Kevin Youkilis and His Psycho Beard

I logged into Yahoo today, and I see that my dude Kevin Youkilis from the Boston Red Sox shaved off his psycho-beard goatee for charity. I usually make fun of people with crazy-looking facial hair, but this time, I hate to see his goatee go!

I’m not much of a baseball fan…The only time I ever really sit down and watch games on TV is during the postseason. That’s pretty much how I noticed Youkilis and his super thick goatee. The thing looks like it weighs 12 pounds! Last time he combed through that thing, an entire rotisserie chicken fell out. The man stepped up and did his thing in the playoffs, so even though I usually don’t like Boston sports fans(I think it’s the accent that comes with the sh*t-talk), I found myself rooting for the guy. Any man that can hit home runs in pressure situations with a shag carpet on his upper and lower lip, deserves respect!

Kevin, I salute you and your fallen goatee. You should also donate your beard hair to charity. It can be used to make coats and blankets for an underprivledged family of four.

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11 Responses to “Kevin Youkilis and His Psycho Beard”

  1. leoninatl 14. Nov, 2007 at 1:13 pm #

    He looks likes like a Skinhead to me.

  2. Hustleman 14. Nov, 2007 at 1:17 pm #

    True…but he can play his ass off!

  3. Ms. SarKastic 14. Nov, 2007 at 1:20 pm #

    baseball has to be the most boring sport. i rather watch golf before baseball. i think that shavin his nasty ass hairy ass chin wasnt really what i would think of when i think of charity. more like groomin yourself so that you look more presentable and less like a caveman from the Geico commercial. So you think if i shaved my body hair i can feed some families in Guatemala or Uganda? ….well maybe not because im not makin millions of dollars a year. my body hair isnt worth that much if anything at all and compared to his i guess mine insignificant. LMAO

  4. virgle Kent 14. Nov, 2007 at 3:10 pm #

    Yo son, that picture looks like he fell asleep in poop and no one on his team said anything to him

  5. TQB 14. Nov, 2007 at 3:13 pm #

    that is one hairy mo-fo! BLECH!

    And awww Ms SarKastic, why you gotta dis my country’s national sport? It’s more exciting in person, I promise!!

  6. Wonderlove 14. Nov, 2007 at 3:28 pm #

    Looks like a gang of hairy vajay-jays!

  7. Hustleman 14. Nov, 2007 at 4:56 pm #

    To all of my “Married With Children” fans, Kevin Youkilis looks exactly the way I envisioned “Psycho Dad” looking.

  8. A. Hu 19. Dec, 2007 at 4:39 pm #

    I think it looked great. I’m sorry to see it gone. What’s wrong with being a little different?! He’s got courage.

  9. Hustleman 19. Dec, 2007 at 4:59 pm #

    @ A.Hu, I hope hw grows it back. It was kind of like his trademark!

  10. shelby 06. Jan, 2008 at 2:43 pm #

    how is kevin youkilis a skin head if he is JEWISH!

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