Today’s bit of ListenToLeon wisdom: Anything sounds better when you say it with a teddy bear. The easiest way to be brutally honest with someone is to start your sentence with the words “No disrespect,” or to say it with a gift…Preferably, a cute, cuddly teddy bear.
See what I mean? How else can you say that the mere sight of a person makes you nauseous without hurting feelings? There is actually a good chance that the person you give this to, might actually laugh and say something along the lines of “You’re a wild dude.”
I went ahead and created a teddy bear to help deliver any message that you may feel like spreading on this beautiful Friday. Feel free to forward one to a friend, loved one, or mortal enemy. Just make sure that person knows to go check out www.listentoleon.net.
bear_hookersweat.jpg
bear_momma.jpg
bear_me.jpg
bear_stopit.jpg
bear_advice.jpg
bear_illiterate.jpg
bear_theclub.jpg
bear_mouth.jpg
bear_pimpbones.jpg
bear_isyouis.jpg
bear_sex.jpg
bear_girlfriend.jpg
bear_sweat.jpg
bear_backside.jpg
bear_good.jpg
Oh yeah, if this made you smile, leave a comment, or click on a sponsor ad or two…or three…or twelve. Have a great weekend!
Tweet
HAHAHAHAHA, those bears actually made me laugh out loud, I especially like that last on, and the fellate me one, the expression on the bear’s face is so innocent compared to those messages.
What about this one?
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1189/bigparamourof2.jpg
LMAO OMG i don’t know if i’d laugh or beat someone up for one of those things .. probably both
You’re a nut
@ Kelley, I used to send that to all of my friends’ e-mail pages back in the day! It actually inspired me to start making my own…which is how I found out that you can get away with saying damn near ANYTHING on a teddy bear!
@ Elle, glad you approve(kind of) :)
@ aleis, thanks
@ Hustleman…I LOVE THAT ONE! I use it as my avatar on most sites. It was just so wrong… But so funny
*chokes on coffee* NU UH! lol
OMG!!! I absolutely need to print copies of the “club” one for the morning afters, and the “sex” one will be emailed to a couple of people right after I leave this comment.
This post was pure GOLD, man! Perfect for a Friday afternoon!!
This post made my day, I went ahead and clicked on a few ads so have a drink on me tonight!
Where can we order these?? I want the last bear and one of those Self Made Thousandaire shirts in a small!
Classic…
it was pass midnight when i hit your page. burst out laughing cuz those bear pics crack me up.
it made my day……lol
You should seriously consider selling those. No one can get angry when the message is attached to a teddy bear!
Lol! That is funny! I’m gonna send one of those! lol
I love the one with hooker sweat!! :)
still with the teddy bears I see…
LOL!!!!!!!!!! I just about DIED @ the “does your momma like you?” one LOL!!!
I loved this post. You really can be “as nasty as you wanna be” if you say it with a bear. Entertaining as usual.
restaurant soma
Just wanted to say hello
Very good web site, great work and thank you for your service.