I was having some trouble sleeping last night, so I got on the internet, hoping random surfing would make me tired. What I did NOT expect , was to end up scarred for life by a web video.
It appears that www.mediatakeout.com got their hands on a sex tape featuring Tiffany Pollard, a.k.a. New York of VH1 reality TV fame. I usually doubt the validity of at least 60% of the stuff that I see on MediaTakeOut, but I am inclined to believe that this tape is probably real. If not, that means New York has a twin with a poor-quality camcorder running around somewhere. I am terrified by the mere thought that there could possibly be more than one woman walking the Earth with that same style of 80-pound head, with a matching set of 50-pound breast implants.
The only questionable aspect is the video quality. It’s not very good, so you never get a clear look at her face. I always wonder why a lot of these types of scandal tapes and photos are such poor quality. It’s like Bigfoot. Nobody ever seems to have a good camera around during Bigfoot “sightings.” It’s always some fuzzy, unclear, piece-of-crap Dollar Store camera that with poor image quality. That said, R. Kelly may owe his legal freedom to the fact that he used a crappy camera to film his To Catch A Predator antics…So maybe there is a method to the madness.
Unfortunately, the clearest visual is the the man she’s having sex with. This is because his ass is quite possibly the palest on the planet, and it’s all over the camera. Very unsettling indeed. It may not be “2 Girls, One Cup” nasty, but I wouldn’t recommend this video for anyone trying to achieve any sort of sexual gratification. If you’ve ever taken a shower first thing in the morning on a day where the hot water wasn’t working, then you will be able to relate to the effect that sex tape has on the viewer. It is an anti-arousal aid…
Even though I said that, I might know when that smut truck with the broken latch will be passing through the neighborhood again. Let me know if you want me to tell you which street to stand on, so you’ll be there next time that video falls off a truck…
Maybe I’m having a slow moment but who the hell is dude?
I was disappointed. was so looking forward to seeing her get blasted. And from the looks of the decor of the room, her standards are not high. Give a me a case of vitaligo and I am in there.
Mediatakeout is not credible at all.
Speaking of “2 girls 1 cup”, have you seen “4 girls and fingerpaint” and “Yellaface”? I haven’t but I think you should watch them and put some reaction videos up for our enjoyment. Just a thought…
Aint she on about minute thirteen of her 15 minutes of fame??? Let me know when they release a video of someone hittin’ her waterhead azz with a 2×4…
*sitting on front porch in a hat and dark glasses*
Just let me know when that truck is passing through, homie…
LOL@ G. Mo & The Jaded NYer!
Hey, Jaded, this fell off the truck. I believe this is what you were waiting for.
**hands over DVD*** “Great Grannies in G-Strings” LOL
I saw the vid, and dude wasn’t hittin it right at all. NY’s bod isn’t that bad looking, I mean she still looks like a muppet,…
Like you guys wouldn’t hit it if you were alone….
@ Wonderlove, I can confidently say that I would not. LOL
Yeah, I saw this video. I couldn’t take the alabaster bootycheeks pummeling away. He wasn’t even hittin’ it right, but this is Lamp Chop we’re talking about. She a wood-killa for sho.
New York has a cameo spot in “First Sunday”, and everyone in the Theater collectively groaned when they saw her face pop up…
Oh, and 2 Girls 1 Cup is gross. I think it’s fake, but still. We showed it to my dad over the holidays, and he was MAD as hell. He ran to the bathroom and dry-heaved and cussed me and my brother out. I wish I had a camcorder to record his reaction.
But BME Pain Olympics, oy vey. That was even worse than 2G1C, 2 Girls 1 Finger, etc. I was crossing my legs and wincing in pain looking at that shit.
*not into beastiality*
i refuse to watch it! lol!
Wonderlove- thanks but I already have a copy… I was a PA on that particular film gem; check the credits
LOL
LMAO she’s like…”yeeaaaah…is it in yet?”
Looks like two teenagers trying to act out some sex scenes they saw in a porn…
ROTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF@ leoninatl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY’D YOU DO THAT TO THE MAN WHO HELP CREATE YOU!?!?!?!?! ROTFFF!!!!!!!
DEATH DEATH DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, that srly could be any black girl with long weave and two ton implants. I’m not convinced thats her. NY is way TOO conceited to not stare into the camera and make those weird eyes closed faces.
Why would anyone want to watch New York going at it? She isn’t all that anyways.
LMAO!!! I watched this last night. It was like watching an accident scene. Terrible.. but you HAVE to look.