I always wondered how two fat people do it.
*DISCLAIMER* Before I continue with this tangent, I want to say that I love ALL people, big, small, short or tall. So don’t try to say that I’m picking on the overweight. I told y’all about my gout yesterday, so you all should give me a free pass to make jokes about whoever I want to now. If I have no problems making fun of myself, then the rest of the world is fair game! *DISCLAIMER*
Seriously though, how does that work? I struggle to understand the physical dynamic of two swollen mofos engaging in carnal acts of lust. It perplexes me…You know, like one of those curiousities you really don’t want to physically SEE, but you wonder about, nonetheless.
When I say big people, I don’t mean big-boned. I’m talking future Jerry Springer Show guest obese. Do they have to slide fat meat out of the way? Do they have to cut off the heat and open the window in the wintertime to avoid some kind of sweatty disaster? Is there a possiblility that creases of body meat could be mistaken for orifaces if it’s dark in the room? It’s so many ways fat-on-fat sex could possibly go wrong…
Sorry for any graphic images that last paragraph might have placed in your head. I guess I could go on a smut site and find out the answers for myself…but I don’t want those images burned in my retina, or found on my hard drive should someone ever hack my computer. I’m really just thinking out loud right now, while slightly under the influence of medication…
dammit, Leon! How am I supposed to eat lunch now?
(if you find any sites, send them to me- shhhhhh!)
LMAO!!!
anything leon but that. how cud u even go there? there are children in the room lol…..seriously though. i live with an obese family member and sometimes i look at her and wonder….where is her pussy? she probably hasnt seen it in years! ….oh the horror
Well… I’m a big guy, and let’s just say that I don’t mess around with big girls, um, too often. Yeah. Too much stomach rubbing together causes too much friction and house fires.
From what I’ve, uh, heard, most big folks having sex together get it by going at it doggystyle.
I know some “chubby chasers”, and they claim that “fat pussy is warm!”
But you’re talking folks who have to have the doors and windows cut out for them when they have to go to the hospital, not the folks who’ve been looking at too many Mo’nique movies and telling everyone, “Fuck ya’ll, it’s some good coochie up under this gut!” or “I’m not fat, that’s my dick wrapped round my waist” type of big folks right?
yea, i never wondered such – now thats a thought. happy nappy new year folk
download porn with fat people in it…
ROTFFFFFFFFFF WOWWWWW Leon, all I want to know is what made you think of this in the first place??!?
@ Tamika, I saw a big couple walk by. That’s really all it took, sadly…
@ Ant$, I’ll see what I can find later on, once my food has fully digested.
@ Rawdawgbuffalo, Happy New Year
@ LeoninATL, I broke off a big-un before. It’s possible for someone with no Santa Claus gut to move out the way…But I’m talking about a big ol’ Ruben Studdard-sized joker…
@ Ms. Sarkastic, I see you’re even worse than I am with your thoughts!
@ The Jaded NYer, will do.
I think their so obese, they may not even have sex that often cause a long stroke will have a fat guy winded! Like *push*”I’m done *gasping for air like he just ran up a flight of steps*”
OR! Maybe they push it all out the way and thats why their fingers get fat, too, to get a better grip on the blubber rolls.
OR! I don’t know, dude. I can’t fathom how they do it. I wish I could ask a fat couple without the imminent threat of being sat on.
OR!!!! Maybe the dude pumps a grease roll, and then the chick sits on his arm and gets fingered?
/ignorance
/grossness
/nastythoughts
I’m done. LOL!
Go to http://www.rude.com, any and all sexual fuckery can be found on this site. Its not like I go to this site everyday or anything, or that I watched two really thug-like dudes do nasty thing to each other, nothing of the sort. LOL
LMAO @ leoninatl “there’s some good coochie up under this gut”
fat coochie is warm? what?! the rest of us have cold coochie?!!! LOL
i don’t care what anyone says, tall girls have the best coochie! ;-)
tall girls do have some good cooch…
but i prefer my womens short..
as for as the big girls..*holds head in shame*
no mas…no mas…
LMAO! I just watched True Life: I’m obese this morning and I thought the exact same thing. That woman Amy had a faithful husband who did all the work, paid the bills, did the cooking and cleaning, and even washed her because she was so big that she could barely move!… I was thinking, damn… now that’s a faithful man… but how does she keep him pleased?!… then I gagged and changed the station. lol.
now you got me thinnking.about.big.folk.sex…
naw man
Amy from MTV’s True Life: I’m Obese has a blog. She has lost a LOT of weight. She looks like a totally different person:
http://www.amylhwilliams.com/
Honestly I think a couple that weighs over 300lbs apiece really don’t have sex. They can’t find their private parts through all that meat. I think they get off on sandwiches and cookies.
Now if one person is below the obesity weight line that one person gets pleasured by the big persons mouth. Think about it…these people love to eat….they’re prob. oral sex champions.
It’s ignorant yet I believe it to be true.
the real question is why are we even boggled by this thought? we are some sick individuals for even thinking of such questions. do fat people worry about skinny sex? lmao i cud imagine one of them asking. “damn how he got her legs up in the air like that for so long?” or ” how is she moving so quickly up and down she aint tired?” leon you might as well think about rhinos fukin or elephant pussy or something…just as twisted
them rhinos be GETTIN IT on the discovery channel though!
I have a friend of mine that is quite big and his wife is quite big as well. I have often thought about how could that have sex and I’ve always wanted to ask, but I didn’t want to often them. My huband is a big boned guy and he told me that 2 big people can’t be together.
It’s not that hard to imagine. Just think of two beached whales doin’ it.
My boy is average size, kind of like your body type Leon. But, hes a chubby chaser, so his current gf wears a size 36 pants (he told me). She kinda looks like the Hottentot Venus quadrupled. So, when we were all at a party together and they were about to get down, I just had to watch! It was something man, and thats all Im going to say, lol.
L