A Few Days Late With This

…but HOLY JESUS!!!

I have watched this clip about 8 times since I found out about it last week, and still have yet to actually turn the volume up loud enough to hear it! Alicia Keys is looking GOOT!

Yeah, I said it! She’s looking GOOT! That’s like, a three times better than “good” on the ListenToLeon scale of sexitivity and fine-a-locity. The woman is so hot, she has me making up words to describe how much I’d like to lay her down and make some sweet, sweet lovin in the mid-night hour!

But don’t take my word for it. The following quotes came from the Facebook group where I found the clip:

She thick as bear meat.” – Corey

Thicker than the New York Times on a Sunday” – ListenToLeon

Thicker than ‘War and Peace’ double-spaced” – Tony

She thicker than Kayro Syrup. You could use them thighs to season greens, n*gga!” – Corey

There you have it. The dirty old man collective has come to consensus, so it is official: Alicia Keys is on top of her game.

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12 Responses to “A Few Days Late With This”

  1. Lemmonex 05. May, 2008 at 10:26 am #

    Wow, she looks slamming. This is the first time I have really thought of her as sexy…

  2. E.Jay 05. May, 2008 at 12:01 pm #

    Oh my damn…I saw her in that dress…just damn, damn, damn. I love everything about this woman. She is one of my biggest girl crushes and just about the only chick I would be truly willing to go gay for – one time only of course – heh heh heh. Oh, let me get in “Sistah” mode and say that I love how she doesn’t feel the need to be stick-thin like most popular female artists, particularly the white ones.

    Oh and round 2 is off to a pretty good start. Celtics really needed that ego boosting win yesterday.

  3. peach 05. May, 2008 at 12:14 pm #

    i dont think she’s wearing panties or a bra lol

  4. MissJay 05. May, 2008 at 12:56 pm #

    Me neither peach! lol But I can’t even try to hate (not that I regularly would), she looks good. I’ve never seen her look that feminine before. It suits her.

  5. Miss Behave 05. May, 2008 at 3:14 pm #

    She looks fantastic. FYI, American Apparel makes a dress just. like. that. I should know, I own three of them. And yes, you either wear nothing under them, or visit Victoria’s and get some g-strings. I can’t hate on Alicia, she is wearing the hell out of that dress!

  6. Karen 05. May, 2008 at 5:28 pm #

    I’m loving the new glammed up Alicia too. I’m so thrilled she’s embracing her beauty/sexy side–without being too over the top. Having said all of that, I’m so not tempted to “go gay” over her.

    I kinda like Alicia behind a keyboard though..Just makes her seem so musically deep.

  7. leoninatl 06. May, 2008 at 12:08 pm #

    I Love her like some cooked food.

    I still wonder about her though…

    Oh yeah, Hustleman, sorry about sending that Text so late, but that story was so horrible, I HAD to share it with some folks.

  8. are001 07. May, 2008 at 8:20 am #

    Damn!!!!!! That mulatto thickness is a killer!!!

  9. Jabari Talib 09. May, 2008 at 3:23 pm #

    She has really been working out a lot. I never thought Alicia was sexy until I saw this video. I respect the fact that she is stepping her sex appeal game up.

  10. adriana 13. May, 2008 at 7:01 pm #

    I think she’s looks great!

  11. J-Biggs 19. May, 2008 at 9:38 pm #

    OMG!!! I was listening to her first album last wondering… when did Alicia Keys go from “potential lesbian that could beat me up in a fist fight” to SEX GODDESS?!?!?! MULATTOS stand up!!!!

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