I had to replace my iPod the other day, so since I found a deal where I could get 80gb for the same price that my old 4gb Nano cost, I had to jump on it(thanks Craigslist!). As a result of having more storage space than I do music, I checked out the free stuff on iTunes. I downloaded two free tv shows: A stand up comedy special from Comedy Central, and a clip that made me decide that I have to add a new woman to my list of celebrities whom I’d like to give multiple intense orgasms to: Attack of the Show: The Best of Olivia Munn
I’ve seen Attack of the Show before, but only in bits and pieces. Then I randomly ended up buying the Complex magazine with her on the cover, still not fully aware of who she was. After all of that, I didn’t really become super-attracted to her until I saw that “best of” video. Between the wayvshe looks, her comedic talent, and the fact that she’s just as much of a geek as me, I think this woman may be the one, if she’s into 5’8″ tall, lightskinned black dudes with jokes for days. If by chance I get to meet this lady, I’m making my intentions known. As long as she smells good, puts out and continunes to make me laugh, I might have to sing her a heartfelt love song, like the one over on the “Featured Videos” section of my page.
Of course, I won’t sing to her until AFTER she’s seen my good qualities. Otherwise, my horrible crooning may scare her away. But seriously…If you’re on iTunes, check out the free Attack of the Show download and get a glimpse of my new celebrity crush. I need to hurry up and get super-rich, so I can convince her, Lauren London, Dania Ramirez, and Christina Milian to have a Fatal Four-Way baby-oil wrestling match for my affections. Winner take all.
Yeah…Take all of it.
You know you like it…
TAKE IT GOTDAMMIT!
*slaps the winner on the ass while grabbing her hair from behind*
My bad for the graphic mental picture I just painted for you all…but um…yeah. Olivia, if you read this, get at me! You’ll be happy you did :)
“4 way baby oil wrestling match” lol! i like the new look by the way…
pamoja!!!
I saw that free stand-up show, which aside from featuring Dane Cook was pretty good.
You should also check out the first (and free) episode of the show The Paper. And, of course, subscribe to This American Life and Radio Lab.
SMH while LOL…
I feel ya though…I nearly drove my friends crazy last weekend with my Josh Hartnett, Matt McConaughey crushes.
Yes, we HAD to watch Failure to Launch so that I could get my eye candy on.
Then, I don’t even know what that horrid movie was starring Josh because it was bloody, gory, and just not our style…SO, we fast forwarded to my future baby daddy. :-)
YES, they had to fast forward so that I could drool over that perfect formed specimen of a man. (I tell ya, God did not play fair when he made those brothas!)
I don’t know what’s up with most sistas and the vanilla brothas, but let me find out Josh is willing to give a sista a holla…Oh, it’s on!
Either one of those guys could just use me as their guinea “I just wanna know what it’s like to be with a black woman” pig (though I suspect they both know already)and I wouldn’t mind a bit.
Just ONE night….Whoa child! I get shivers just thinking about it!
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