Take My Money But Leave My Toes Alone

by on 08. Feb, 2008 in Coolio, Minnesota, Robbery, Toe

In Minnesota, a toe-licking robber just got sentenced…

http://www.nbc4.com/news/15245348/detail.html?taf=dc

Look at the man’s mugshot!

 

I guess we no longer need to ask “Whatever happened to Coolio?” This guy looks like he got high, went on a Fantastic Voyage, got Too Hot, then went to Gangsta’s Paradise on a random set of toes.

Ah well. Have a nice weekend, and please don’t rob anyone or lick any toes…Unless you and your significant other are just freaky like that.

Be Sociable, Share!
  • Open-Toed Shoe Season Is Here (0.357)
  • Robbing Banks (0.143)
  • Attempted Bank Robber Put on "Timeout" (0.143)
  • Morgan Haley The Bikini Bandit (0.143)
  • Why Does This Man Still Buy Chains? (0.143)

    • Post Author

    This post was written by who has written 1854 posts on Yeah…I said it.

    Leon, a.k.a. God's Gift to your sense of humor.

    8 Responses to “Take My Money But Leave My Toes Alone”

    1. RIZZ 08. Feb, 2008 at 9:07 pm #

      that mugshot needs to be on a shirt

      VIOLATOR ALL-STAR DJ’S, DJ JAM X & WEB

      22 EXCLUSIVE ORIGINAL CUTS!!!!

      COPY AND PASTE THE LINK TO DOWNLOAD….

      http://www.zshare.net/download/72304356b897e2/

      Reply
    2. caroline 09. Feb, 2008 at 12:23 am #

      I was thinking more like Afroman lol, but Coolio works too!

      “It’s all the way liiiiiive!!!”

      Reply
    3. Mr.6'5 09. Feb, 2008 at 12:38 pm #

      looks like a crossed eye q-tip.

      Reply
    4. ant 09. Feb, 2008 at 2:36 pm #

      bwahahahahahahha!

      lol you just made me open limewire to downlo9ad all of those classics

      Reply
    5. Bre 11. Feb, 2008 at 8:51 am #

      He looks like a damn fool

      Reply
    6. KraZy34th 11. Feb, 2008 at 9:37 am #

      Quoted from the article: Then he told her, “Now I’m going to suck your feet.”

      ROTF!!!! WTF was he thinking?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

      Reply
    7. Leon 11. Feb, 2008 at 1:18 pm #

      Damn! Freaky. That guy shouldn’t be put in prison. They’d tear him apart!

      Reply
    8. The Jaded NYer 11. Feb, 2008 at 3:08 pm #

      OMG! If that happened to me I’d all but DIE!

      I have a serious phobia of/aversion to anyone touching my feet, and just the THOUGHT of some weird, cross-eyed stranger sucking my toes… yeah, I might have to take a sick day to get over that visual…

      Reply

    Leave a Reply