The Three Greatest Pleasures In Life

 Life’s three greatest pleasures, as told by Leon:

1.) True love.
2.) Really intense, hot sex.
3.) Barbecue ribs.

There you have it. Emotional fulfillment, carnal fulfillment, and swine. It get’s no better! I DARE you to try and argue with me on this one!!!

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27 Responses to “The Three Greatest Pleasures In Life”

  1. diva527 13. May, 2008 at 5:10 am #

    You are a fool but I agree, barbeque ribs are what they serve daily in heaven’s cafeteria.

  2. Bored-N-Talkative 13. May, 2008 at 5:40 am #

    You won’t get any arguments from me. I’ll eat ribs all day every day.

  3. IJ 13. May, 2008 at 8:01 am #

    Imma have to join in on this one.

    I’ll say that #3 should be Barbecue ribs N.

    As in
    BBQ ‘N potato salad
    BBQ ‘N beer or a good drank
    BBQ ‘N mama’s mac n cheese.

    I’m just sayin. : )

  4. MissJay 13. May, 2008 at 8:04 am #

    Can’t argue. I may not have put it in that order but I can’t argue….then again maybe I could put it in that order :)

  5. Wonderlove 13. May, 2008 at 8:33 am #

    Your poor colon, Leon…LOL

  6. The Jaded NYer 13. May, 2008 at 9:20 am #

    I take it these are NOT in order of preference? Mhmm, that’s what I thought!! lol

  7. The Common Share 13. May, 2008 at 10:02 am #

    I never could quite put this into words. Thank God 4 Leon!! Have you had the ribs from Johnny Boy’s in SE. They are so good they remind you of the first two items on the list. *shudders sexily at the thought*

  8. BigBrwnEyez 13. May, 2008 at 11:46 am #

    MMMMM. BBQ ribs….

  9. The Last Word 13. May, 2008 at 11:54 am #

    Ahhh ribs!!!

  10. J. Dakar 13. May, 2008 at 12:22 pm #

    What about us vegetarians? We can only experience two of the three greatest pleasures in life?

  11. Passion 13. May, 2008 at 1:52 pm #

    If you have not had ribs from “the rib truck” that sits out near Forestville (MD) in the summer, you have not had ribs.

  12. lacochran 13. May, 2008 at 1:52 pm #

    You write that like they are 3 separate things.

  13. Metro Man 13. May, 2008 at 2:07 pm #

    Did somebody say ribs?!?!!?!?

    Hennessy is a close 4th.

  14. tayeski 13. May, 2008 at 3:02 pm #

    im with metro man…hennessey could have made the list lol

  15. The Common Share 13. May, 2008 at 3:54 pm #

    @Passion….I am ready 2 put Johnny Boy’s ribs up against any rib, anywhere, anytime. They are located on southern Avenue, right at the border of Pennsylvania Ave and Southern Avenue. Just make a left onto Southern Ave. and follow the smell of slow cooked swine. You know it’s authentic when they got a big Mandingo looking brother in the back wielding a hella meat cleaver, muscles pouring outta his ripped-off sleeve shirt, looking like a brown hulk, all sweaty and glowing and ready to break ya, I mean the meat, into little pieces…….whew!!! Anyway the ribs are off the hook. All of a sudden I’m in the mood for some meat. I’m out!!

  16. leoninatl 13. May, 2008 at 5:26 pm #

    Can’t argue with this list. I was at the Sweet Auburn Festival here in Atlanta on Sunday and bought some ribs…mmmmmmmmm…I’m always in search of the perfect rack of ribs.

    As for vegetarians, press some tofu or some seitan into looking like a slab of ribs and slap some BBQ sauce on it I guess…

  17. Jabari Talib 13. May, 2008 at 8:01 pm #

    3. Honey barbecue ribs…

  18. Karrie B. 13. May, 2008 at 9:01 pm #

    # 4. cookies and cream icecream.

    -KB

  19. caroline 13. May, 2008 at 9:25 pm #

    #5–gettin that perm washed out at the salon. ooooooo

  20. caroline 13. May, 2008 at 9:35 pm #

    Okay, so I HAD to come back to this post, because I’m certain you’d read the comments here than on some old ass post.

    But Leon…WTF

    So I hit up your post “Are You A MotherF*cker”…I didn’t even get halfway through it when I saw a Google add for “gaythugdating.com”

    As much as you talk about women and being Sweet Dick Leon, I feel confident you not keepin secrets! But dammit, man. I couldn’t even finish the post, that shit did sumthin to my soul. Not to mention that one of the dudes in the pic for the ad looked like Bizzy Bone.

    ::sigh:: maybe I’ll try again another day! lolol

  21. Hustleman 13. May, 2008 at 9:51 pm #

    @ Caroline, you should know by now that Google Adsense ads are random as HELL! I am the ANTI-republican, yet Google runs John McCain and Ann Coutler ads on here. Sometimes, bullsh*t just makes it through to the site. I’m laughing my @ss off, because I never saw the gay thug ad!

  22. BayBB 14. May, 2008 at 1:12 am #

    I would have replaced #3 with bacon but yeah your list is solid. I think my parents must love ribs about as much as you because they cook that mess every damn weekend rain or shine. Trust me, eating ribs every Sunday (plus leftovers Monday and Tuesday) will ruin that ribs for you for life. I never want to see another damn rib ever again.

  23. Sasha 14. May, 2008 at 4:14 pm #

    I have been looking for the rolling bar b q van for weeks. They used to post up here in Forestville…I need some beef ribs and green beans in my life!

  24. Sasha 14. May, 2008 at 4:17 pm #

    @ Passion… you ain’t never lied…I left my house a couple weeks back with my nose in the air just hoping to catch a wiff…..I drove by the Bank Of America… and nothing!

  25. Cincy 15. May, 2008 at 2:58 pm #

    leon you dont have weed or hennessy on your list. are you sure that you are black?

  26. anonymousnupe 20. May, 2008 at 10:22 am #

    While I am a lover of fine ribs, especially of the bovine variety, during this time of year I’d have to substitute STEAMED BLUE CRABS for the ribs, brah. Good list.

  27. Rolling Rib 14. May, 2009 at 11:49 am #

    The Rolling Rib is back…..
    Try them out on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays!!! NEW LOCATION- Located in Forestville, MD next to the Mattress Discounters. In the same shopping center with the Soul Factory!

    They have BBQ Chicken, Ribs- Pork and Beef, Turkey Wings, homemade potatoe salad, Fried Fish, Mac and Cheese, yams, Greens, you name it!!!

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