T-Pain Has Clearly Made A Pact With Satan

How else do you explain the fact that this fellow with the robotic voice is consistently putting out the catchiest radio hits around? Even after the 1,000th listening, I still smile when I hear this song right here:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTOEV6f7jB4

I probably should have warned you that there is profane language as well as Rick Ross man-boobs in that music video. Sorry if anyone loses their job or their lunch as a result.    

Seriously though, Lucifer had to have a hand in this. I think he and T-Pain were in the middle of a high-stakes dice game, when T-Pain started singing without the voice box and messed up his concentration. As a result, T-Pain asked for fame and superstardom. The Devil, still mad that he was hoodwinked, granted his wish, but under the condition that T-Pain would have to enjoy his fame looking like a real-life version of ”Animal” from The Muppet Show.

Whatever the case, I’m not complaining since T-Pain has effortlessly picked up where Nate Dogg left off, claiming the throne as King of the Rap Song Hook. Besides, I know that T-Pain is not worried about any jokes I’m making right now…As long as the hits keep coming, I say more power to the big bionic-voiced bamma!

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T-Pain Has Clearly Made A Pact With Satan

  1. 8 Responses to “T-Pain Has Clearly Made A Pact With Satan”

  2. Did you hear his CD though? The first couple of tracks are actually crack.

    And OMG did you see him on Hip Hop Honors. VH1 killed him when they put singing ass Ne-Yo after him. Without any type of Break.

    By rapsody on Mar 25, 2008

  3. I used to see T-Pain on a regular basis when I was in Tallahassee. He was in a group called the Nappy Heads and they performed at FAMU a few times. I never thought dude would blow up though. He seemed like a regular local artist.

    By Jabari Talib on Mar 25, 2008

  4. The man boobs thing made me hesitant about checking out the video. T-Pain huh? Don’t know much about him, but it looks like he’s making quite a name for himself.

    By Leon on Mar 26, 2008

  5. Everyone and their mother has done songs with him too. That chick with the Pantene song (unwritten.. something) even had that song come out. love like this i think. ohh i hate that song. he has done some good ones like with fabolous, chris brown, and plies… but the last few he put out are pretty disappointing. besides buy you a drink, songs are rarely put out that are solely him, and not just featuring him.

    By Soltera on Mar 27, 2008

  6. I don’t know what it is about that dude but I’m spruuuuung. He got meee…

    His songs are so damn catchy. I can’t NOT like them. I try, but I just can’t.

    By kayellejaye on Mar 27, 2008

  7. Aa-Ni-MaL! That image you put in my head made me laugh a laugh I thought I’d grown out of. Thank God no one was around to hear it and thanks for the laugh.

    By RealHustla on Mar 31, 2008

  8. lol lots of artists have done that its not just T pain think about it

    By banda on Nov 25, 2008

  9. my own opinion, his tatoo’s resembles satanism, am sorry if you are offended by my opinion

    By samson on Nov 4, 2009

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