My Phenomenal Swagger

by on 20. Aug, 2007 in Gilbert Arenas, Swagger

I was reading the Washington Post last week, and Gilbert Arenas was quoted by sports writer George Solomon as saying “You know my swag is phenomenal.” Longtime readers here know that I have been talking about my phenomenal swagger for years in this very blog. Once again, the ListenToLeon influence is felt!

Told y’all I’m a trendsetter! A couple of days ago on here, I wrote a hit song in 23 seconds, now this! Famous people, using variations of my sh*t talk. He might not have even gotten it from me, which is even better in my opinion.  That means somewhere out there, somebody actually is listening to Leon! Then again, it’s only right, since I am the originator of Phenomenal Swagger…The man with balls like King Kong…The writer with the most devoted army of kick-ass readers the world has ever seen!  Now, bow down and bask in General Electric 80-watt glow of my phenomenal swagger!

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    10 Responses to “My Phenomenal Swagger”

    1. Big Homie 20. Aug, 2007 at 10:55 am #

      First muthafuckas!!!

      “You know my swag is phenomenal.” That is a killer quote right there. Classic.

      http://www.nba.com/blog/gilbert_arenas.html Gil’s blog

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    2. YaBoy Po 20. Aug, 2007 at 11:27 am #

      why only 80 watts? lol phenomenal would suggest more watts of swag

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    3. Hostess 20. Aug, 2007 at 11:55 am #

      I hate you. I actually used that phrase this weekend and I didn’t even realize I got it from you!!! Dammit!! You’re power is so strong!

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    4. Darius Sinclair™ 20. Aug, 2007 at 4:17 pm #

      80 Watts? Double that, man. 160 Watts.

      “Eyes gleeming like 2 karats a piece/ just blindin’ a nigga” ® Big Boi

      http://www.smokingsection.net

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    5. Raquel 21. Aug, 2007 at 11:05 am #

      Ok…I give in…you are too crazy/hilarious!! I’ve added your blog as a link on mine. And trust me- that’s a GREAT honor! My readers kick ass…even if they are all related to me…

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    6. jali 21. Aug, 2007 at 11:06 am #

      Does the equipment match the king kong balls – or does the equipment seem freakishly small in relation to those hairy ape like monsters?

      Inquiring minds…

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    7. Bklyn's Finest 21. Aug, 2007 at 1:34 pm #

      LMAO @ you.. am I seeing you at the party Sat?

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    8. caroline 21. Aug, 2007 at 1:41 pm #

      LMAO@ jali, but yea, like raquel i’ve definitely linked you on my blog b/c this shit is too hilarious to not share with others.

      BTW, if u know him, tell Gilbert Arenas to holla at a sistah, I’m in the market for a tall chocolate-y b-ball player. We could get together and double the phenomenal swag! lol

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    9. Hustleman 21. Aug, 2007 at 3:21 pm #

      @Big Homie, I need to link Gil’s blog over on the side. It’s one of the most entertaining ones to read.

      @ YaBoy Po & Darius Sinclair, I don’t want to blind people! LOL

      @ Hostess, I’m going to Jedi Mind Trick you into falling in love with me! LOL

      Thank you @ Raquel. I am about to check out your blog.

      @ Jali, as I said before, when I whip it out, I d*ck-slap Satan. Does that answer your question? ;)

      @ BKLYN’s Finest, I will DEFINITELY be there! Can’t wait for it!

      @ Caroline, thanks for linking me, but I can’t help you with the Gilbert hookup. I don’t actually know the guy.

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    10. Mahognay Brown 21. Aug, 2007 at 9:34 pm #

      I’m bowing and basking, bowing and basking lol.

      Reply

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