They say pimpin’ ain’t easy. Well, I’m here to tell you otherwise. Pimpin’ is easy! Pimpin’ in a metaphorical sense, that is. Actually having women making money on the hoe stroll is something totally different altogether. I can’t claim to be an authority on that subject.
Actually, let me refrain from using that word due to the fact that true pimpin’ is all about making dollars. Instead of saying pimpin’, I will use the King’s English from now on and say courting a young lady. See, that just sounds classy! Or maybe it just sound old…Either way, that’s the phrase that will be used today.
Once you have gotten the attention of the lady that you desire, there are numerous ways to keep it. Some people, like yours truly, were blessed with a sharp sense of humor and enough good looks to fall back on if all else fails. Others aren’t so lucky. What I am about to say holds true, whether you’re smooth as George Clooney or goofy as Woody Allen. That gem of wisdom: Stand out, by standing out.*
*The exception to this rule is if you’re dealing with a grimy hoodrat with no ambition to do anything noteworty in life on her own. If that’s the case, just buy something shiny and wear it around her. 8 out of 10 hoodrats are attracted by shiny, over-the-top displays of “success.”
When I say, “stand out,” I’m not telling you to dress like Prince, or ride through the club on a segway with rims. I’m talking simple gestures, like creative dates. Do something the next guy would not think of doing, like an independent film that sounds thought-provoking, or a museum exhibit that you know will give you and your new lady friend plenty of time to talk. Or, take her to see live music or something along those lines. I’d probably avoid spoken word, though. some Eric Benet-looking, barefoot bohemian poet might start displaying his lyrical dexterity in your date’s direction, and try to take her from you! Trust me. I almost had a homeless man do that to me.
I started thinking about this topic because I was recently invited to see Julia Nixon’s upcoming show at Washington DC’s historic Lincoln Theatre on Saturday, November 17 at 8PM. At first, I saw the invitation for the show and said “YES! There’s a reception! FREE FOOD!!!” Then, I actually listened to Ms. Nixon’s music, and her voice is incredible. It’s the type of thing that would make a perfect date.
I can’t use it as a date opportunity, because I told one of Diva527′s friends that I would try to get her to come so they could catch up. Since Miss 527 is one of my best friends, she’s automatically placed on my “Do Not Fornicate” list. So since I can’t get any butt from the concert, I encourage others to take a date and reap the benefits.
Basically, an original date is always a good way to get in the door to love, or upthe skirt to pantydraws, whatever it is that you are truly seeking. Just make sure you follow up the original date with something more intimate where you two can have some privacy to stare into each other’s eyes…hold hands…kiss…or fornicate in many different positions. Just go with whatever vibe is present at the time!
HEY! who are YOU dating?
I guess I’m dating YOU on the 17th, Dammit!
It’s like that episode of “Gossip Girl” when Serena and Dan go on their first date! Serena wants Dan to take her to out on a unique, emo/hipster date, but instead he tries to impress her at a stuffy French restaurant.
Please tell me you watch that show.
I haven’t seen it, but I’ll check it out. It’s on The CW, right?
*DEAD* @ “…ride through the club on a segway with rims.”
I could actually picture that as a scene in a C-list, straight to DVD comedy!
*starts writing screen treatment based around that single image* LOL
Only you, Leon…
See, you learn something new everyday. I’ve never heard of Julia Nixon.
duh, right after ANTM.
I didn’t know people were seriously still watching ANTM!
But yea, I think the best dates are going someplace that allow for interaction. I don’t know WHOSE idea it was to take someone to the movies on a first date, b/c you all can’t speak to each other, or make eye contact, u’re just sitting there in silence. If it’s still nice out, go to the park and walk around. If it’s cold, go ice skating or sledding or make a snowman and have warm cocoa together (it sounds cheesy but we like it). Like Leon, said STAND OUT, every girl has been on a million and one dinner/movie dates–one thing that always sticks out in my mind is a former classmate of mine that used to invite me along to campus forums with him. (I’m a dork, so it was cool). Girls can tell when you’re being thoughtful, and usually, the most thoughtful things are the least expensive.
And since I’m fresh out of college, I really want dudes to stop thinking that inviting me over to sit up in your house all night equates to “hanging out”. It says either I lack creativity or don’t think enough of you to exert any creativity on you, and it also says you’re cheap–and Caroline ain’t a cheap trick!
geez…all i get offered is grey goose…feeling a liiiiitle salty bout now.
*coughs* um….there’s nothin wrong with grey goose….is that a bad thing? lol i have been offered a wine cooler and no i did not turn it down lol im from the hood lol actually i like dinner and movie dates…maybe because i feel that simplicity goes a long way. however i do love doin the cheap things. you know…. the walks in Prospect Park… goin to the pier…strolling through the mall eating ice cream…goin to Botanical Gardens or walking through Time Square… goin with my man to see his P.O. …LOL Shit i get excited when my boyfriend tells me we’re going to McDonalds….but lately i’ve been watching my favorite show Hell Date and i’ve been really getting jealous over the dates that they be goin on. Those dates be creative and sounds like fun.
i’m looking for ideas for dates that me and my man can go on. simple dates. something fun yet simple. im not talking about going to see live music either. im not into that. im looking for ideas so anyone out there if you have any ideas please let me know.
It will be fun to finally meet you Leon! :)