“Scattered Showers” My Ass…
Posted by ListenToLeon on
May 9, 2008
I have to add Tony Perkins, Bob Ryan, Al Roker, Yahoo weather, and all other meteorologists to my sh*t list right now. This morning, the news said “Expect scattered showers late night-early morning. It’s a MONSOON going on right now!
Luckily, I had my umbrella on me…Otherwise, I would be typing this from the emergency room, as some nurse attempts to rescue my left ball from frostbite and water damage. It’s that serious right now. I just saw a crackhead surfing down Gerogia Avenue on a piece of plywood, claiming he’s training for the Olympic games. Next, I saw a bunch of DC rats on a paddle-boat with a pirate flag. To top it all off, I even saw Elian Gonzalez on a raft, talking ’bout “F*ck Cuba. The US is where it’s at.”
This just tells you that weathermen really don’t have the all-seeing eye. Even meteorologists with their sattelites and helicopters can’t predict everything. Sometimes, you just have to trust your instincts, like I did tonight.
That said, the ran is making me extremely sleepy. Stay dry, and I’ll be back on here later with some more of my usual trash-talk.
13 Responses to ““Scattered Showers” My Ass…”
This rain made you sleepy? Unfortunately, it made me go do karaoke and get drunk. I really hope that these letters that I am typing are making coherent words. I am not even looking at the keyboard…oh my damn…
By E.Jay on May 9, 2008
Did you go to Madam’s Organ? I was coming home from there when I wrote this
By Hustleman on May 9, 2008
I even saw Elian Gonzalez on a raft, talking ’bout “F*ck Cuba. The US is where it’s at.”
LMAO!!!! ah… see, this is why I come here; you always got some crazy ish to say :D
By The Jaded NYer on May 9, 2008
cosign The Jaded Nyer……do people still say “cosign” anymore?….well besides me….
By MissJay on May 9, 2008
whoa…i heart you hard.
this post made me literally laugh out loud…usa fool.
-KB
By Karrie B. on May 9, 2008
Now THAT was funny. And I feel you… It took me 2 hours to get to work this morning. And I’m supposed to be partying w/ your girl tonite. Damn rain. Grrrr…
By kayellejaye on May 9, 2008
lmbao folk, i know the feeling
By rawdawgbufalo on May 9, 2008
@ Kayellejaye, you partying with Nicole, or Amy? If it’s Nicole, tell her to call me so I can give her the money for that Erykah Badu ticket
@ Rawdawgbufalo, everybody can relate to weatherman screw-ups!
@ Karrie B., I heart you too
@ The Jaded Nyer and MissJay, thanks, and co-signing is allowed. Unless you want me to co-sign on a mortgage or a vehicle. Then, it’s NOT allowed at all!
By Hustleman on May 9, 2008
I just saw a crackhead surfing down Gerogia Avenue on a piece of plywood, claiming he’s training for the Olympic games. Next, I saw a bunch of DC rats on a paddle-boat with a pirate flag. To top it all off, I even saw Elian Gonzalez on a raft, talking ’bout “F*ck Cuba. The US is where it’s at.”
^ ROTFLMMFAO
By Big Homie on May 9, 2008
What is with you Americans and the weathermen? They’re not soothsayers. Their reports should be taken with a grain of salt.
By Leon on May 9, 2008
yo you need to write something about T>V show the wire that show is bananas…. snoop is gangsta
By ace man on May 10, 2008
LOL..yeah Leon write about the Wire son….
*snickers*
By The Killa on May 12, 2008
@ The Killa, I’m personally thinking about writing about the new season of New York Undercover. Malik Yoba is a badass!
By Hustleman on May 12, 2008