When the story came out about Barron Hilton’s decision to donate 97% of his wealth to charity, the first thing I started seeing was people saying stuff like “Paris Hilton’s grandfather just put her in her place.” however, when I read the story myself, my only reaction was, WHO CARES?! Other than the fact that the money’s going to charity, I really don’t see why normal people should be affected by this. Paris Hilton is going to be alright. She’ll just have to settle for “rich” instead of “wealthy” once granddad kicks the bucket. No need for her fans to get upset and cry, or for her haters to get overly happy.
Regardless of anything that her grandfather does to her, Paris will get by. Here’s how things will go if she really does only get a fraction of the inheritance:
Paris Hilton will continue to pimp her fame. She will ride it ’till the wheels fall off, and make money from everything she does, from reality television to making appearances at nightclubs. This will continue until Miss Hilton becomes fat, wrinkled, or once other physical indications of a life of hard-partying start to show on her. Whatever comes first. Once she is too old or unattractive for anyone to care about anymore, she’ll marry some other rich guy and never have to take a normal person 9-5 job ever in life. Besides, 3% of $2.3 billion is still a lot of money. She won’t be rushing to any fast-food resturants to fill out applications anytime in the near-future.
So as much as people want to make this story news, it’s not really news. It’s just rich people’s dirty laundry being aired. Paris, keep on pimpin’ these media hoes! Game recognizes game.
Wait a minute…I’m writing about Paris right now…So that makes me one of those hoes getting pimped, doesn’t it? Just in case, I’m going to stop talking trash right now so Paris doesn’t get the urge to make a trip to DC in a pink drop-top Caddilac and slap the taste out of my mouth.
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Paris keeps it gangsta. She’s gonna be all right.
Let Ms. Paris “my crabs are bigger than yours” Hilton even think about laying a Herpes infected hand on Leon, Pink Caddy or not, and I WILL be kicking her ass worse than “stupid ass boyfriend’s momma who wanted to talk crazy to Leon in a bar”!
Sorry, Leon!
*promises to act more “suburban” the next time she gets on this post*
You know, I nearly lowered my “standards” to write about this myself! :)
Oh God! Screw the starving kids in South Africa. Paris is gonna be less rich. Someone call the BBC!
The Hiltons are especially annoying to me. It’s a shame she won’t be frying fries anytime soon.
rich people….lets burn them all alive…until i become rich thats when we can stop lol nah im not gonna hate. Paris is a rich bitch and she has been and will continue to be all right makin her own paper. as long as she doesnt end up like brittany she’s good to go.
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