Sike. I’m not training to be a cage fighter. I’m too ruggedly handsome to get punched in the face repeatedly. One broken nose, and I could go from international sex symbol, to short-ass Scottie Pippen lookalike. The Hell with that!
No offense, Scottie.
Seriously, I really should get back into my martial arts training. At least it’ll help me return to my usual Leon level of fitness. Right now, I’m at about 75% of my swagger. I consider anything less than 85% swag to be unhealthy and possibly detrimental to natural balance of the universe.
Besides, knowing that you can to deliver a swift takedown, then pimp slap some fool until he or she cries like a schoolgirl or squeals like a little piglet is always a good feeling! It actually helps you avoid fights, because you know you have nothing to prove. Why rip a man’s heart out, set it on fire and throw it at his wife over a parking space? Why not just walk away, proudly knowing that if you actually were that pissed off, you could go Indiana Jones on his ass and whip the Temple of Doom sh*t outta him right then and there?
See what I’m saying?
Randomly whipping ass = Bad thing.
Knowing that you can whip ass = GREAT thing!
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“you could go Indiana Jones on his ass and whip the Temple of Doom sh*t outta him”
That will go down in the annals of shittalkery for all time!!
*smh* lil ass people. sit yo ass down somewhere
I always thought about going back to Martial Arts. I took from the age 7 to 16, with a black belt and a few titles won.
Im so out of shape today even Ralph Machio could kick my ass. On the real I do need to get back into it. Just no time.
I could use a few (or more) laps myself. No matter the throat chop is always there for me. Nothing like talking shit while people try to catch their breath.
If you are serious about getting into a martial art, the gym next to Common Share has jiu jitsu classes on Mon, Thu, and Sat.
http://www.capitolcombatsports.com/
They are also starting to teach Muy Thai kickboxing there on Monday nights.
@ Herb, I’m glad the line was appreciated!
@ Mr. 6’5″, shut the hell up, you ol’ overgrown sasquatch with a soul-patch looking mofo! LOL
@ Big Homie, that’s cool, man…Don’t feel bad, Ralph Macchio can whup mine, too. Don’t ask me how I know…lol
@ Amadeo, I still have yet to deliver a throat chop to anyone! I bet the one time I do it, that motherf*cker will die and I’ll be on the run, blogging as a fugitive!
@ Homeimprovementninja, I know a guy who works there and does a capoeira class. My sifu from college, Phil, actually lives in Northern VA. It’s hard to coordinate schedules with him, but I haven’t tried as hard as I can since I have been slacking and letting other stuff get in the way. Still, I’ll definitely look into that gym once I talk to Phil again. Thanks
you could go Indiana Jones on his ass and whip the Temple of Doom sh*t outta him right then and there?
Now that’s pretty funny lol!
“Why rip a man’s heart out, set it on fire and throw it at his wife over a parking space?”
Because it’s fun. And I bet you that fool won’t ever steal your parking space again!
great post!
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