Last week, a commenter here asked me to clarify what constitutes good p*ssy. Basically, to define what makes a man say that a certain girl has that good stuff. I cannot claim to speak for all men, because what works for some does not work for others. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, and vice versa, depending on his likes and dislikes.
While these differences exist, I have compiled a universal list of attributes that most men on Earth would agree are descriptive of good p*ssy. These factors separate the incredible from the average. The contenders from the pretenders. The snappy nappy from the raggedy slappy. Good p*ssy is defined by various combinations of these qualities:
Consistency – The overall feel says a lot. Some men like it super tight, others, nice and firm. Usually, a woman is good as long as her stuff is not too loose. There has to be some sort of soft, yet steady friction there. If sex with you feels similar to penis spelunking in some dark, dank cavern…with stallagtites, stallagmites, bats, echoes and those flesh-eating night creatures from The Descent, then you’re stuff probably is NOT of the good variety.
Lubrication – Moisture is a good thing. It doesn’t have to gush like a fountain(although some guys are into that). Just stay wet enough for intercourse to be comfortable and enjoyable for both parties. This factor also falls on the guy, since it’s usually directly correlated to how turned on a woman is at the moment.
Creativity/Enthusiasm – Do it like you mean it! Do it like you love it! Give it to your partner in ways that make the Kama Sutra paintings look tame! Good p*ssy doesn’t just get hit from the back. Good p*ssy fights back! Good p*ssy is not lazy and does more than just lay down. Good p*ssy will lay you down if you’re not careful! Have you curled up in bed, hiding your nipples under the covers…thinking about making life changes.
Maintenance – Some people like for their tang to have some hair. Others prefer baldies. One thing ALL folks will agree on, is that the vaginal region should be clean and inviting whenever possible. No foul odors eminating from within. No Ben Wallace afros bursting loose once the draws come off. No unsightly blemishes that belong on one of those Scared Straight-style sex-ed videos that colleges show you when you’re a freshman to scare you into using a condom. Just be good to the meat curtains, and they’ll be good to you. Trim the hegdes, clean the front yard, and try not to put too much wear and tear on that bad boy…
The Grip Factor – This is where the term “Snatch” came from. The reason why every woman reading this should be doing Kegel excercises at her desk, RIGHT NOW! The Grip Factor is when good p*ssy tightens up on command and kind of grabs hold of the d*ck by itself. The best example of this is when it involuntarily happens when a female is brought to orgasm. Any man who has been there will tell you: being inside a woman with that SNAPPER when she’s at the height of passion is, for lack of a clinical term, THE SH*T! Sometimes the combination of those orgasmic spasms, the grip, and the wetness might cause the wang to get pushed out, but it’s totally worth it. Just slide back in and enjoy the ride!
There you have it. Some attributes are God-given. Others, can be achived through dedication and effort. I hope this answered the question for all those who were curious.
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Wow. Just…WOW.
you are as sure of yourself as i am sure of myself godfather168 and if you can make me or any other woman do that then more power to you. but i know the type of [sexual deviant] woman i am and trust me i wont be tappin out anytime soon. we cud sit here all day and say what we cud and cud not do. that wud be pointless. what i do know is that im head stong lol according to you ur like the messiah of pussy eatin or something so i guess thats all there is to say
I say you two get together offline and f*ck it out!
Then again, after all the shit both of y’all talked, I guess you’d have to film it so the world will know the true victor of this Clash of the Sexual Titans!
…well, that, and get an excuse to watch home-made porn inspired by my site! LOL
leon what happened to our movie?
We’re still working out the details, Ms. Sarkastic.
…Actually, I’ll go ahead and sleep with you(for research purposes, of course), then come back here and give a dissertation on the goodness of your vaginal region. How does that sound?
sounds good…but are you going to sleep with godfather too? you know for research purposes lol
FUCK NO!
Now you’re just talking CRAZY!
nah im just jokin with you. but sure whenever ur in brooklyn…u cud be my sugar daddy for the night lol your about 10 years my senior but its all good
YOU REALLY GOT JOKES Ms. SarKastic , YOU SHOULD GO TO THE APOLLO BUT ANYWAY .. NO I DIDNT SAY I WAS MASSIAH Ms. SarKastic YOU DID AND I THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT
~co-signing tash~ yes indeed! yes indeed!
Looks like you have a lot of experience with women Leon. This post got an unusually high number of comments. I wonder why?
this shit is hilarious & u r hitting on something cause i took a survey from about 100 guys 10 years ago when i heard my cousins talking about some women & they were saying that one woman P*&^% was the bomb, & the other womans was dudu. So i wanted to know exactly what determines that, & they actually said most of the things listed here
Omg! Kegels work wonders and if your are blessed to have good P and good H then you are straight.
Some women just have that gift and we tend to know how to use those gifts.
When you talk about giving head, you should mention that men need to wash that stuff before they try sticking it in somebody’s mouth. We don’t want any “foul odors eminating” from the penis. That’s why I don’t eat chitlins…I don’t want any stanky stuff in my mouth!!! I can’t suck stanky balls either. MEN, WASH YOUR BALLS, PLEASE.
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Kegel exercises work! I’mma witness!
Thats cool. I agree, that was a good post!
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Ur hilarious! I’ve been hooked ever since I started reading waaaayyyyyy back in the day. Do the damn thang Leon! Much love!!!!