Ah, how you set my soul on fire!
You arouse my loins in a way in which they have never been aroused!
Ok, that was a lie. I get aroused like this when I watch internet porn
Still, you touch my soul in that sensitive spot
You know the one. Right near the whatchucallit and directly above the thingamajig.
Our souls hump vigorously to the beat of life’s snare drum
Like rat-a-tattat-tat-tattattat
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
Ahhhhhhhh!
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s once again “Sweet Love Thursday”

I have yet to try out my new microphone, so I had to write some oh-so-eloquent romance poetry to start off the entry. That particular piece is entitled, “Boom Shaka-Laka Let’s Go Half On A Baby”
Since there is no audio accompanyment this time, I invite you to stop through Madam’s Organ on 18th Street NW tonight. They’re having their weekly Karaoke night, and I plan on acting an ass onstage since I had a rough day yesterday, which led to a great day today. Go on and get yourself a taste of ListenToLeon ignorance LIVE tonight!
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Next time you gotta let a sistah know sooner. You know I been practicing.
Have fun. I hope there’s a video.
LMAO
I live in Miami, this isn’t FAIR :(
Damn, Leon! LOL!
I do have to admit, though, that this reminds me of a Tom and Jerry episode, “Texas Tom”
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1-V0_fe2oHU
my bad… this was the episode I meant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3y1o-ukeS0
Yeah, dude, you gotta let folks know earlier! Im bout ready to give you my number and tell you to call a bitch the next time youre going to make an ass out of yourself in that fashion. Cause I wanna sing too!
:(
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