My Sense Of Humor Has Been Hijacked

by on 26. Feb, 2008 in Jesus, Jobu, Sick, Superman, Swagger

Help me please! My sense of humor is being held hostage right now. I am not feeling well today, and as a result, it’s 5:00 and I have yet to think of anything funny, all day long. All I can think about is the fact that I’m not my usual, swager-filled self. This is like a f*cked-up alternate version of me. Like Superman and Bizarro…

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I’m going to rest up, and hopefully things’ll get a little better so I can be my usual sh*t-talking self. This subdued, decaffinated, lite beer version of me isn’t nearly as compelling!     

Altough I will say this: Leon at 20% of his machiso level is still more imoressive than most people at 100% of theirs. Y’all better enjoy this break from my dominance right now, because I’m coming back with a vengeance once I feel better! You better say your prayers, because I’m unleashing Biblical levels of swagger upon the Earth! All you can really do about it, is pray to Jesus, Yahweh, Buddha, Allah, Jobu, or any other spiritual energies you hold true and dear.

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    7 Responses to “My Sense Of Humor Has Been Hijacked”

    1. Mr.6'5 26. Feb, 2008 at 8:45 pm #

      I dunno who control the Ad’s on your page…but a meninlove.com ad should NOT be on yours buddy.

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    2. REEF 26. Feb, 2008 at 8:53 pm #

      jobu…. hahahahaa

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    3. Jabari Talib 26. Feb, 2008 at 10:22 pm #

      Major League is a great movie. Wesley did a great job as Willy Mays Hayes.

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    4. diva527 27. Feb, 2008 at 7:27 am #

      Jobu???? Where did HE come from?

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    5. Hustleman 27. Feb, 2008 at 7:34 am #

      @ Diva527, Jobu was the little idol that the voodoo baseball player worshipped in the movie “Major League”. The voodoo guy, “Pedro Cerrano” was played by Dennis Haysbert, the “You’re in good hands with Allstate” dude.

      @ Jabari, that movie was hilarious. Willy Mays Hayes was definitely one of the funniest people in the movie.

      @ REEF, just the sight of that little guy makes me laugh!

      @ Mr 6’5″, that was google. They straighted it up real quick! No pun intended lol

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    6. Dreemzzz 27. Feb, 2008 at 12:19 pm #

      LMAO @ 6’5 …im sure he will get a kick out of that one

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    7. Leon 27. Feb, 2008 at 11:57 pm #

      You know what I’ve always admired about you Leon? Your unshakable humility :) Rest up bro. What the hell’s a Jobu?

      Reply

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