My unrequited love is Nicole Sherz…Nicole Shirt…Ah f*ck it. Nicole who sang lead with The Pussycat Dolls. I wondered if it’s possible for me to be in love with a woman whom I’ve never met. One whose last name I can’t even spell. Then, I remembered the feeling I got when I saw this video for the first time:
Never before have I been turned on by a woman in a ski mask! I actually went out and bought one, just so I could get someone sexy to put it on right before we do our thing, to see if it’s even possible for someone not named Nicole Shers…Sh*t. You know what I mean.
So Nicole, if you’re listening, you need to look me up next time you’re in DC. I know, you;re the celebrity and I’m not…but trust me, the wang is THAT good! You’ll still be thinking about Leon Jr. jr. 5 cities later on your world tour, should you happen to spend the night with me during your DC stop. Yeah, that sounds groupie-like…but think about it: You make liquor-store mugger attire look sexy! That in itself justifies me acting like a groupie for a little while. Call me, woman!
Oh yeah, if you’re into that sort of thing, you can definitely bring Keri Hilson along with you when you come to see me. Both of you looked great in the video. Timbaland had to feel like the King of the World that day. Like I said, that’s only if you’re into sharing the soul-pole with someone almost as sexy as you. There’s enough of me to go around!
…but that’s only if you’re into that. If not, I’ll just focus on making you “scream at the top of your lungs” and whatnot.
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Nicole Sherzinger is sexy as hell. But as you see, fucking for tracks doesn’t always get you a steady music career. Okay, I shouldn’t have said that last part, but whatever! All these Gwen/Fergie clones are really irking me for some reason.
Speaking of ski masks, ever play “Home Invasion” with your girl. Fun as hell!
BTW, I changed the name of my blog (same URL), so update your blogroll.
U know u gonna get your a** beat when Nat finds out u dedicated Sweet Love Thursday to that bimbo (Nicole) on Nat’s birthday. how will she find out you ask? Ima tell her. C u 2nite!!
Keri Hilson, the other singer in that song, is very attractive as well. She has some really nice legs. They weren’t really on display in this video. This is my second favorite track off of Timbaland’s latest album.
@ Jabari, I like “Apologize” the best, but I think the version on One Republic’s album without Tim chanting “Ay-ay-ay” in the background is better than the one on his album. Overall, Timbaland’s last album made a believer of me. I didn’t think I’d want to buy it, but I did.
Oh yeah, Keri Hilson is the truth. A very pretty woman. I could have just has easily written about her. It’s just easier to make jokes about the name “Sherzinger” and the ski mask!
@ Common Share Chris, Natalie as straight as she is, would actually go gay for Nicole. I’d be willing to bet money on it. Nicole is one fine specimen of womanhood!
@ Leon, I’m too scared to try that “home Invasion” stuff…I don’t want to get shot, tazed, pepper sprayed or arrested accidentally! Remind me about the blogroll if I don’t get to it by tomorrow.
And get this, Leon, Nicole know yoga….
“knows” darn.
I’m late but it was good meeting you friday night
lol! my brother calls her Nicole Shewazanigga!
All I know is that I’m going to marry Keri Hilson one day. That woman is the truth. We even has the same birthday, so I know it was meant to be.
Dude, you’ve not in love, you’re in lust. You’ll forget her in about two months when the new sex goddess arrives on the scene.
Guess who met her back in 2002 before she was a Pussycat Doll and just one of the girls from Eden’s Crush?
Me
Guess who was mesmerized even way back then?
Me
Guess who’s jealous now?
You