I take one day off from writing on this blog to take care of something for my pops, and all kinds of world changes end up happening. Fidel Castro retires. Jason Kidd finally gets traded to the Dallas Mavericks. Blu-Ray defeated HD to become the standard overpriced DVD format. Finally, to top it all off, I got home and was greeted by my latest issue of New York magazine. I open it up, and Lindsay Lohan is in there, buttnaked on some bedsheets, recreating Marilyn Monroe’s last nude photoshoot. I learned three things:
- Lindsay Lohan has a tattoo across one of her ass cheeks.
- Even with all the freckles and drug issues, I’d probably still hit it. Give it to her so good, she’d tattoo “Property of Leon” on her other ass cheek.
- Even though drugs are bad…If they were what influenced Linday to take her clothes off, then they were good for that one day.
Seriously, had I not been somewhere in Butt-crust Maryland with no Wi-Fi access, nothing monumental would have happened. Alas, whenever I miss a day on here, the proverbial you-know-what hits the fan. I think they should change that name from Murphy’s Law, to Leon’s Law.
*Bug Update*
Oh yeah, I send that enormous steriod “waterbug” to insect Hell, in case you were wondering. The thing didn’t resurface until almost 3AM, but I got him. I may have lost out on a bunch of sleep, but I gained peace of mind. Just had to share that with you all, since I’m sure somebody out there was worred that the bug kicked my ass, then made me wash it’s draws like some kind of prison b*tch.
None of you were worried about that?
None?!
I don’t know whether to say “Thank you” for believing in me, or “F*ck you” for not caring. Ah well. Have a happy Wednesday, even if you didn’t think of me and my battle.
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What have you learned, then? Take more days off and we’ll see more photos of Lindsay naked.
i was worried!!! lol nah not really but isn’t victory sweet?
@ Arjewtino, I may have to flat-out RETIRE so we can get some more celebrites to strip!
aaah i didnt read about the water bug!!
you poor thing LOL
lindsay lohan is def. a pretty girl, i wish her off the drugs imediately
i saw them nasty pics of her…like umm what was she thinking. But i’m happy Castro is like retired…THANK GOD!! and i was semi worried bout you. i was think hope that one water bug don’t go get another waterbug who gets another one..and its JOE’S APARTMENT in yah place. SOO lets take a moment of silence for the bug.
*silence*
AMEN!lol
Glad to hear the water-bug situation is no longer. Moving on…Nat’s B’day celebration 2morow at Madam’s. C u there sweetie. Drinking lemon and honey tea 2night to preserve Karaoke voice. It’s on bitches!!
I’m sorry, Lindsay has never done anything for me. She is a coked-out, freckled ass, skanky, delusional whore. I was listening to a radio show, Lex and Terry, who are two semi-redneck dudes that have a show out of Dallas, and they were talking about this photoshoot. One of them called her a “Freckled ass bitch”, which was so wrong, but had me LMBAO all day.
And even though Marilyn Monroe was drunk off her ass and probably high on pills when she took her pics, she had more sensuality in her pinkie toe than LiLo has in her whole body.
Leon, I was indeed worried for your safety. Glad you prevailed; score one for mankind.
Besides, if the waterbug had made you his b*tch, where would you find the time to make me laugh day after day? :-)
GO MAVS!! Welcome back J-kidd!
what a disservice to Marilyn Monroe, somethings should just never be “re-created”, sorry but Lohan will never be regarded on that level…even if some negroes would still hit, (LOL) that doesnt say alot.
Y’all are right about Lindsay not being on the same level of Marilyn Monroe. It’s not even close.
Still, she got some nice titties, if you can make it past all the freckles.
That was shallow, wasn’t it? Ah well…
I might need to start using drugs if I thought about having a vision of Lindsay Lohan naked….. you can have that bruh
i feel you on that battle you had with the waterbug/ roach…i am currently at battle with a legion of mosquitoes led by two bastards i call sneaky and percy…
Never try to battle a silverfish! they carry gunz mofo