I have a question for you all. Please allow me to set up the scenario, then give me your honest opinion on the matter.
I have this neighbor who I try to avoid speaking to at all costs. This guy is a passive-aggressive, player-hating, nosy, peeking-out-the-window like Malcolm X, dry snitch assed spy for my landlord. You can tell that he was the kid in elementary school who would point at other children who weren’t even in his class and say “Awwww! I’M TELLIN’! YOU’RE GONNA BE IN TROUBLE!”
Well, this weekend, I was relaxing outside, and I saw a lady walking her dog. The dog decided that it wanted to cop a squat and do it’s business right next to the driver’s side door of my neighbor’s car. There it was: a perfecly-placed, freshly-laid doo-doo land mine, right where any normal person would stand to get in his or her vehicle. About five minutes later, the neighbor walked over to his car, stepped right in it, got in the car, and drove off.
Am I a mean person for letting Snitch Neighbor walk into the crap-trap that awaited him? What about for taking great joy in the fact that wherever Snitch Neighbor was headed to, he was going to smell like dog crap by the time that he arrived at his destination?
Yeah, I said it. I took pleasure in watching him step in that sh*t! I giggled with glee! To me, that terd represented all of the negative karma that guy has been spreading throughout his tattle-tale, dry snitch career.
Snitches may not always get stitches, but this one is gonna need to get a new pair of shoes!
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I dont think that would of been snitching. You would of help dude out and he wouldnt of brough shit into this car. Snitchin is telling the cops that a serial killer lives next door. Word to Cam’ron
Funny shit though
It’s not snitching if you make it a point for him to HEAR you laughing at him.
Like you said, that’s his horribly foul and well deserved karma on the bottom of his shoe as well as in his car.
@ Big Homie and Tiki, I know I’M not guilty of snitching at all! I just want to know if other people would have laughed at his ass the same way that I did!
Speaking of snitches…OJ and T.I. got snitched on by people who are close to them. It looks like both of them will be incarcerated before the end of the year. You already wrote about OJ, but I would like to hear your take on the T.I. situation.
As far as your neighbor goes, you were under no obligation to help dude out….especially if he is a certified Landlord Informant.
Hey, listen, it’s survival of the fittest. If he was stupid enough to not be aware of his surroundings then shit on his shoe is what he gets. Karma never misses a target. Hell, I should know…
It’s like Bane said – Karma.
The germans have a word for that nice feeling you get when something bad happens to someone you hate: Schadenfreude. It’s how I felt when a tree fell on the house of my a-hole sudanese neighbor who’s renting his house to 50 people who all want to park their cars (with no license plates) in my driveway and block me in. He pretends he doesn’t understand english when you yell at his dumb ass, but he’s been here for 20 years, so I’m not buying it.
ive heard it stated (granted in cartoons) that instant karma is always lumpy….i think in this case it was stinky too..
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Lol!! Nah, you shouldn’t feel bad. Now if he got hit by a dump truck while trying to get in his car 5 Heartbeats style and that made you giggle THEN you should feel bad lol.
Man I feel ya Leon. I’da laughed my as* off too!! That’s WTF he gets!
Leon I don’t think that you were in the wrong for letting your dry snitch of a neighbor step in the dog shit. I would have done the same by not saying anything. In fact I would have took a condom out of the wrapper put lotion in it and hung it from either his doorknob or on his car door handle. lmaooo that gets them everytime! But don’t feel bad….shit happens!
LMAO @ getting hit by a dump truck 5 Heartbeats style
LMAO!! Funny shyt indeed….
Oh yeah … and I am sorry – but I keep rolling at the “peeking-out-the-window like Malcolm X” comment!! LMFAO!!
I love it! Nothing like karma baby!
Me being nosy: What I wanna know is what was he snitching about?
LOL! If I were you, Leon. I would of whipped out the trusty camera phone and recorded every millisecond of him stepping in the poop and then getting in his car. LOL!
SON!!! I was just about to write about my neighbors!!! Those bastards are just hateful!!! Though I don’t have any stories about any of them getting B!*@# slapped by Karma just yet, but I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one with @$$holes living in close proximity!
I think that when T.I. gets out he is going to get the bodygaurd for snitching on him. It’s not the police business to know that T.I. was holding guns at his house. Damn think about it, He has bodyguards that are lisenced to hold weapons and they might have belonged to them. Damn these days police are retarded and they better let my baby T.I. go before I act a fucking fool. Moral Story for todat is: STOP SNITCHING AND PROTECT THE BLACKS WE DO HAVE LEFT. IT AINT BUT A LITTLE OF TIME LEFT AND ALL OF OUR ASSES WILL BE GONE AND THE WHITE MAN WONT HAVE ANYBODY ELSE TO FUCK WITH…..STOP SNITCHING AND START HELPING YOUR AFRICAN AMERICAN PEOPLE…