Comments on: The Fake Phone Voice

By: iconic vintage

iconic vintage — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 19:37:53 +0000

I always use the sexy-night-voice or never pick up my phone :)

By: Zen

Zen — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:07:16 +0000

Apparently I sound soooo white on the phone that an internet date (and eventual boyfriend) thought I was a 5’8 blonde and not a 5′nothing Indian.

By: hypmommy

hypmommy — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:38:09 +0000

I have a variety of phone voices: the white voice, the sexy late-night voice, the foreign-I-don’t-speak-English-Misses-not-home voice for bill collectors, the sleepy voice for people I don’t want to speak with, the list goes on.

By: Ms. SarKastic

Ms. SarKastic — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:01:23 +0000

^^ that is funny. we all have different phone voices.
the white voice is infamous even though i sound like that all the time. my frens always make fun of me because of that.

but most of all i like talking to dudes when they try to make their voice all sexy on the phone. i think its hilarious but sometimes im very hard of hearin so when they drop the octaves i make them repeat what they said because i cant hear them and that just messes up the mood. then they become annoyed and thats the end of that conversation

can u imagine? him with his sexy voice, “Yeah so what are you wearing?” then i said “huh?” he says “what are you wearing?’ i say “can you repeat that?
he tries to keep his cool and asks again.
i say “huh speak up i cant hear you.” he gets mad “i said WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?”…..so much for the sexy voice lol that has actually happened to me before

By: KraZy34th

KraZy34th — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:20:38 +0000

LOL! I used to utilize the phone voice, but now if a bill collector calls, I just start asking them common sense questions and they dont ever seem to call back. So that works great for me. You know, when their like “You have an outstanding balance on your Visa card” I just come out with “I know, don’t you think I would of paid it if I had the money? Are you calling me to offer to pay it? Or just remind me that I havent paid it cause I cant?”

Making people uncomfortable is becoming a hobby for me :)

Other than that, if your a number I dont recognize, you get auto-voicemailed. :D

By: tiana danielle

tiana danielle — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:02:36 +0000

Seems like you make fun of mine without fail! Don’t hate on the sexy phone voice Leon! LOL

@ Caroline, I totally feel you on the facial expression people give me if they meet me for the first time after speaking with me on the phone!

By: caroline

caroline — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 18:43:13 +0000

My phone voice has multiple personalities.

I don’t care what anyone says, EVERYONE needs to have the “white” voice they gotta put on when handling business. It’s actually quite funny when people finally meet you and their facial expression is screaming “you’re Black?!”

The phone-bone voice is priceless. I once got off the phone with a dude and called my homegirl afterwards, without successfully making the transition to my “hey girl” voice. Yep I definitely got caught out there on some “ewww, nigga if u don’t get off my phone with that bedroom voice!”.

By: Erik

Erik — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 13:54:30 +0000

Oh, my phone voice is moreso my professional voice. You know that voice where when you are out with friends and that odd number calls, you start sounding like Peter Brady or some shit. Also the voice you give when you get called about a job interview or have a phone interview, lol

By: T

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:39:49 +0000

I have a horribly fake sounding phone voice, it almost sounds like a radio announcer voice. I didn’t even realize i did it until someone else pointed it out.

By: Wonderlove

Wonderlove — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 06:14:23 +0000

Oh, I see, Godfather….I’ll bring towels…hate Gatorade…