God Damn It Bow Wow!
Posted by ListenToLeon on
December 17, 2007
I was trying to leave you and Omarion alone after the jokes I made last week…
…then you go and do this sh*t right here?!?!
Dammit man! This whole video was TOO funny! I guess Toure was playing some kind of joke on Bow Wow and Omarion by asking all those stupid questions, but Bow Wow wasn’t having it! The little man complex kicked in, and he turned into 120 pounds of pure adrenaline and rage!
That petite lil’ angry nigglet went hard! The only thing is, he said all that tough-talk while walking away…Then he gave the most b*tch-assed threat I’ve heard in a long time: “He can come out here and see about it too! For real! He can come out here and holler at Big D AND Big Los if it’s a problem! Ay D, handle that!”
This motherf*cker sicced his bodyguards on Toure! TOURE of all people! Yes, Toure, the slighty effiminate, pretty boy journalist who looks like he’s never been in a fight before in his life! What kind of punk-assed b*tch threatens a dude like Toure with a giant 300 pound Any Given Sunday reject-looking bodyguard, AND a 275-pound Boncrusher-looking bodyguard with half his hair braided?! That’s just overkill. Like squashing a roach by throwing a cinderblock on it.
Bow Wow is gonna have to get over that “I’m a rapper, so I’m tough” sh*t one of these days, or he’s gonna mess around and learn a lesson the hard way! I bet if that interview was with a magazine like “Don Diva“, or “Murder Dawg” he wouldn’t have talked that sh*t to one of THOSE writers! Whatever parolee with a laptop they’d have conducting the interview would have beat the brakes off of Bow Wow before his bodyguard would have even gotten a chance to get up from getting his hair done!
Ok…I’m done. I kept my promise, though. I did NOT make fun of Omarion! He kept his cool, and reacted like someone with some sense. See…At least one of the dynamic duo is making strides in the right direction. Too bad the other one just took 10 steps back!
29 Responses to “God Damn It Bow Wow!”
LMFAO…Bow Wow was mad wasn’t he??????? That is toooooo funny.
By Chocolate on Dec 17, 2007
LOL reminds of when Cole and Jerome got fussing in the store on Martin and jerome was still talking stuff when Cole was long gone, lol!!!
By Chocolate on Dec 17, 2007
I could be hard too if I had two 350 lb bodyguards. LMAO at how he was hollering threats from behind dude.
By old dude on Dec 17, 2007
LMAO! He pulled a Chris Tucker move from Friday
Smokey: See, I got mind control over Debo. He be like, “Shut the f*ck up.” I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.
By Brownngirl on Dec 18, 2007
LMAO @ Brownngirl!!!
That video was too funny- he was talking all that mess after he was within the safety net of his guards.
I guess we know who’s the bottom in that relationship…
By TQB on Dec 18, 2007
This shit right here…
See now this lil ninja has been in the protective shadow of his handlers and bodyguards for way too long…He’s gonna get caught slippin’ in a club with some ODB, Beanie-Siegle (before that whole Peedi-Crack incident…LOL) type dudes and catch a cold one (bottle) upside that narrow ass head of his!
And I am MAD at how hard he was defending O…It’s been a while since I’ve seen a dude defend his WOMAN that hard over something so petty…let alone a guy defending his “man”…LOL. Makes my suspicions of some zesty-ass, what-what in the buttedness going on between those two multiply ten-fold!
By tiana danielle on Dec 18, 2007
That nigga Bow Wow is a fag!!! I mean how did he not see that the whole thing was a joke. Someone needs to put him in his place. He’s claiming that he’s “Mr 106 and Park” like that’s really a prestigious title. Nigga, you’re like are 25 now aren’t you? Start writing your own raps. He’s one of those cocky little niggas that thinks people are supposed to bow (no pun intended) to him because he has 15 yr old groupies by the pound. I’ll take this ca seriously when he stops wearing Aladdin vests and coin purses strapped to his belt loop.
Truth be told, Chris Brown would MURDER Omarion anyway.
By J-Biggs on Dec 18, 2007
This was really funny.
lol @ browngirl
that was toooooo funny. oh yeah and J Biggs you’re right Chris Brown>>>>O
O can’t even sell out a school auditorium and CB can go on his own tours. They don’t have have O as part of the headliners on this new tour with BW & ‘nem.
By Holiday on Dec 18, 2007
After seeing this shit, I want to put on a dildo and plow Bow Wow, bitch ass! O has fabulous hair. LOL
By Wonderlove on Dec 18, 2007
I meant strap!
By Wonderlove on Dec 18, 2007
toure should have called that little “midget gangsta” out. OMG!!! He’s so hilarious!
By Kesha on Dec 18, 2007
I was dying when I saw this video the other day. Man…shout out to Big D (pause)
By Big Homie on Dec 18, 2007
TOURE SHOULDA GOT HIS ASS WHOOPED. ASKNG ALL THOSE DUMBASS QUESTIONS. I dont blame Bow. He just wasnt for all that joking
“Do you take any moves from Chris Brown?, he’s dope!”
By Jelani on Dec 18, 2007
Wow that was so not hard. LOL!!! I mean I’m not the hardest cat on the block, but I know that if you say the words “If you got a problem you can holla at me” the next thing you should NOT do is turn your back. I guess in his case he had more to say so he had to make a mad dash to the other room where his “protection” is located. He is sitting right by the cat and his first move is to the door. Then when he gets out to his comfort zone he wants to swell up like blow fish.
“I am Mr. 106 and Park”…….. WOW!!!!
By Jimmy on Dec 18, 2007
*eyeroll* bow wow needs to sit his size 0 ass down. He’s loudly defending O while O is just laughing at the jokes, calm DOWN negro no one cares about you. And @ tiana, you’re right I haven’t seen a guy defend his girl as hard as Bow was defending O.
oh and Chris Brown kills O in dancing
By aleis on Dec 18, 2007
“That petite lil’ angry nigglet went hard!” LMAO!!!! Leon- what movie had a scene with a white man chasing a bunch of lil’ miniature black people around while shouting “Come here you little nigglets”? I cannot remember the name but the image popped in my head as soon as I read this post!
By dark & stormy on Dec 18, 2007
NO the best was with his bodyguard standin there with a plate a chicken with Bow Wow screamin “handle that”
SIR, ain’t nobody bout to put down a plate of chicken to fight!!!!
dark & stormy it was Tales From The Hood with the white southern man running for political office
By caroline on Dec 18, 2007
Hmmm I would of been a bit angry if he asked me those questions. But Bow Wow was mostly walking away because if he does hit Mr. Toure he will get sued but if he walks away they can at least calm him down and stop him.
We all know people are trigger happy to sue people nowadays.
I think O could murder CB in a dance off btw. lol
By Daniel on Dec 18, 2007
Toure really did give them the “Yall Little Ass Rich Niccas Bore The Shyt Out of Me” yawn.
Real talk BW and O should have just sent the rest of the Lollipop Guild to fuc him up.
By Passion on Dec 18, 2007
LMMFAO! I needed a good laugh and you did it. Thank you! LOL The video AND your commentary.
By BZ on Dec 18, 2007
Yo Bow Wow should have gotten his lil @$$ tossed up!
It’s rather obvious that dude is playing w/them and he’s getting punked but for that pint sized punk to swell up and sic his bodyguards on another man when he should have handled it himself was just flat out GAY!
Lawsuit or no Lawsuit you are a man first and either take a chance and knock Toure on his @$$ or take it on the chin and laugh it off but don’t get somedbody else to fight for you!
If you can’t fight don’t start a fight!
By E. Watts the Hustler on Dec 18, 2007
LOL at the lollipop guild!!!
By aleis on Dec 18, 2007
LMFAO @ Caroline and all yall fools!!!
The first thing I peeped was that big ass plate of food ol boy was mealin on. AND even when things escalated he STILL didnt drop the chicken. Too funy. This did it for me for the rest of the yr. Thx BW wit yo bitch ass
By Double-00 Daddy on Dec 18, 2007
A Leon thanks for making me laugh , Cause that shit Puppy did Was A REAL BITCH MOVE , I tell u what let is little Punk Ass say that Shyt to some Folks I Know and turn his back … OH he is Fucked . Like PIMP SAYED HE GONNA SMELL THAT Cologne And its ISSIEY
By Godfather on Dec 19, 2007
OMG…now that was pure comedy! Stop it Bow Wow…you’re killing me with these short man tantrums. Someone is going to knock your @$$ out!
By tiara on Dec 19, 2007
bow wow is one of those people who got mad mouth and cant back it up and he really need to stop gettin all those damn tattoos on his little skinny ass arms. and if i was his body guard i would have laughed and stepped to the side and let toure wash his little ass up. bow wow would have been like “handle that” i would have been like “nah you got it.” just so i could see him get his little thug wanna be ass whooped. and o would have just stood there talking about “bow wow get up man” i dont think it was all that serious for him to spaz out like that. i think midget mac from i love new york would kick bow’s ass in a street brawl.
ooh yeah and chris brown would win a fight with o ….but not a dance contest.
By Ms. SarKastic on Dec 19, 2007
Bow really needs to shut up, ol midget ass. LOL!
O wasn’t even taking that shit to the heart! He figured out it was a joke interview even before it started!
By KraZy34th on Dec 19, 2007
LMMFAO!!!!
Lil man syndrome, see it all da time. I wonder if that text he got was telling him to get up since he dipped right when he got it
By blah blah blah on Dec 19, 2007
LOL that was cute of him.
By Kysmet on Dec 22, 2007