What’s Your Resolution?

This is probably the most overdone blog topic for a day like today, but I’m going to write about it anyway. I’m going to write about it, and you’re going to like it!

Don’t give me no lip! Just read and smile. If I look at you, and there’s no smile on your face, I’m going to send my bodyguard Sugarfoot over to your house to beat you within an  inch of your life. Then I’m going to tell him to pick up your semi-conscious, limp body and fix your mouth in a smile position. Please…Don’t start your new year off with a beating. Especially not a beating from a man named Sugarfoot. That’s never a good thing.   

What is it that you intend to get accomplished in 2008? Put it in the comments section, so that way, it’ll be in writing and you can come back near the end of the year and smile at the progess you made. Or grab ab bottle of Scotch and drink away the pain if things dont work out. Either way, let me know what you’re gonna do. My list is as follows.

Make this site a household name. I already have the plan. It’s all about making it happen now.

Continue to innovate, and take my creativity to the next level. This site will make history. Hopefully  it’ll be FAMOUS before INFAMOUS, but we’ll see how that goes.

Have sex with Lauren London. Just playing about this one…unless she ‘gon let me do it.  Heh heh heh…

For real, I was joking. I would hate to actually meet Lauren London one day and have her slap the taste out of my mouth on sight.

Put on some more muscle. I no longer scare people now that I’ve lost some muscle mass. My biceps used to be pythons, but now they are garter snakes. They intimidate NO ONE. I plan to put on about 5 pounds of muscle and get stronger. I guess that means I need to join a gym and stop sneaking in my old building to work out…

Now it’s your turn. Let me know what you resolve to to.

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19 Responses to “What’s Your Resolution?”

  1. The Jaded NYer 01. Jan, 2008 at 11:36 pm #

    My resolution? To get out more. I have to learn to step away from this computer, shut off my cell phone, dust off my old twin reflex brownie camera and enjoy the world around me.

  2. Godfather 01. Jan, 2008 at 11:48 pm #

    to live life to the fullest and keep laughing at your crazy ass

  3. Max 02. Jan, 2008 at 12:35 am #

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  4. Khaleela 02. Jan, 2008 at 1:26 am #

    This is cute Leon…..I’ll play too. I’m going to finish my book. It’s hilarious and fiction and I will deliver it by December 30th, 2008. Wish me luck!

  5. Monique 02. Jan, 2008 at 2:57 am #

    Most of my resolutions have to do with growing my new business, but my personal resolutions include spending more time creating (including more time in the ceramics studio, and an average of 1 new painting a week), and getting in some much-needed travel.

    Happy New Year, Leon!

  6. Jia 02. Jan, 2008 at 4:17 am #

    Great resolutions, Leon!

    I added a link to your blog on my page *hint, hint* and I hope that you accomplish all that you set out for…..Im sure you can. Im here, reading..dont always comment but I am reading!!

    And who the fuck is sugarfoot?? LMAO

  7. Ms Ticora 02. Jan, 2008 at 4:24 am #

    My resolution is to become financially independent from my parents (I’m 22…in college)….LOL…nah let me be serious. Things I want to accomplish are: get into graduate school…and start my website.

  8. dee 02. Jan, 2008 at 9:35 am #

    I wish to quit soul searching and just do things. I resolve to get out of my own way and set goals and see them through. this site inspired me to not bite my tongue so much. I plan to tell people how I feel more often than not. Also, to learn to play piano and practice speaking french.

  9. KraZy34th 02. Jan, 2008 at 9:47 am #

    Good luck Leon! I’m positive you will be a household name by the end of 2008, and if your not! Well- then… thats okay :) I’ll always be a fan!

    My resolution is to be a great parent, and break the cycle within my family. I dont want to be like my mom!!! ( Not that anythings wrong with her, I just dont feel like she was very supportive and loving sometimes ) And to eventually start school because I dont want to be a bad influence to my kids! And I also plan on speaking my mind more regardless of others feelings. Keeping things bottled up inside is never the best route, so fuck their feelings and horray for mine!

    :)

  10. Ms. SarKastic 02. Jan, 2008 at 10:50 am #

    Leon, i tell everyone i know with a computer to check out listentoleon.net. So good luck to you and may your wildest dreams come true…(i dont mean the ones only about lauren london either)….
    anyways…my resolutions are…
    1. to be more responsible with money
    2. to get my own crib by the end of the year. Me and mom dukes not getting along so well so i think its time for me to start saving and be on my own. even though i’ll be 19 in may i know i can make it on my own if i keep my mind right and my job lol.
    3. i would like to just become a better person all the way around.
    4. stop letting petty and insignificant things bother me. Wish me luck because right about now i need resolution number two the most! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

  11. KaNisa 02. Jan, 2008 at 11:57 am #

    1. Gain some pounds so I can look my age
    2. Find some Black people to hang out with in my neck of the DC Metro area
    3. Make a fall trip to Egypt
    4. Get into grad school for 2009
    5. Get my groove back
    6. Make the most of year 23 of life…(I always said it was my ideal age…)

  12. tiana danielle 02. Jan, 2008 at 1:20 pm #

    Stop renting and actually buy a condo or house
    Become fluent in Spanish (since I look Puerto Rican anyway)
    Stop worrying myself senseless about things that I can’t control
    Get Leon a plane ticket to L.A. so I can witness the swagger in person…LOL

    (Um, Leon, you DO realize that Lauryn let Lil’ Wayne “the pussy monster” smash, right? I think I’d just let that one go, bruh!)

  13. Ms. SarKastic 02. Jan, 2008 at 2:08 pm #

    lmao ^^

  14. Taz 02. Jan, 2008 at 2:19 pm #

    My resolutions
    1. Finally buy house and quit renting.
    2. Start saving more and traveling less.
    3. Get a dog.
    4. Release an album.
    5. Win a tournament (I don’t care if it’s bball or connect four) I just miss competition.
    6. Enter the world series of poker.

    by the way….i feel you on the whole Lauren London thing.

  15. Diva527 02. Jan, 2008 at 3:10 pm #

    1. Get into grad school
    2. stop buy lunch everyday at work

  16. Bighands3000 02. Jan, 2008 at 6:15 pm #

    Go get em Leon. If it helps the “household name” cause I accidentallly stumbled upon this spot and instantly bookmarked young L in the crackberry.
    As far as resolutions I don’t make em, But I get this feeling to do better which is like a real “souly” resolution I guess. Anyway my soul vibe is to marry my dimepiece of a girl of 6 yrs (before she leaves my ass!!!)

  17. Brownngirl 03. Jan, 2008 at 1:33 am #

    To.Be.PUNCTUAL. LOL!

  18. Leon 08. Jan, 2008 at 1:35 am #

    Happy New Year! Well, I want to make more money (don’t we all), and focus more on my schooling.

  19. Carroll B. Merriman 29. Dec, 2010 at 8:27 am #

    Sickarticle

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