I don’t know if anyone really noticed, but for the past few weeks, I have been putting up new content every single day. It’s pretty much going to be this way from now on, so you may as well get used to reading, and laughing hysterically. As long as I have this beautiful mind of mine, jokes will spew forth like lava from a volcano and cover the world in the soot and ashes of hilarity!
That last sentence was a bit much. As you can probably tell, I’m winging it today, and just freestyle writing without a topic in mind. The literary equivalent to the phrase “I’m just letting my nuts hang.” So just consider this a nice little chat with Leon. A fireside chat, like FDR used to say. A fireside chat, sipping on a glass of CONE-YAK, with some John Coltrane playing in the background. Oh, you’re not a cognac drinker? Well, I have some Colt 45 in the fridge. Colt 45…It works every time. If it’s good enough for my main man Billy Dee, then damn it, it’s good enough for you!
See…even writer’s block can’t stop my hustle! I have topics to write about, but I don’t have Photoshop here right now, and everything I want to do at the moment would look better with a patented Leon digital creation illustrating my sentiments. Either way, that leaves us here, right now. I’m rambling. You’re reading. Thank you very much. God bless you. Good night.
i noticed …and appreciated… the daily hustle…
xoxo
I must master photo shop, my one weakness in the game.
hustle on, Leon, hustle on…
I didn’t know people still drank Colt 45….well crack heads but they don’t count
Whatever happened to a simple glass of wine? Hehhehheh
Pass me a glass, Leon! Oh, and my Coltrane request is “My Favorite Things”. Thanks!
I’m saying, crackheads are like sub-human nowadays @ Khaleela LOL!
Just playin, their humans too, whatever.
WE LOVE YOU LEON! KEEP ON HUSTLIN! You keep me entertained at work all the time, you never let me down :) Your my hero.. :D
I kid you not Leon, my boyfriend drinks Colt 45 religiously. He’ll Al Bundy it up about 3 times a week, with one hand in his boxers and the remote and a Colt 45 be toggling between the other hand. *sigh* He’s just a young old soul…
The literary equivalent to the phrase “I’m just letting my nuts hang.” Only Leon could come up with a line like that. And you’re very brave in your blogging. I always think I’m going to get bloggers block, so I only blog a few times a week and keep a bunch of backups in drafts.
I’m kind of like marleaux. I feel i’m gonna get writers block too. That’s a good idea to keep a few drafts.
Hey Leon, I’m gonna follow your lead and freestyle sometimes. I gotta lot on my mind and it does me know good sitting up there. May as well as put it in a blog.
Listo!
Continue to get your Hustle on Leon!
Enjoy your Holiday!
Colt 45? i only see the alcoholics that stand in front of the liquor store in my hood drink that lol….and those king cobras too lmao. myself i prefer the bacardi mojitos. cant get enuff of those. i mean come on they only cost $1.50.
anyways im glad leon you write everyday. keep doin what you do cuz cant nobody do it like you….do.
have a very very very happy gobble gobble day. and here’s another excuse for a day of eatin and gettin drunk. im sure you’ll have a funny story for us on friday about your thanksgiving…. smoochez
@ Suicide Blond, thank you
@ Virgile Kent, it takes a little time to get used to the adobe toolbar since it’s so much stuff there. It can be a little intimidating/frustrating in the beginning. My advice would be to play around in it, and read a few tutorials online that show you how to do the effects that you want. If you ever need advice, or want me to hook up a quick image for you, shoot me an e-mail.
@ TQB, I will
@ Khaleela, I only see winos. That went out of style around the same time that Denzel Washingotn took Billy Dee’s spot from him as Mr. Black Sex Symbol Actor
@ Vahostage, I’ll drink wine with you! I have class!
@ Wonderlove, it’s definitely the time of year for that song!
@ Krazy, I’ll keep writing JUST FOR YOU! So save a few pieces of sex for me whenever I get to visit Miami! ;)
@ Marleaux, I keep backups, too…I just started transferring some of the written notes I take when funny thoughts hit me duing the day to wordpress drafts…Plus, I love making people laugh, so I’ll always find inspiration from somewhere.
@ Gandi, I definitely look forward to reading some of those freestyle entries.
Thanks @ Opinionated Diva!
@ Ms Sarkastic, Happy Thanksgiving!