Smurf Eyes
Posted by ListenToLeon on
November 17, 2007
I have a slight headache that has bothered me for awhile now. It started when I woke up yesterday morning, after only getting less than 4 hours’ sleep. My plan was to go to bed a little earlier last night, but hours passed, I started watching “The Best Man” on cable, and next thing you know, it was almost 3 AM! Maybe a nap is what I need right now.
What I am experiencing is not like a normal headache. It’s less severe, and only irritating in one place: my eyes. It feels like a couple of Smurfs crawled in my head, and got into a streetfight. More specifically, it feels like that strong Smurf with the tattoo, Hefty Smurf, is using the back of my eyes as speed bags. Or maybe, Go-Go Smurf is in there playing the congas on my eyes. I sincerely hope it’s not Go-Go Smurf, because if so, the other Smurfs at the party are gonna start beatin’ their feet once that beat gets to crankin’, then a fight is going to break out. Eventually, a couple of them are gonna get shot in the parking lot. That means I’ll have a headache, and two dead Smurfs in my head.
I’m going to take a nap, but if my headache persists, I’m going to beat the hell out of each and every last one of them. I don’t even need to call Gargamel. I’ll stomp a mudhole in their little blue asses, then walk it dry by my damned self!
Yeah…Laugh now…but you better take your stankin’ ass back to your little mushroom house before I wake up, or it’s gonna be a misunderstanding up in here! I will beat the blue off you!
11 Responses to “Smurf Eyes”
Ugh, so sorry. I have had a horrible consistent migraine for a week now…even rx meds have not completely rid me of it. Yours sounds like a possible migraine or sinus headache. Take meds. Lots of meds. :) And lots of water. Feel better!
By KassyK on Nov 17, 2007
Hope u feel better…
…lol @ “That means I’ll have a headache, and two dead smurfs in my head”
By Bre on Nov 17, 2007
@ Kassy and Bre, thanks. I feel a lot better after my nap. I’m going to take some Airbourne and keep my eyes open, because I have been doing a little bit of sniffling today. It could be sinuses or something since it got cold again recently.
By Hustleman on Nov 17, 2007
Ummm…Go-Go Smurf, lmao….
By Passion on Nov 17, 2007
… you are delusional. lol. God love ya…
By Erica on Nov 17, 2007
Damn, man. That’s some headache! LOL
By Baby Please on Nov 17, 2007
ummm no I think that was just Patron
By Khaleela on Nov 18, 2007
The Smurfs have a lot of frustration to let out. There is only one female and she ain’t never talking about nothing.
By Jabari Talib on Nov 18, 2007
If you wake and still have a headache, make an appointment to see a doctor. Even if it goes away by the time you get to SEE the doctor, still go. Trust me on this. I had a headache on and off for more than a decade–yeah, I said decade. It wasn’t until THIS year that a doctor finally stumbled on the root cause–and it had nothing to do with my head.
By Hostess on Nov 18, 2007
WOW. You got ISH-YOUS!!!
By Mahogany Brown on Dec 3, 2007
Go-Go smurf…I love it lmao
By Foxxy on Dec 3, 2007