Voting for The Black Weblog Awards ends Friday, August 31, at 4:00 sharp. Since it’s down to a mere matter of hours, I decided to put up a few of the best entries from the past year. This way, those who are still unconvinced can see that the Best Humor Blog award only inspired me to reach creative heights almost unheard of for bloggers! Sit back, relax, and enjoy yourselves.
Also, thanks for the votes, and for bearing with me as I beat you all in the head with “Vote for Leon” pleas and propaganda. I didn’t mean to come across as rude or selfish…it’s just that I tend to not give a damn, so sometimes it appears that way! Now, on to the entries:
- The Blogger B*tchslap Challenge! – What other blogger has the testicular fortitude to challenge the enttire internet to a slapboxing match?
- Superman Dat Hoe – I already made up a dance, so the video is on the way.
- “Deon” and His Stolen Fire Hydrant - IT WASN’T ME! Ok…It was.
- Proper Backside Hygeine – A must-read for all civilized people.
- What Is Mr. Clean’s Ethnicity? – Just curious…
- Is That A B*tch Or A N*gga? – Sometimes, you just can’t tell what gender someone is.
- The Sex Stakeout – Funny story about me messing up some easy booty back in college.
- Announcement Time – Announcing my “Fine Sh*terature” column for King Magazine
- I’m The Pappy! – The entry where I claimed to have gotten Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter pregnant.
- You Looked So Much Cuter From A Distance – My eyes were playing tricks on me.
- Fake Myspace Hookers – Me calling out Myspace smut treachery.
- Mark Foley Jokes – Of course, I had to make fun of him.
- Roaches vs Waterbugs -Is there really a difference?
- Pay Your Taxes, Wesley! – Advice for Wesley Snipes.
- Randomness – Exactly what it says.
- Strained Middle Eastern Relations – Someone almost made slap the sh*t out of him.
- What the Hell Is Mambo Sauce? – This one is for anyone who has ever spent time in DC!
- U Street’s A-Changin’ – Gentrification in DC.
- Someone Had Sex With Her!? TWICE?! – Thoughts upon seeing an unattractive stranger.
- The Business Card That Wasn’t – My original uncensored business card idea.
- Erotic Asphyxiation – “Is Leon gonna have to choke a b*tch?”
- Robbing Banks – Why I have a better chance at being like Rick James than Jesse James.
- My Review of the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape – I give it about a 3.275 on a skeet scale of 1-5.
- That’s A Frizzy Headed Hoe – The obligatory Don Imus post.
- Memoirs of a Has-Been – I used to be a sex symbol back in the day.
- Selective English – It’s funny how a person who was just speaking English can suddenly act like they don’t know it once it comes time to actually do some work.
- Message Board Madness – Funny stories from computer geek culture
- Throw The Book At’ Em – One of my many childhood @ss whippings.
- The “About Leon” Page – Pure comedy. In picture form.
- I Am A Cunning Linguist – I am one of those black people who “speaks well.”
- The D.L. Hughley Jonin’ Jihad – Be careful who you try to clown, D.L.!
- A Tribute To The Common Share – My favorite bar is going out of business.
- Dedicated to Mom, Grandma, Lionel Richie, and…Pootie – Mother’s Day, Karaoke and Burger King, all in one post.
If I left off any of your favorite entries, let me know. I should have done this earlier in the month, but better late than never!
