…leads to Leon doing things that are very Spring Fever-like.
I saw these two ladies a little while ago while on a trip to Kinko’s. One of whom had a very nice backside. Her hindparts were outstanding. She was thicker than the Washington Post on a Sunday. Perfectly round. Damn near spherical. Kind of like a little slice of Heaven that occasionally farts.
So I did what any red-blooded American male arrogant S.O.B. would do. I smiled at them while dropping off the package, and when neither woman smiled back, I took one more look at the nice butt, then mouthed the words “DAMN” involuntarily and strolled towards the door with an even bigger smile on my face.
I heard one of them say “UH UHHH!” with a little bit of attitude, which kind of made me slow down.
Then I heard the other one say “See. THAT’S what I’m talking about!” with even more attitude in her voice than the other one. Judging from the sound of things, you would have thought that I grabbed her booty instead of just looked at it.
Normally, I would have just walked off laughing, but it’s such a nice day today, that I felt like responding. I said “Don’t waste your energy getting mad. I’m a dog. THIS IS WHAT I DO! I talk shit, flirt and enjoy the scenery on days like today. Y’all be cool!” Then I walked out. I’m sure they said stuff after I left…but I think the shock of me actually responding to their angry woman rants kind of took them aback for a second.
This nice weather is going to get me in trouble. I need to go ahead and put my mojo away, since it’s going to get cold again pretty soon.
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You aint jokin’ bruh.. I took a walk on my lunch hour down K St. and the weather got folks comin’ out the box. Only thing is… I did see a few sistahs dressing skimpy. But I saw a lot more white folks dressed like Happy Gilmore in convertible rides with the top down…
I admire your honesty!
@ Zen, I’m not ALWAYS this f*cked up. Just on the really good days LOL
@ G. Mo, I saw a few of those, too. I’m about to head down K Street now on my way home, so I’ll catch the convertibles on the way out!
Well, get in trouble while you can cuz the weather won’t be nice for long.
And I can relate to be annoyed when guys are vocal about my ASSets. But I would’ve just smiled (or ignored you depending on how you look) and left it at that. I’m sure if one of them was alone she would’ve been all over you.
Oh, Leon… why, oh, why.
This is precisely why I’ve taken to wearing dresses over jeans.
I don’t get mad at stuff like that, unless the guy is oklooking to BUTT HOLE UGLY. Srly. You either have to be cute, fine, or hot, to get away with that. LOL
I wish I could fill out a pair of jeans nicely. My (nearly) flat ass is in need of flattering :`(
if you was tall like me you would have gotten their #’s.:)
Stop hatin Shaquille!
It’s funny, when I was younger I would’ve been annoyed by men ogling my ass…but now I admit to being concious and deliberate of the way my ass shakes when I walk so EVRYBODY sees!
We all have our things.
Hey, there aint nothin wrong with lookin.
L