Bow Wow and Omarion Face Off

I recently saw a few promotional images for the album by Bow Wow and Omarion, titled Face Off, and I immediately thought to myself “This is almost too easy for me to write about!” It’s hard enough for two men to make an album together and NOT look gay(not that there’s anything wrong with that), but when you factor in stuff like this photo of the singer and rapper’s faces blended together, it does not help their case AT ALL.

faceoff_composite.jpg    

That image disturbs me. Like how the villian Two-Face from Batman comic books would look if he gave up his life of crime to spend his nights waiting outside for the nightclubs to close so he could attempt to pick up chicks during the let-out. Yes, that photo screams out schitzophreniac parking-lot pimp.

The actual album cover is designed nicely, but even that has gay undertones.

face-off_cover.jpg

It looks like they’re sizing each other up, getting ready to spit game.

Omarion: “You got some pretty eyes, son.”

Bow Wow: “I like that baby hair you got in the front of your cornrows. Looks real…sensual.”

Omarion: “I’m saying…You so petitie…Like a delicate flower.”

Bow Wow: “I like the way you move. You got that rhythm in your motion.”

You get the idea. I actually like some of Bow Wow’s stuff, even though he is sort of like the miniature, diminutive version of LL Cool J with all those damned relationship and love raps. Omarion’s last album was good in my opinon. Thanks to the songs Entourage and Ice Box both being in heavy rotation, I had music from that dude stuck in my head for at least 8 months or so.

These brothers need to think about investing in a PR firm to keep them from making themselves look like gentlemen lovers the next time they collaborate professionally. I was going to replace the words “FACE OFF” with “GAY WAD” on that album cover image, but it’s late, and I do not feel like playing around in Photoshop at the moment. You can use your imaginations and see that those words wouldn’t really look all that out-of-place.

Once again, I’m not hating on the two artists…But since the photos are out there, I must jone on them. It is my obligation to you all.

Share this so someone else can laugh too!
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Digg
  • TwitThis
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • del.icio.us
  • Google Bookmarks
  • LinkedIn
  • Reddit
  • Global Grind
  • email
  • Current
  • FriendFeed
  • MySpace
  • Netvibes
Bow Wow and Omarion Face Off

44 Responses to “Bow Wow and Omarion Face Off”

  1. Je$$e 12. Dec, 2007 at 6:23 am #

    dawg that’s the first thing i thought when i seen their cover album… first of all, they jockin off jay-z and r-kelly wit the whole rapper/r&b singer collabo, second of all, whose gay-ass idea was it to put both they faces mashed up like that? they look alike!! cake ass… I can’t hate on that Icebox joint tho…

  2. KraZy34th 12. Dec, 2007 at 9:06 am #

    LOL!!! @ GAY WAD

    No for real, somebody should do it!!! When I first saw their video, of whatever song they have out, I was like “WTF??” trying to see the image in the back. Thanks to you, I see it clearly now. And I wish I hadnt.

  3. The Jaded NYer 12. Dec, 2007 at 10:57 am #

    Omarion: “You got some pretty eyes, son.”

    Bow Wow: “I like that baby hair you got in the front of your cornrows. Looks real…sensual.”

    Omarion: “I’m saying…You so petitie…Like a delicate flower.”

    Bow Wow: “I like the way you move. You got that rhythm in your motion.”

    That’s some of the best dialogue in an urban gay romantic comedy to date! You should shop the screenplay around…I’m just sayin’…

    LOL!!!

  4. Passion 12. Dec, 2007 at 11:18 am #

    It is a little too tangy on that album cover, all they need is some extra glossy lips and a sculpted eyebrows, oh damn, the eyebrows are on point.

  5. Ms. SarKastic 12. Dec, 2007 at 11:42 am #

    ya’ll are goin oh so hard on my ex husbands. back in the day i used to love shad to DEATH until omari came out. the album cover is a little iffy but i dont think they are tryin to be like r and jay because they are no where near that level and r&b and hip hop has been comin together with collabs way before jay and r. so its not like the whole idea was totally original anyway. i hate that they would make a album cover that looks like their love child or something but i get where the whole idea came from …faceoff….two opposite people coming together…yada yada yada
    please be easy.

  6. Holiday 12. Dec, 2007 at 11:54 am #

    you’re right leon. & they are copyin r kelly and jayz because kellz and jay did the best of both worlds which is rap and r&b collab on one CD. the boys even said that they were inspired to do this based on that. it’s just for the kids though.

  7. Mr.6'5 12. Dec, 2007 at 11:54 am #

    U need jesus…take ya pic. white jesus or brother jesus.

  8. Shennekia 12. Dec, 2007 at 11:55 am #

    LOL this is the funniest blog so far. They are both very cute, almost too cute to the point where its hard not to be perceived as being gay!

  9. Bre 12. Dec, 2007 at 12:54 pm #

    They make a cute couple

  10. caroline 12. Dec, 2007 at 1:02 pm #

    Omarion: “You got some pretty eyes, son.”

    Bow Wow: “I like that baby hair you got in the front of your cornrows. Looks real…sensual.”

    *Dead*

    But have you seen the pics of Omarion from 106 & Park–dude’s hair was lookin pretty as hell! I’m so jealous and I have hair that’s the same length as his, I work too damn hard for this!!! If Omarion flat irons it out, it’s over…..

    ::sigh:: I bet these dudes get more dick than I do.

  11. Hustleman 12. Dec, 2007 at 1:15 pm #

    @ Caroline, he looked like Black Jesus…LOL

    For real, I hope their album goes platinum. It was smart to team up and make a record for the young girls who love both of them to death. They’re just too pretty boy-ish for their own good! But like I said, I wish them all the success in the world.

  12. Hostess 12. Dec, 2007 at 2:53 pm #

    These images make me uncomfortable.

  13. Muze 12. Dec, 2007 at 3:00 pm #

    omg. i almost spit out my orange juice when i read that “yo you got pretty eyes son.” line. LOL! hilarious. love your blog! first-timer here but def not my last visit.

    they do make a cute couple though. lol. but i heard bow wow is dating rev. run’s daughter. not a good look. lol.

  14. Hustleman 12. Dec, 2007 at 3:16 pm #

    HE BETTER BE DATING THE YOUNGER ONE!

    Vanessa Simmons is ALL MINE! She moved up three notches when I stopped lusting over Lauren London! lol

    @ Hostess, that first photo is quite unsettling indeed. The other one isn’t as bad.

  15. Eb 12. Dec, 2007 at 3:27 pm #

    That first image disturbs me too… I dont know why or who agreed on that…

  16. Khaleela 12. Dec, 2007 at 4:04 pm #

    I’ve always thought Omarion was on the funny side with that baby hair thing he had going. But after that Ice Box video I started seeing him in a different light. He looked very mature and masculine in that video. After looking at this picture and watching their video again I question his manhood.

    Bow Wow on the other hand will always look 12 yrs old so there’s no hope for him.

    I would rather see a collab. with Chris Brown and Bow Wow. Actually I would just like to see Chris Brown. He’s 18 now so it’s ok for me to dream about him and lust after him right? *sigh* Thank heaven for little boys and their tight little bodies. I sound like a child molester!

  17. tash 12. Dec, 2007 at 4:55 pm #

    LMAO at sensual cornrow baby hair. you are f*cking STUPID leon!

  18. aleis 12. Dec, 2007 at 7:20 pm #

    that dialogue made me burst out laughing, good thing I wasn’t eating/drinking at the time or else i’d be down a laptop right now.

    Omarion: “You got some pretty eyes, son.”

    Bow Wow: “I like that baby hair you got in the front of your cornrows. Looks real…sensual.”

    LMAO

  19. devonne hunter 12. Dec, 2007 at 11:49 pm #

    omarion just want to let you that your are nices person in the world to me omarion i been think about you and me together i think that you are so cuite and so hot is hell for real omarion think that you have great personaltiy with bow wow and omarion that was think about from you and me together i hope you undrstand each for long time for you and bow wow always going to be friends forever omarion we learn how to get long with you and bow wow together make big team to stick together long time from now omarion you are good lap daner saw on my computer that what just did to your self that you took your shirt off and put it in your paints that is sexy is hell if you do stuff like that with me i want you so bad make your body so sexy is hell what is now for real that crazy stuff from you and me together if you are not busy doing thing can you take me out on date with you omarion and bow wow that will be great omarion and buy the way called me from my cell phone ok omarion this very inmportant to ypu omarion this is my number omarion give it to you write now omarion 513 – 203-2167 called me omarion for real ok omarion called soon read my letter omarion please write your number down for me please omarion thank you god bless you omarion and bow wow give me your email address ok omarion thank you very much called me now thank you

  20. old dude 13. Dec, 2007 at 2:32 am #

    @ devonne hunter: ????

  21. KraZy34th 13. Dec, 2007 at 9:42 am #

    UH ?????

    How old is she? 8?

  22. aleis 13. Dec, 2007 at 10:16 am #

    yea seriously, it’s not aol videos, what’s with the gushing “i love omarion” comment. You might want to take it down tho, she/he included a phone number

  23. NaijaOT 13. Dec, 2007 at 1:09 pm #

    Seriously, this has to be one of the funniest blogs I’ve ever read. The whole dialogue had me almost in tears!! It was HILARIOUS….keep the jokes coming leon!

  24. caroline 13. Dec, 2007 at 1:36 pm #

    WAIT,

    LMBAO @ devonne hunter!!! WTF?!

    Run-on sentence like a mofo!

  25. Ms. SarKastic 13. Dec, 2007 at 1:43 pm #

    She can’t spell worth a damn. You think Omari or Shad is going to want her dumbass? LMAOOOOO @ caroline. That was funny.

  26. Ms. SarKastic 13. Dec, 2007 at 1:45 pm #

    Sweetie this blog is not for the horny and restless…. unless you’re trying to throw it Leon’s way! lol

  27. KraZy34th 13. Dec, 2007 at 3:13 pm #

    These young assed females..

    If you read into it, she’s implying they have a three some!

  28. rubi 14. Dec, 2007 at 12:14 am #

    um….has anyone considered devonne to be a young horny gay little boy? i’m just saying it sounds like homoerotic fantasies to me…LOL

  29. Ms. SarKastic 14. Dec, 2007 at 10:58 am #

    lmao ^^^ call the number and see.

  30. TC 14. Dec, 2007 at 12:48 pm #

    Omarion: “I’m saying…You so petitie…Like a delicate flower.”

    YOUNG.
    I’m dying over here!!

  31. The Jaded NYer 14. Dec, 2007 at 1:14 pm #

    Ms. SarKastic: I called devonne, you know, because I have nothing better to do and I *heart* a good prank… it’s a mailbox, no outgoing message or anything, just a computer.

    Too bad…would’ve loved to have spoken to the genius behind that post!! HA!!

  32. Ms. SarKastic 14. Dec, 2007 at 1:20 pm #

    i know right i would have loved that.

  33. Passion 14. Dec, 2007 at 3:06 pm #

    What in the hot hell @ devonne hunter….is that you Omarion?

  34. MZ. KIKI 25. Dec, 2007 at 2:21 am #

    DEVONNE HUNTER: WAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WIT CHU GO TO SCHOOL AND SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN WAT THE HELL HE DONT WANT CHU……DUMBASS

  35. vanessa 05. Jan, 2008 at 8:29 pm #

    ohhh shut up every body what the hell you care about and lets say they are gay so what mind your own business the them alon god you guys dont care about peoples feelings? you guys are mean oh yah and get a life

  36. KODIACK 07. Jan, 2008 at 4:47 am #

    I never really pay attention to these cats..but I swear to God they look like they about to anxiously “bump” dyck heads….

  37. Ms. SarKastic 07. Jan, 2008 at 11:07 am #

    lmao what the hell is wrong with vanessa? lmao since when do people care about other people’s feelings on this site?….

  38. Mz Loco 13. Jan, 2008 at 10:09 pm #

    LOL no comment. I’m a fan of both (fan not groupie) and they “Girlfriend” video wasn’t half bad (not including Omarion’s pants) but the Hay Baby video or whatever its called….um….yeah. As far as the cover they do look gay as f*ck! and the dialogue had me rolling!

  39. Jesse J 11. Mar, 2008 at 12:45 pm #

    It’s so wierd that i found this blog, which is hilarious by the way leon!

    I been thinking for about a year that they are gay, i watched the 3 vids they have done together and ion one of them it opens where they are sitting in a a car talking about taking eachother out and showing eachother the “craziest time” and trying desperately to get away from their girlfriends but honestly the way they look at eachother is like…..well you read the dialogue lol

    “you got some pretty eyes”

    crazy shiz!

  40. aerie 30. Mar, 2008 at 10:18 am #

    yall need to stop all dat shyt neva iz my baby bowwow gay he str8 he aint neva been wit a dude omarion mite be cuz he was chris strokes wut eva dat nigga name is so yall need to get dat shyt str8 neva try him cuz until dey cum out n say dey gay den i will believe it but i stillo would lyk him no matta wut so yall need to stop all dat hatin

  41. jay 04. Sep, 2008 at 9:43 am #

    wow that shit was motha fuckinnn beautifull nikka u got some pretty eye’s lol omfg i cant stop laughing from dis

  42. Precious 26. Dec, 2008 at 9:03 pm #

    I dont believe any of this bullshit gossip about being gay,so suck it up if u gat nothing to write about.

  43. zacara 05. Feb, 2010 at 10:25 am #

    omarionthismeonmyspaceonyourtop[pageandaddmeonyourtoppagewhatyoudoingtonightandbowwowismeonyourtoppageonwegooutwithyouandicallyoulastnight

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. Gayest Album Cover Photos | Yeah...I said it - 12. May, 2009

    [...] Bow Wow and Omarion – Face Off What jokes can I make about the sexual tension in this photo that haven’t already been made? [...]

Leave a Reply