Erykah Badu Groupie Talk
Posted by ListenToLeon on
May 14, 2008
Transcripts from a chat held earlier this morning:
Marlene: Badu’s in DC? Damn :(
Leon: Yep. Her and The Roots
Marlene: Oh wow.
Leon: I’m going to be a male groupie and have sex with her, just to see if she’s as freaky as I think she is…
Marlene: um you’re gonna end up wearing crochet pants. She has Galactic Cat.
Leon: So if you see me tomorrow dressed like Issac Hayes and smelling like incense, you know why.
Marlene: Nah, you’ll probably just be whimpering in fetal position. You won’t even come outside.
Leon: Yeah, I will…I’ll be wearing a dashiki, space boots and a football helmet covered in glitter.
On of the perks of being my friend: Conversations like these!
13 Responses to “Erykah Badu Groupie Talk”
Only you could rock the dashiki n spaceboots with pride… and probably a big ol’ sign that says, “I F$%*ed Erykah Badu!!” around your neck!
HA!
By The Jaded NYer on May 14, 2008
“She has Galactic Cat.”
Have you walking around lookin like a member of the Funkadelics or Bootsy’s Rubber Band.
By MissJay on May 14, 2008
I’ve seen her in person. She is a lot shorter and thinner than I expected. I’d still try to see what she was talking about though.
By Jabari Talib on May 14, 2008
Dude….I’m convinced Erykah has crack in her poon….cuz negroes are NOT the same after delving into her!
My only word of caution is to make sure you are at a high point of your career…because true, Dre and Common are back and better than ever….but what about dude from Dead Prez? He had a promising career, but where is he now?!
By The Killa Cal on May 14, 2008
Maaaaan! You are not the only one. I’m trying to see her on the streets when she comes to the A. Have me walking around wearing moon boots, a speedo, and an Indian headdress.
By skoolboi_krush on May 14, 2008
Yo, I met her aunt in Houston. She comes by her mystical sexy madness honestly. Her auntie is @ 72 w/ a 30 something bot toy, postal worker who is sprung on her ass. I thought I was doing summin introducing her to French martinis, getting my grown ass bi-sexy on but, that old broad drank me under the table and almost had my ass. BEWARE Erykah Badu and her realtions. They’re sexy deadly!!
By The Common Share on May 14, 2008
lmaooooooooooooo…
-kb
By Karrie B. on May 15, 2008
If you come out of the encounter wearing adashiki, space boots and a foothall helmet covered in glitter PLEASE post the pics.
By BigBrwnEyez on May 15, 2008
Whew! I haven’t laughed that hard in…. about 10 minutes. Thanks!
By tracey k. in ohio on May 15, 2008
All I’mma say bruh is that you shoulda been at the show last night. The joint was off the hook and she was showin’ off the bootay. Yessir!!!
I flashed a couple of pics. No booty shots though or nothing good enough for King Mag or somethin’. Just some good ole’ regular concert shots with my digital camera that I snuck into Constitution Hall.
http://www.chocolatecityweb.com/erykah1.jpg
http://www.chocolatecityweb.com/erykah2.jpg
By G. Mo on May 15, 2008
I was there last night @ G. Mo. I saw that ass on display!!!
By Hustleman on May 15, 2008
*daps*
Aiiiight… aiiight… then you KNOW!!!! Ha ha….
By G. Mo on May 16, 2008
dressed like Issac Hayes and smelling like incense…
Love it!
By Zen on May 18, 2008