Erykah Badu Groupie Talk

by ListenToLeon on 14. May, 2008 in Uncategorized

Transcripts from a chat held earlier this morning:

Marlene: Badu’s in DC? Damn :(

Leon: Yep. Her and The Roots

Marlene: Oh wow.

Leon: I’m going to be a male groupie and have sex with her, just to see if she’s as freaky as I think she is…

Marlene: um you’re gonna end up wearing crochet pants. She has Galactic Cat.

Leon: So if you see me tomorrow dressed like Issac Hayes and smelling like incense, you know why.

Marlene: Nah, you’ll probably just be whimpering in fetal position. You won’t even come outside.

Leon: Yeah, I will…I’ll be wearing a dashiki, space boots and a football helmet covered in glitter.

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    13 Responses to “Erykah Badu Groupie Talk”

    1. The Jaded NYer 14. May, 2008 at 2:37 pm #

      Only you could rock the dashiki n spaceboots with pride… and probably a big ol’ sign that says, “I F$%*ed Erykah Badu!!” around your neck!

      HA!

      Reply
    2. MissJay 14. May, 2008 at 4:14 pm #

      “She has Galactic Cat.”

      Have you walking around lookin like a member of the Funkadelics or Bootsy’s Rubber Band.

      Reply
    3. Jabari Talib 14. May, 2008 at 4:30 pm #

      I’ve seen her in person. She is a lot shorter and thinner than I expected. I’d still try to see what she was talking about though.

      Reply
    4. The Killa Cal 14. May, 2008 at 5:54 pm #

      Dude….I’m convinced Erykah has crack in her poon….cuz negroes are NOT the same after delving into her!

      My only word of caution is to make sure you are at a high point of your career…because true, Dre and Common are back and better than ever….but what about dude from Dead Prez? He had a promising career, but where is he now?!

      Reply
    5. skoolboi_krush 14. May, 2008 at 6:22 pm #

      Maaaaan! You are not the only one. I’m trying to see her on the streets when she comes to the A. Have me walking around wearing moon boots, a speedo, and an Indian headdress.

      Reply
    6. The Common Share 14. May, 2008 at 11:10 pm #

      Yo, I met her aunt in Houston. She comes by her mystical sexy madness honestly. Her auntie is @ 72 w/ a 30 something bot toy, postal worker who is sprung on her ass. I thought I was doing summin introducing her to French martinis, getting my grown ass bi-sexy on but, that old broad drank me under the table and almost had my ass. BEWARE Erykah Badu and her realtions. They’re sexy deadly!!

      Reply
    7. Karrie B. 15. May, 2008 at 8:53 am #

      lmaooooooooooooo…

      -kb

      Reply
    8. BigBrwnEyez 15. May, 2008 at 9:03 am #

      If you come out of the encounter wearing adashiki, space boots and a foothall helmet covered in glitter PLEASE post the pics.

      Reply
    9. tracey k. in ohio 15. May, 2008 at 11:15 am #

      Whew! I haven’t laughed that hard in…. about 10 minutes. Thanks!

      Reply
    10. G. Mo 15. May, 2008 at 5:58 pm #

      All I’mma say bruh is that you shoulda been at the show last night. The joint was off the hook and she was showin’ off the bootay. Yessir!!!

      I flashed a couple of pics. No booty shots though or nothing good enough for King Mag or somethin’. Just some good ole’ regular concert shots with my digital camera that I snuck into Constitution Hall.

      http://www.chocolatecityweb.com/erykah1.jpg
      http://www.chocolatecityweb.com/erykah2.jpg

      Reply
    11. Hustleman 15. May, 2008 at 6:47 pm #

      I was there last night @ G. Mo. I saw that ass on display!!!

      Reply
    12. G. Mo 16. May, 2008 at 6:43 am #

      *daps*

      Aiiiight… aiiight… then you KNOW!!!! Ha ha….

      Reply
    13. Zen 18. May, 2008 at 2:37 pm #

      dressed like Issac Hayes and smelling like incense…

      Love it!

      Reply

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