Good morning readers! I don’t know if any of you have seen the photo of the guns that the feds seized from T.I. as a result of his arrest, but if not, click on the thumbnail image below to see them. I put the thumbnail link up because I’m to lazy to resize images for free this time of morning. I went ahead and let WordPress do it for me.
That dude was not playing! Clifford planned on putting some holes in a motherf*cker! Some of those guns are taller than he is! Geee-sus Christ! He even has the Dirty Harry revolver up there for good measure! I guess he saves that one for those times when he doesn’t want to take a chance worrying about one of his automatic weapons jamming. That, or maybe he just likes standing in the mirror with it, saying “Go ahead…MAKE MY DAY!”
Unless TI was planning on reinacting the final scenes from “Scarface,” there is no logical reason for him to have all of these guns. I could put together a guerilla army and take over a small country with the weapons on that table! You give me a table full of guns like that, and one of the smaller Hawaiian Islands is MINE! I’m staging a coup and renaming the place Leonland.
When that happens, you all are invited to the first barbeque to celebrate my reign as Ruler of the Island of Leonland, and God-Sent Master of All I Survey. Or you can just call me “That Dude” for short. Just remember to bring a bottle of something, some food, or at least some paper plates or charcoal for the grill, and you’re good.
As far as Clifford “T.I.” Harris, I was disappointed to hear about his legal troubles, since he is one of my favorite rappers out right now. I never understood why women sweat him so much, though. He always reminded me of this kid I went to middle school with who used to poot all the time. Then again, that kid is probably getting all kinds of residual ass these days, just off the strength of looking like TI. Walking around with a fake “Grand Hustle” chain on, saying things to women like “I’m only in town for the night…I can’t give you backstage passes to my show, but you can come to the after party at my hotel tonight. In a relationship? You’re faithful to a n*gga so wack…now why you wanna go and do that love, huh? I just got one question: Is you happy?”
To Clifford…Actually, let me stop using that man’s Govt. name. I don’t want him making any special trips to DC to shoot me. I’ll be damned if I walk out my front door and get greeted by this sh*t right here!
T.I., if you’re reading this, keep your head up. You have a gift, so if you can make it through this ordeal and avoid major jail time, watch your step from now on.
*Animated gif courtesy of my friend Shahka a very talented designer.
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TI?? I thought it was TIP. Well I feel bad for Cliff (No Dr. Huxtable) but if anybody caught the official press release with from the alphabet boys you will noticed that the gun dealer was a snitch, Cliff’s bodyguard was a snitch. Although they was eyeing TIP for the longest, if it wasnt for them snitches, Cliff would of got the guns with no problem. Why he needs them, beats me. I guess the movie American Gangster had more of an influence on him than it did on Jay with his ‘album’. With Tiny getting caught with weed and xstacy being preggers and all, does this mean her street cred went up?
Real talk, I think Cliff just had extra dough he wanted to splurge on those type of guns for show. Look at em. They are so freaking sexy as shit. I dont think he meant to get them for any harm.
@ Big Homie, I think he bought them for show, too. Those aren’t the type of guns that normal people ride around with.
Then again, normal people usually don’t ride around with guns…But the folks that do, usually have ones that can fit in a glove compartment or under the front seat. Not big ass Russian assault rifles and stuff like that!
@ Ghillie Suits, thanks
Was he planning a damn war? Nobody needs weapons like that in their possession. I still cannot believe that he stupid enough to get himself in a predicament such as this. And isn’t this his 3rd strike? He can hang it up. He’s going to jail for a long time.
He’s got almost as good firepower as Tony Montana. I mean, that’s some nice stuff, don’t get me wrong, but nothing says “say hell-o to my leetle frennn” like a grenade launcher on your m16.
And here I was sporting a tiny crush for T.I.
But imagine waking up the morning after and finding those guns where the orange juice or extra blanket or toilet paper should be or some shit like that? Nah, man, not sexy at all. I have many law enforcement people in the fam and guns are no joke to me.
Crush is officially squashed!
Leon, I never saw the appeal in TI…I guess the women sweat him cuz he’s out right now and exudes confidence…I guess…an illusion of power proved otherwise…
Good luck with that, Clifford, remember to not drop the soap.
Leonland….hmmm…do I have to pay taxes?
I honestly don’t think T.I had any intention to use these guns on anyone. I think he is a collector and just wanted them for show. He could have had them there for his protection too! I don’t know why he would keep ALL of them in his home, well this is probably not his main home but he knows he’s on parole and can’t be around them. I hope he beats this and learn from this mistake. I don’t think he deserves to be put away. He is at a great point in his career and i want him to be able to enjoy it. FREE T.I!! New York Love…
Damn lol I heard that he got caught for guns but i had no idea it was that many. Lol he must of beening planning a war in the streets of ATL lmao. Ah well I dont know if he will end up in jail.
Good post!
Some of those guns are taller than he is? lmao!! i didn’t know he was in for that arsenal, either. mad at that. that is quite ridiculous.
Taller than he is?? I’M DONE.. lmao
I really hope the Hip Hop police did something illegal to apprehend him. Otherwise, T.I. is going to jail for a long ass time. He had enough artillery to take out the Shiites.
Oh please! The guy was just trying to uphold his gangsta image. “Jail” for rappers really isn’t jail at all.
Ummm…..doesn’t he have a tribe of kids or something? So he has all these guns in the house around kids? And his preggers baby’s momma (because she’s good enough to carry your babies but not good enough to wife) is caught with drugs.
No sympathy on my part! Lock his azz up with R. Kelly!
I swear the first person I see rocking a Free T.I. t-shirt is getting an uppercut to the babymaker. (Goes for the women too, my fists don’t discriminate and I’d hit a heiffer in her cooch.) Some people have the nerve to say he was set up. His name is Clifford Harris not Nelson Mandela. I can’t fathom what he would need all those guns for, but he’s a dummy for having them in his possesion when he’s a felon. D’erh, not a smart move. I suppose on some level it’s a shame since he was really coming into his own, but then again you don’t squander the opportunities life gives you over some foolishness.