES. SUPERMAN THAT HOE MEANS AFTER HAVING SEX SKEET ON HER NECK AND WHEN SHE GOES TO SLEEP THE SHEETS STICK TO HER NECK SO WHEN SHE GETS UP IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A CAPE LIKE SUPERMAN.
2. “CRANK THAT SPIDERMAN” THIS MEANS TO SKEET OR NUT IN YOUR OWN HAND AND FLING IT LIKE SPIDERMAN WHEN HE SHOOTS A WEB. PRETTY SIMPLE (AND STUPID WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT)
3. “CRANK THAT BATMAN” THIS SIMPLY MEANS TO FUCK SOMEONE AND LEAVE BEFORE THEY KNOW KINDA LIKE HOW BATMAN CAPTURES THE VILLIANS AND TIES THEM UP AND IS GONE BY THE TIME THE COPS ARRIVE.
4. LAST “CRANK THAT LION KING” IF YOU HAVENT HEARD THIS THEN GO DOWNLOAD IT ON LIMEWIRE OR SUMTHIN. IN THIS AGAIN YOU NUT IN UR OWN HAND AND YOU WIPE IT ACROSS THE GIRLS FOREHEAD LIKE IN THE MOVIE HAHA THATS MY FAVORITE ONE DONE IT A COUPLE TIMES.
THE LAST 2 DANCES CRANK THAT ICEMAN AND CRANK THAT HOMELESS MAN ARE JUST DANCING AND SONGS NONE RELLY MEAN ANYTHING. IM SURE THERE ARE PLENTY OF “CRANK THAT” AROUND BUT I NAMED ONLY THE WELL KNOWN ONES BUT THERE YA GO

By $JaZzo! on Dec 13, 2007

people who dont know what that shit means are not idiots they just dont have the time or the energy to look into that dumb shit. i mean really who right off the bat knows what crank that superman mean? or lion king or batman or whatever. if you know right off the bat what it means then there is something wrong with you

By Ms. SarKastic on Dec 14, 2007

what ever happend to rap that was lyrically sound? or actually told a story?

By ZachNtheSaddleAgain on Dec 23, 2007

it got supersoaked….LMAO

By Ms. SarKastic on Dec 24, 2007

uhh…$jazzo.. that wuz kinda weirdo chica..lollz. i dun rlly wanna no wat dat mean.. but otha ppl mite so watevz ill jus keep mii mouth closed cuz i kant speak 4 every1…still weirdo chica..lollz ( no offense meant)

By blak chica on Dec 26, 2007

ohh yea… and Mrs.SarKastic.. i agree wit u fully cause i aint even thinkin bout that shit cause it aint important…. jazzo… even tho i dunno that krap, im not an idiot iight? memba dat

By blak chica on Dec 26, 2007

man i think they play crank that soulja boy to much here in washington

By ms.tastey on Jan 10, 2008

who here likes the song crank dat batman becase i think that is the most crakin song that they have ever made in history

By ms.brown on Jan 10, 2008

I can’t lie I like all the ‘crank dat’ songs. Guilty….but if you really think about they don’t have a point but to entertain kids i guess. hell I just like the beat and the dance, I don’t even pay attention to the words (even though I know every word) That tea baggin is hot though! LOL you need to call up Collipark. Hey he signed soulja boy and now both making money out the ass off one song (2 if you count that soulja girl shit)

By Mz Loco on Jan 13, 2008

Stupid song. It’s dead now. Don’t hear it in the clubs anymore, it aint on the charts. Like any other pop-star, Soulja boy had his five minutes of fame. He was a disgrace to rap, and all legit artists say the same. Stupid repetitive song with stupid lyrics. 17 year old punk doesn’t have the intelligence or talent to create the lyrics or the damn dance. Thank god that we don’t hear that shit song anymore. It’s been 9+ months since someone posted here which proves the fact no-one’s interested in him anymore.

I saw a photo of soulja boy (damn I hate spelling it like that) with his hat sideways and big white glasses on his face. On the lenses were written the words SoUlJa and BoY… what a retard, he couldn’t even see through the glasses I bet, as the white paint or whatever they used was covering most of it.

What a faggot. From day one.

By SanePartyFreak on Oct 7, 2008

hey, did you know that “superman that hoe” means …. you know the stuff the comes out of a guys penis … well its when you put it on a girls back and put i sheet on her back so it sticks. and that stupid songs on the radio all the time.

By april on Oct 14, 2008