$50,000 I WON’T Be Making

There is a World Series of Beer Pong!

World Series of Beer Pong clip

Damn this gout! Why couldn’t I have found out about this contest before I had to back away from the beer?!?! I’m actually a kick-ass beer pong player. I actually get better, the drunker I am! Once my opponents’ motor skills start to decline, my ping pong ball jump shot seals the victory more often than not!

I told you…God had a wicked sense of humor. I’m going to church this Sunday, because seeing this news taunting me on the front page of Yahoo is an obvious sign that I’ve fallen out of his good graces.

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4 Responses to “$50,000 I WON’T Be Making”

  1. KraZy34th 03. Jan, 2008 at 7:24 pm #

    ROTF!!!!!!!!!! Leon, you are so DUMB LOL!!!!!!!!!

  2. Mr.6'5 04. Jan, 2008 at 1:55 am #

    signs of a alkie.

    not like I know or anything..*whistles*

  3. Ms. SarKastic 04. Jan, 2008 at 11:10 am #

    i thought only white people did that

  4. Cincy 04. Jan, 2008 at 3:03 pm #

    Leon I would whoozoop your azz in beer bong. I am from OHIO. This is the home of the rich, white fraternity boy, and their game of choice, beer pong. Now if we were talking watermelon eating and hennessy drinking contest, seeing as your in “choclate city”, washington, dc, your the winner hands down.

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