The Three Greatest Pleasures In Life
Posted by ListenToLeon on
May 12, 2008
Life’s three greatest pleasures, as told by Leon:
1.) True love.
2.) Really intense, hot sex.
3.) Barbecue ribs.
There you have it. Emotional fulfillment, carnal fulfillment, and swine. It get’s no better! I DARE you to try and argue with me on this one!!!
26 Responses to “The Three Greatest Pleasures In Life”
You are a fool but I agree, barbeque ribs are what they serve daily in heaven’s cafeteria.
By diva527 on May 13, 2008
You won’t get any arguments from me. I’ll eat ribs all day every day.
By Bored-N-Talkative on May 13, 2008
Imma have to join in on this one.
I’ll say that #3 should be Barbecue ribs N.
As in
BBQ ‘N potato salad
BBQ ‘N beer or a good drank
BBQ ‘N mama’s mac n cheese.
I’m just sayin. : )
By IJ on May 13, 2008
Can’t argue. I may not have put it in that order but I can’t argue….then again maybe I could put it in that order :)
By MissJay on May 13, 2008
Your poor colon, Leon…LOL
By Wonderlove on May 13, 2008
I take it these are NOT in order of preference? Mhmm, that’s what I thought!! lol
By The Jaded NYer on May 13, 2008
I never could quite put this into words. Thank God 4 Leon!! Have you had the ribs from Johnny Boy’s in SE. They are so good they remind you of the first two items on the list. *shudders sexily at the thought*
By The Common Share on May 13, 2008
MMMMM. BBQ ribs….
By BigBrwnEyez on May 13, 2008
Ahhh ribs!!!
By The Last Word on May 13, 2008
What about us vegetarians? We can only experience two of the three greatest pleasures in life?
By J. Dakar on May 13, 2008
If you have not had ribs from “the rib truck” that sits out near Forestville (MD) in the summer, you have not had ribs.
By Passion on May 13, 2008
You write that like they are 3 separate things.
By lacochran on May 13, 2008
Did somebody say ribs?!?!!?!?
Hennessy is a close 4th.
By Metro Man on May 13, 2008
im with metro man…hennessey could have made the list lol
By tayeski on May 13, 2008
@Passion….I am ready 2 put Johnny Boy’s ribs up against any rib, anywhere, anytime. They are located on southern Avenue, right at the border of Pennsylvania Ave and Southern Avenue. Just make a left onto Southern Ave. and follow the smell of slow cooked swine. You know it’s authentic when they got a big Mandingo looking brother in the back wielding a hella meat cleaver, muscles pouring outta his ripped-off sleeve shirt, looking like a brown hulk, all sweaty and glowing and ready to break ya, I mean the meat, into little pieces…….whew!!! Anyway the ribs are off the hook. All of a sudden I’m in the mood for some meat. I’m out!!
By The Common Share on May 13, 2008
Can’t argue with this list. I was at the Sweet Auburn Festival here in Atlanta on Sunday and bought some ribs…mmmmmmmmm…I’m always in search of the perfect rack of ribs.
As for vegetarians, press some tofu or some seitan into looking like a slab of ribs and slap some BBQ sauce on it I guess…
By leoninatl on May 13, 2008
3. Honey barbecue ribs…
By Jabari Talib on May 13, 2008
# 4. cookies and cream icecream.
-KB
By Karrie B. on May 13, 2008
#5–gettin that perm washed out at the salon. ooooooo
By caroline on May 13, 2008
Okay, so I HAD to come back to this post, because I’m certain you’d read the comments here than on some old ass post.
But Leon…WTF
So I hit up your post “Are You A MotherF*cker”…I didn’t even get halfway through it when I saw a Google add for “gaythugdating.com”
As much as you talk about women and being Sweet Dick Leon, I feel confident you not keepin secrets! But dammit, man. I couldn’t even finish the post, that shit did sumthin to my soul. Not to mention that one of the dudes in the pic for the ad looked like Bizzy Bone.
::sigh:: maybe I’ll try again another day! lolol
By caroline on May 13, 2008
@ Caroline, you should know by now that Google Adsense ads are random as HELL! I am the ANTI-republican, yet Google runs John McCain and Ann Coutler ads on here. Sometimes, bullsh*t just makes it through to the site. I’m laughing my @ss off, because I never saw the gay thug ad!
By Hustleman on May 13, 2008
I would have replaced #3 with bacon but yeah your list is solid. I think my parents must love ribs about as much as you because they cook that mess every damn weekend rain or shine. Trust me, eating ribs every Sunday (plus leftovers Monday and Tuesday) will ruin that ribs for you for life. I never want to see another damn rib ever again.
By BayBB on May 14, 2008
I have been looking for the rolling bar b q van for weeks. They used to post up here in Forestville…I need some beef ribs and green beans in my life!
By Sasha on May 14, 2008
@ Passion… you ain’t never lied…I left my house a couple weeks back with my nose in the air just hoping to catch a wiff…..I drove by the Bank Of America… and nothing!
By Sasha on May 14, 2008
leon you dont have weed or hennessy on your list. are you sure that you are black?
By Cincy on May 15, 2008
While I am a lover of fine ribs, especially of the bovine variety, during this time of year I’d have to substitute STEAMED BLUE CRABS for the ribs, brah. Good list.
By anonymousnupe on May 20, 2008