Someone please tell me that Steve Harvey is not moonlighting as a broken-down male stripper. I beg you…Please tell me these photos are for a comedy film or something!
What the hell were you thinking, Steve?!
If these are real-live Steve Harvey man-boob sexy time photos meant to win over the ladies, then I’m going to be highly disappointed in Steve. I mean, it’s a well known fact that Steve Harvey is a bamma. That Saddam Hussein/Walter and Scotty from The Whispers looking mustache is enough proof in itself. Adding these fat-boy Chippendales Playgirl photos just might be the point of no return for Steve.
My question is, why didn’t Steve’s friends intervene? My cousin T put up some beer-gut sexy time photos on his Myspace page, and I continue to joke him about them to this very day! I mean, I had to say something to put a stop to this sh*t right here:
T, you’re still my cousin and I love you…but damn.
T kept his photos up for the sake of comedy, and even laughs at them himself. I hope Steve Harvey has some kind of similar hilarious punchline on the way to explain the sad, sad joke which exists as a result of that ill-fated half-naked photoshoot. Damn it Steve, you better have a good explanation for standing next to your bodyguard like that, both of y’all looking like a couple of senior citizen strippers….Biff Beefeater and Walrus McGinty or some sh*t like that.
I’m so done with Mr. Harvey. His radio show is pretty obnoxious.
I know he’s been talking about being 50 and fly for a minute, but I think some of those new pictures look like someone cut his pasted his head on in photoshop or something…
AND I would not “hit” either one.
I would leave that right there a. lone.
EWW! Who let grandpa get ahold of the baby oil?! They are greased and heavily lubed! That’s not sexy, it’s just gross… and lmao @ “Walrus McGinty” and “Biff Beefeater” … lol.
I really don’t think that’s him. It is definitely photoshop.
Damn, did he raid all of CVS’s baby oil for that picture?
I’m a bit on the heavy side, and I’ve told that story about the time I got, um, dry during a house party, and I got hot and I took off my shirt exposing my pot belly and tig-o-bitties to the world. Also, I was wearing a party hat and folks were telling me that I was playing with my nips. And I NEVER take my shirt off like that in front of folks. I know there’s pictures of that shyt floating around somewhere. I’ll NEVER live that shyt down.
I was this close to taking off my pants, but my homeboy that rolled with me who wound up being my designated driver told me under no uncertain terms that he would whoop my ass if I didn’t put my shirt back on.
Why am I telling this story? I don’t know…
Yo I just showed T the pic. LOL!!! I was like ahhh he put you out there. He said he put his self out there by putting up the pic. And I agree. All I have to say is JUST SAY NO!!!!
lmao! i saw those pics this morning and i was trying to get why in god’s name steve would do that…he is one of my favorite comedians so i hope that there is a joke in this too…
pamoja!!!
Dear God dude. That was a terrible way to start the morning. I need some eye bleach.
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
And why are they do damn GREASY?? Is that supposed to be sexy? OMG and his BODYGUARD?!?! WTF?? I can’t… I can’t go on… my day is shot…
in other news, that pic of your cousin is hella funny, HA!
I saw those pictures yesterday and almost vomited….it was like looking at my dad….not a good look. lmao @ “Whispers Moustache”
And what in the crispy-fried hell is that skin color Steve’s sporting. Bronze Statue, Third Degree Burn, In Sun Too Long….the names are endless for that unnatural looking hue. If he wasn’t grinning like a cheshire cat I would have thought he was lava.
Well, gotta give it up to them all for promoting what eating healthy and exercising will do for the body. Let’s face it, they’re paid and I’m broke. Can’t wait to see/hear all the stuff you’ll get caught up in, Leon! LOL :)
I just want to know who set up the shot of the bodyguard dry humpin that lion – that lion should press charges!
Man, your cuz pics are ROTFL!!
Once encountered SH and his bodyguards at an event some years ago…. too rude and crude………..Although he pushing this new sexy 50s revival…I also think he needs let that dome sprout some hair, and leave the exposed chesting to the young lions………..Nothing wrong with getting healthy, but Sexiness comes off better via the smile, eyes, positive attitude, and acquired wisdom…Leon, you are so right- he needs to trim the mustache…
I got the sudden urge to watch The Bird Cage
Steve Harvey ,Tom Joyner and Michael”I love white folks”Baisden are some straight up bammas who happen to have Radio Shows that offer nothing but foolishness.