I have never sniffed glue…but I sometimes reminisce on the good ole arts & crafts days and get the urge to play the Glueprint Game.
Put Elmers glue on your hand. Spread it around evenly. Wait for it to dry. Then peel it off. That’s it! That’s the entire game!
You can try to get creative with your friends and see who can peel off the biggest or most evenly-pulled strip…but why make things difficult! Keep It Simple Stupid!
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Now, stay off the hallucinagens and narcotics this wonderful Friday, so you can keep your job long enough to buy something off the Wish List. Am I at the point of overkill with this “buy me a present” thing? I’ll give you all a few days off from my demands for free stuff…because that’s just the kind of stand-up guy that I am. Happy Friday!
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Hey I thought I was the only one who played that game…only I never really put it on my hands, I’d smear the glue on my arm and wait for it to dry, than rip it off…ripping the hair off my arm felt good and painful at the same time….
There’s a glue stick lying next to me right now, I just might try it again for ol’ times sake :)
I used to make glue fingernails on the window sills….totally ruined the paint finish every time. I would even wear them to school.
Ahhh, things to do when youre left to your own devices.
I love that game. I STILL play that game.
In fact, this summer I introduced it to my kids by way of a practical joke (because if I don’t drive my kids to drink who will?)… I made them think my skin was really peeling, HA HA HA!! You should have seen the worried and horrified look on their little faces! Boy did I laugh and laugh…
I thought I was the only one who did that…it’s like an at home spa treatment for your hands if your broke!