I Thought MY Story Was Bad

by on 12. Feb, 2008 in Balls, Gilbert Arenas, Greatest Hits, Grooming, Men's Journal

I thought that my MANscaping story was bad, but the horrors found in the one that Gilbert Arenas told Men’s Journal made mine look like a Disney fairytale!    

God, if you’re listening…My testes(Ernest Spaggleton III and Shotgun Willy) thank you for sparing them such atrocities!

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    10 Responses to “I Thought MY Story Was Bad”

    1. The Jaded NYer 12. Feb, 2008 at 2:39 pm #

      Ernest Spaggleton III and Shotgun Willy????

      LMAO!!!!!!

      (PS- that story by Gilbert sounds painful as hell!!)

      Reply
    2. KaNisa 12. Feb, 2008 at 2:48 pm #

      WOW

      I got chills and I ain’t even got a soul pole!

      Reply
    3. Velocity Magazine Editor 12. Feb, 2008 at 2:50 pm #

      Da Hell Was Wrong With Gilbert….wow…and you Leon…after reading that archive posting…I have no words for you until the next leap year…lol

      Reply
    4. peach 12. Feb, 2008 at 3:40 pm #

      lord jesus.
      smh.
      btw the hair doesnt stink if you wash it. maybe its too much info but shaving the down there when you’re a man just kinda creeps me out.

      Reply
    5. KraZy34th 12. Feb, 2008 at 3:56 pm #

      DANG, that can only mean one thing! His dumb ass shaved it DRY. I can tell you, shaving your privates dry is like asking for a herpes outbreak experience minus the actual herpes STD in your system. I know for a fact that shit BURNS!!!

      Leon, just a heads up in case you ever decide to be your other personality, Cool Breeze. If your gonna shave dry, use Neosporin as the shaving gel! OK!?!?! lol

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    6. ant 13. Feb, 2008 at 3:52 am #

      oh-em-gee

      Reply
    7. G. Mo 13. Feb, 2008 at 9:30 am #

      Gilbert is that dude!!!! Gotta love when players tell the truth and quickly become fan favorites. Charles Barkley betta watch his seat on the TNT set… Agent Zero most definitely deserves a spot on there with his antics.

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    8. leoninatl 13. Feb, 2008 at 3:11 pm #

      I’ll never look at Gilbert the same EVER again.

      Ya’ll don’t want to know about the time I was 18 and did some errant “manscaping” myself…

      Reply
    9. KraZy34th 13. Feb, 2008 at 4:48 pm #

      leoninatl, I think you should!

      Reply
    10. Cincy 15. Feb, 2008 at 12:52 pm #

      damn! he had keyloids on his balls. balls looked like popcorn balls with milkduds stuck on

      Reply

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