The Hottest Movie Sex Scene Ever

Since the site is experiencing technical difficulties today, I figure I’ll spice things up a bit. I want to hear what you feel is the hottest sex scene in movie history.

I’m talking mainstream film here, not porn. If any of you says something like “The scene with that black/asian chick from Booty Talk 60“, I’m going to make fun of you. So let’s keep it NC-17 and below. I’ll even accept Skinemax movies with stupid titles like “Hollywood Bikini Car Wash 7“, but no actual porn.    

Personally, my first sexual experience is thanks to Purple Rain. When Appolonia purified herself in the waters of what she thought was Lake Minnetonka, I thought to myself “Her boobies look nice! I want to touch them.

Then, when she gave Prince some trim, I think that produced the first boner in ListenToLeon history. So to Appolonia, if you’re reading this, thank you.

One sex scene that most people are afraid to admit turned them on, was the one from A History of Violence with Viggo Mortenson and fine-ass Maria Bello. There was arguing. Next, there was fighting. Finally they just decided to f*ck it out, right there on the steps! It was the sexiest borderline assualt ever caught on camera!

That A History of Violence scene *Probably not work safe*

I would list that freaky-ass scene from Angel Heart, off the strength of Lisa Bonet being in it, but I can do without all the blood, voodoo and Mickey Rourke. I used to love some Lisa Bonet!

Now, I want you to give me your picks in the comments section. Feel free to put links to them if oyu like, as well. Once again, I must stress: NO ACTUAL PORN!!!

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53 Responses to “The Hottest Movie Sex Scene Ever”

  1. Odell Greenburg 23. Nov, 2010 at 6:16 pm #

    check this out man…

  2. content professor review 03. Aug, 2011 at 11:30 am #

    Tebow isnt gay. Hes a Christian. Christians cant be gay because they are indwelt by the Holy Spirit!

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